MC ran away, terrified for his life might I add, from FL and Wolf. "YOU ARE DEAD!!" they shouted.
MC trembled and hid behind Cerberus. "Oh real nice. Put my dog in the line of fire," Mika scoffed.
"Sorry but I like my life thank you very much," MC replied, shooting a glare.
Mika faked a look of hurt. "Lets start this show," ITKL said, laughing at MC's expense.
Mika: Hey everyone.
ITKL: Hey peoples!
Meg: Yola.
Wolf: Yo.
Toffee: Sup.
Usa: Konnichiwa.
MC: (lazily waves)
FL: Hi.
Inuyasha: Mika and ITKL don't own anything.
Wolf; First review is from me. (glares at MC)
Follower of light naked... (twitchs) YOU DIE! (runs after FL with a sword trying to kill him)
Mika: HI IMOTO-CHAN! (Hugs Mika) Here's a gift! (Hands her a wraped up gift which is really a geomatry textbook)
Neji: Sup Nej-Nej? (pets)
MC: DIE YOU -CENSER- -CENSER- -CENSER- RAWR! (Throws sharp pointy things at MC) DIE!
Everyone: CATCH! (Throws rabbits at everyone)
Masaya: (Sprays with a hose) your a worthless tree-hugger.
Ichigo: Your not too bad pinkie... (poors cold ice down her pants)
Naruto: Go gangster, yo!
USA: HI USA-CHAN (HUGS)
Later everyone else, i hope the rest of your poor lives dosn't totaly suck.
FL: What the fuck? (uses fire power to melt the sword) (A/N He's an elemental wolf demon)
Mika: HI ONEE-CHAN!! Ooh!! PREZZIE!! (opens gift) WHAT?! (throws book at Cerberus to use as a toy)
Neji: Sup Wo-Wo (A/N Don't ask)
MC: AAAHHHH!!! (runs behind Blades and all the weapons hit and fall harmlessly to the ground) Thank god.
Wolf: YOU DIE!!! (chases MC with a sword)
MC: HOLY SHIT!! (runs)
Everyone (but Mika and ITKL): Ooh FLUFFY!! (hugs bunnies)
Mika, ITKL: BUNNIES!! THEY BURN!!!
Masaya: HEY!!
Toffee: (knocks him out)
Ichigo: COLD!! (screams)
Usa: (knocks her out)
Naruto: YO!
Mika: (shakes head) Oh god.
ITKL: (chuckles) Amusing Wolf-san.
Wolf: (is still chasing MC who is screaming)
MC: SAVE ME!!
Crash: BOOM!! (accidentally runs into Wolf while running)
Wolf: Ow!!
Mika: Oh no! Well everyone, this is Crash. He is Blades and Spot's son and is only a newborn so be nice.
FL: If he's just a newborn, why is he the size of a Labrador Retriever?
Mika: How am I suppose to know?
Meg: Next review is from Toffee.
Toffee: That's me!!
Hello People! ^__^
Fl: NII-SAN!! -hugs-
Sasuke: XD I went Naruto shopping and have pictures, Plushies, key chains, posters
and drawings of you in my room! na di have a Mini Sasuek plush that goes
EVERYWHERE WITH ME! How do you feel knowing you have a crazy obsessed fangirl?
Neji: NEJi NII-SAN! -Hugs-
Ichigo: ICHI ICHI-SAN!! -Hugs- O.o did I just hug Ichigo?!?!
Sakura: Why are you such a bring down on the teAm? i BET IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOU sasuke left! ... SASUKE WHY! -Hugs Sasuke while crying-
Sasuke: -Is still hugging him- WHY!
Mika: O.o Does Onee-chan want to join Toffee and Sasuke-kun's hug?
Naruto: DROP AND GIVE ME 300! DOLLARS FOXY!!
Kagome: I ahve a question I've been dieing to ask. WHY THE HELL IS YOUR SKIRT SO DAMN SHORT?!?! ARE YOU JUST PRACTALLY DRAWING A PICTURE FOR GUYS LIKE KOGA! WHY NOT JUST GO TO A STORE AND YELL OUT "Yoo Hoo! Come put ur hands up my skirt perverts!" Geez... I thought you'd have some sense Kagome Onee-chan...
Meg: -Hands a new mallet- Here . I'll stop chasing Ryou now...
Kotomi: MY SASUKE DAMNIT! YOU BACK OFF HE'S MINE! I HAVE THE MOST SASUKE MERCHINDASE IN THE WORLD!! SOMEOEN IN MY CLASS CALLED SASUKE EMO AND I BEAT THEM UP AND HAD TO BE HELD BACK BUT MY FRIENDS! -Hugs Sasuke tighter- SEE!
Wolf: -Hugs tighter- WOLF ONEE-CHAN!
byE bYE!
Toffee the Sasuke Fangirl- AND PROUD OF IT!
FL: Hi Toffee. Um, does she usually hug people?
Mika, ITKL, Wolf, Usa: (sadly nods heads)
Sasuke: (cowers in corner)
Meg: I'm guessing he feels terrified.
Neji: Um…..
Ichigo: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!
Mika: OH MY EDWARD!!
Kish: Who's Edward? (steaming)
Mika: No one Kishy-kun. (kisses quickly)
Sasuke: (mouths) Help. Me.
