"So what did Shinra say about your health?" Izaya asked curiously as the blonde walked into the living room and fell back on the couch next to him.

"He said I was in perfect health, he seemed pretty excited about it but I don't know why? Anyway what about you?" Shizuo asked turning his head to the smaller male who had a smile plastered across his face.

"As always I'm in perfect health…Shinra said something about me being way under the weight I should be for my age, but whatever I think I'm the perfect weight." Izaya said happily.

"You know you really should eat more, at least gain enough weight so your ribs don't show. It's really unhealthy for you to be so underweight.

"Aw are you worried about me Shizu-chan?" Izaya giggled; Shizuo just rolled his eyes.

"In your dreams flea." Izaya laughed and shook his head.

"Well actually in my dreams we're doing things a little more…pleasurable." Shizuo's eyes widened when he felt Izaya move his hand into his lap. He grabbed the smaller hand and pushed Izaya to far he almost flew off the couch.

"You're so mean Shizu-chan, it breaks my heart." Izaya said dramatically put a hand over his heart, he growled when a couch pillow struck him in the head.

"You're annoying." The blonde said as he turned up the sound on the TV, Izaya grinned and went into the bathroom to get his little bottle of pills. He opened the small bottle and took one of the white pills between his thumb and pointer finger. Izaya took a deep breath before putting the medicine in his mouth and swallowing it.

"Ok so the next step would have to be seducing Shizu-chan, which shouldn't be that hard….Hm but I do want it to be kind of special since this time it's going to be important that we do it exactly right. When he's drunk he's amazing, when he's sober he can go longer...ugh this is hard…so tonight I could make it really romantic and get him a little drunk so when we do it it'll be incredible. Even though I'm focusing on getting pregnant it's not a crime for me to enjoy the process right?" Izaya thought as he devised the plan in his mind.

"Flea, I'm going out for a while." Shizuo called to the brunet as he grabbed his car keys, he stared at Izaya shocked as he ran in full speed to him.

"I thought Tom let you off work today?" Izaya asked nervously, thinking how his plans were inches from being ruined.

"He did, Kasuka is in town so I wanted to visit him; I haven't seen him in a while." Shizuo said simply.

"Well how long is he going to be in town for, you can visit him on the other days he's here." Izaya said quickly.

"Today is the only day he's in town; he wanted to talk with me over drinks so I'll probably be home late." Shizuo said as he opened the front door, he was suddenly stopped by Izaya's hand on his wrist.

"Before you go…I need you to take care of something for me." Izaya said spinning him around and pushing him against the now closed door. The brunet wrapped his arms around the blonde's neck and rolled his hips against Shizuo's.

"Shizu-chan." Izaya whined starring at Shizuo with that "take me" look, he grinned when he felt that it was obviously working. Especially since it looked like Shizuo's pants were getting tighter in the front, Shizuo took in a deep breath and pushed the brunet back.

"Perverted flea, I don't have three hours to spare." Shizuo said reopening the door and quickly rushing out the door before Izaya could try to seduce him any further.

"Dammit I was so close…well its ok, I don't mind waiting for him; I'll wait all night if I have to." Izaya said crossing his arms across his chest stubbornly as he sat back down on the couch.

6 hours later….

"Must….stay…awake…need…Shizuo…inside…me." Izaya sighed out the words as his eyes started to close, it was already past 2am and he was exhausted. The brunet's eyes shot open as a thought came into his head.

"What if he got so drunk he crashed his car, what if he's dead? No…no he got shot before and hit by a truck twice…he can't be dead." Izaya grabbed his cell phone and dialed Shizuo's number; he slammed it onto the floor when the phone just went to voicemail.

"Where the fuck is he?" Izaya screamed as he kicked the table over, shattering it to pieces.

"Once you take the pill you might have a few side effects like violent behavior and extreme exhaustion." Izaya remembered Shinra saying, he sighed and sat back down on the couch. He looked up when the he heard the lock on the door being undone and the door swinging open.

"Ugh…finally home." Shizuo sighed in relief as he closed the door behind him; he almost fell over on his ass once he felt Izaya wrap his arms tightly around his waist.

"What took you so long; I've been waiting so damn long for you."

"I told you I'd be home late flea, now get off me." The blonde said trying to un-wrap the skinny arms from his waist; Izaya grabbed his arm and pulled him into their bedroom.

"I need it now!" Izaya said pushing Shizuo on the bed and climbing on top of him, the blonde wasn't even able to get two words out as the brunet wrapped his arms around him and smashed their lips together. He kept his lips on Shizuo's as he quickly started sliding off his clothes and fumbling with Shizuo's belt. The blonde reached down and undid his pants and pushed them down to his ankles, he kicked them off and pinned Izaya under his body.

"Hurry." Izaya whined, feeling his erection start to become painful. Shizuo moved his hands down and ripped off the rest of the smaller male's clothes.

"Ok just a few more minutes until I get the results, a minus for negative and plus for positive." Izaya said starring at the small white stick that he was holding. He watched his watch as the small hand ticked by, once it hit three minutes he looked at the stick excitedly.

"…."

"….."

"Negative…" Izaya read, feeling tears start welling up in his eyes.

Author's Note: To answer one of my reviewer's questions it says in the beginning of chapter 24 that Izaya's voice had gotten better, sorry for the confusion. And sorry this chapter was so stupid and short, not my favorite chapter but I had to write it! The next chapter will be so much better, trust me! PLEASE REVIEW! Oh and sorry i cant write a lemon :( please dont hate me, im to emmbaressed to write that in this fanfiction. Im even emmbaressed to write the word "pregnet", it sound like a dirty word..eww...but anyway sorry im a wimp and dont forget to review!