A/N Clad to be back in bussiness with Avangers! :)

Tony had bean driving the lil crew to Cali but they all got kinda hungary and decidded to make an emergacy stop at theRaven's Glen baby had a wine.

As thay all nibbed at the food the big scree n tv in tha fancy restyyrant was showin the news ans the area was as sandy as Tattoooene (whare Dark Vader was birth). A lil man with a cowboy hat was blowin a 50ft worm up and his ugly ass pic took up the hole screenie afta all that. It was no other than Sebastien Shawl the mutee.

"Sebasstian save Cali with his buttbuddy Deadpool" The news lassy said then a pic of a very ugly well knew presidennt with no mouth and duck eyes pic come up next to Sebbys "They are nationul heros so much butter than those Avengees that took a hiatus!" She hollal and the news were over.

The boys felt the unfame, no one was ashing Tony for autogaphs.

Thor didn't got it bc he is not even "What going on" He ask the otters and Bruce like "omg Thor look we're not fucking femi gods and we get our strangth from our fangils even if they spook us a lil." He expelled.

"W/o believers we could disapere" Tony lie

"Thor we have to fo something" Loki was alway thanking with her heart. "WHY" Thor didnt care it was a after withdraw from Rabies symptom and Loki was honorfied.

Bruce then got an idea idea from his brain that was smarties. "Y don't we call upo the grate Sebby Shaw for halp?" He asked even tho they are enenemies.

"FUCKNO" Ironman grred "I have a stark reactor n I don't need no onese hlp I on;ly put up with yall" He was a douche and Hulk was pissed "LOOK HERE MOTHER FUCKA if we call this Sebastie Saw and say some wormies attackin us we could put her down!"

The ppl in the reasutant were staring in horror at the now villanus herion. So Loki took out the staff and mind warp them all and the group ran outside so Bruce Panner could make a portant phone tall. The otters stood by.

Sebbastian Shaw took off his helmie up in Cali the helment protectee him from mind rapers like Carlie Xavier but he culd tell this was a imortant phone call bc name pup op as the inbearable Hulk. "Hallo" he had a cali accant bc he was german.

"Lusten up punk look yall fame n shit and we don't wanna no tribbles." Bruce was good at lying becauz he was so kind "There some worms unda this here ground of Puerto Rako." He whisperrrred so that none of the civillens here and freak out. "We need ya help."

Shaw got cold feet " no ya just want my tessieract!"

"ITS FUCKIN MINE" Loki yell and ruin it all and he new it was a trip and hug up.

"OMFG LOKI" Tiny yell and Bruce turn green and ppl ran then he calm down and was pink again. "fuck what are we gonna do" Greenie said.

But Tony new what this was cuming to. He was at his lass cool, "Guys we are gonna have to do wat it take s to survive."

"OK what" Baby Nataly askee.

"We need to steal it back" He was a crimnal it was prob all the alcohol he been drunking at the Ravens Claw but they were all so fucking drunk that Bruce was like "Ya man lets fuckin do this" And they suited up like x men so that Shaw wood thank the x men were the crooks they are so evil right now.

Loki led the way bc she was evlist and had experince in no goodie ways. Loki led them ight into the White house where the teraract said on it's golden plank. They were almos there when the alams whent off.

"Oh my fuck god" Thor cried...like hus baby but it was not his baby crying