Miku has been overlly obsessed with leeks these days.
She's filled up all 15 shared fridges with leeks and leek flavored food, including the ones in other Vocaloid's rooms.
Everytime I look in a fridge, I can always find at least one bowl of leek stew or rice, or a carton of leek juice.
She's even filled up the cupboards with containers of leek mints that she made herself.
Her obsession is getting seriously annoying, especially because she decided that it was a good idea to put her extra leeks in Rin and I's room.
Are you freaking serious, Miku?
We all know that, if anything, it should be bananas and oranges, and ONLY bananas and oranges in our room, not leeks.
Miku should honestly be ashamed of herself, because everyone knows that leeks are pretty much the worst thing on Earth.
Rin had a nightmare once where I was obsessed with leeks, just like Miku, and burned all of our food in a leek-scented fire.
Although I think it was because Miku had forced Rin to make leek rice with her that night.
Last night I had a nightmare that Miku attacked me for a very stupid reason.
Wait, she actually did attack me, with a frozen leek.
I broke her stupid "precious" leek perfume, the "special edition" where the bottle was shaped and colored in, resembling a leek.
It was an accident, okay?
Anyway, there was a very strong leek scent that exploded in my face, which caused me to cough. Then Miku came running.
"Len Kagamine! What did you do this ti- OH MY GOD LEN! YOU BROKE MY PRECIOUS LEEK PERFUME BOTTLE! THAT WAS A SPECIAL EDITION! I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HOPE YOU DIE." She shrieked.
I backed away.
"I-I'm sorry M-Miku!" I stuttered.
She took a leek cookie from the leek shaped jar (what the heck, when did we get one), swallowed it whole, and shrieked at the top of her lungs.
"I HATE YOU!"
Then Miku took a frozen leek from the fridge and started attacking me with it.
I wonder how Kaito puts up with her..
Well great, now the living room is full of that awful leek scent, and so are my bananas (I have a pile in the fruit bowl).
I also refuse to eat the leek scented bananas.
How do I survive?
I have a secret stash in a compartment in my desk.
I am running low, so I will need to go to the store to buy some, but who knows if I'll bump into Neru or Tei or Gumi?
Oh, wait a second..
Did I tell you that Miku put a leek-scented USB drive into my laptop?
Miku said that it was because the laptop had an "unpleasant smell and needed some fresh leek scents".
I tried to pull out the USB drive but the scent is forever stuck in my laptop.. and the stupid thing took like a week to wiggle out.
*intense sigh*
~ Len Lagamine, with 52 bananas and 23 oranges