Mika: HELL NO!! I was delusional!! I was high!! MC Onii-chan snuck crack into my lemonade!!
FL, Wolf: WHAT?!
MC: I DIDN'T!
FL, Wolf: (are already planning to attack)
MC: Oh shit. (starts running away from FL and Wolf)
FL, Wolf: GET HIM!! (chases after him)
Naruto: But I don't have that money…. (whimpers)
Mika: TOFFEE!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT CALLING NARUTO FOXY?!
Toffee: Only you could.
Kish: WHAT!!!
Mika: (turns red) No! The other thing.
Toffee: Not to do it.
Mika: Good girl.
Kagome: Oh be quiet. (is being dragged into a closet by Inuyasha)
Mika: I don't wanna know.
MC: (while being chased) WHOO HOO!! GO INUYASHA!!
Everyone else: SHUT UP!!
MC: Well sorry. (runs faster cause FL and Wolf are gaining on him)
Meg: COOL!! (plays with mallet and accidentally hits Sasuke)
Toffee: SASUKE-KUN!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!Mika: (sighs)
Sasuke: Cant. Breathe.
Toffee: (lets go) Sorry.
Wolf: (stops chasing MC and hugs back) TOFFEE IMOUTO-CHAN!!
FL: (is still chasing MC)
Mika: Next review is from Meg.
LMFAO! XD -holding stomach- Wow, I been laughing a lot today. :'D
-kisses Ryou-
EWW! PORNO! Not FL, the porns on my iPod. -.- -vomits- There's some naked girl on my iPod. o.o -vomits- I need to have my uncle get rid of that. -.- Why he put a naked girl on it, I have no clue. -.-
-kisses Ryou-
Whoa, I'm a baka. n.n' I'm totally not in my right mind. XD I don't think anyone in their right mind would steal ITKL's hammer TWICE! XD
Ryou: -kisses him-
Mika: lmao. My second review that chapter was over a page long?! XD It wasn't
THAT much more than a page. :'D I just checked and that review was 752 words. XD
Onii-chan: WOO! I'M GOING TO THE RANGERS GAME WEDNSDAY! :'D
(The Rangers are a hockey team for you slow people. :'D)
All: -really fast- How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?!
Onii-chan: OMFG! In one of my classes at school, I'm the only girl. X'D
Ryou: -kisses him-
All: Who is Chuck Norris?
Onii-chan: I'm part vampire and part werewolf. :'D
All: OMFG! I was so bored before, and I did this preppy impersonation… O.O It was freakishly good. :O Maybe it was a result of spending a weekend with my cousin a couple weeks ago and having a grande cappuccino yesterday. And sitting next to an "elephant" in the "rainforest". :'D
Mika: Update Elemental Mews and Mew and Demon Chatrooms or I'll destroy another one of your awesome sandwiches! :O
All: I'm obsessed with smileys! XD
All: OMFG! The first time I watched Tokyo Mew Mew, was about a year ago! So, that means, I've been a Ryou "fan-girl" for almost a year! :O
Ryou: -kisses him-
All: I screwed up my profile! DX I need to get new copy and paste stuff. -.-I'm going to go work on the next chapter of ToDII.
Toffee: So you get to kiss and glomp Ryou all you want there. XD
Later losers! :D -winks and does peace sign- This review is 381 (including words after this) words long! :D I know that 'cause I typed it on Microsoft Word! XD -goes into makeout session with Ryou when onii-chan isn't looking- XD
Ryou: (kisses back)
Kish: (is too busy watching FL chase MC)
Ryou: (kisses back again)
Kish: (still not paying attention)
ITKL: (gets evil idea)
Mika: Don't even think about it.
ITKL: Aww… AND NO DUH!!
Ryou: (kisses back)
Mika: But still… This one was almost a whole page too. Your lucky I put it in.
Kish: (not paying attention)
Everyone ( 'cept Kish, FL, MC): huh?
Kish: (is finally paying attention) WHAT?!
Meg: Mika…
Mika: (kisses Kish)
Kish: (no longer in big bro mode)
Mika: I know who he is!! (jumps up and down) He is a crazy lunatic on steroids that all guys are obsessed with!
Kish: Riiigghhhttt. And I'm a unicorn.
Usa: Ok then…. .PREPS MUST DIE!!!!
Mika, Toffee, ITKL: HELL YEAH!!!
Mika: 1. Its Elemental ALIENS. 2. I did. 3. Mew and Demon chat rooms got deleted.
Everyone: (cries)
Everyone: We know that.
Kish: (growls while Meg and Ryou kiss for the umpteenth time this chapter)
Toffee: But that got deleted too. (cries)
Mika: (occupies Kish and gives Meg a thumbs up)
Meg: (drags Ryou to the nearest closet)
ITKL: Next review is from (drum roll) someone called sesshy's mate. Who's that?
Mika: (stops kissing Kish) WHO?!
Hi Mika this is kisshu rocks.
Sorry about being mean and stuff.
I love Sesshomaru he is mine!
Dares:Mika-sit Inuyasha
Sesshomaru-be my boyfriend
Mika: ITS YOU!!
Kish: (hides behind Mika)
Mika: Hmm. Fine, I'll forgive you. But you cant date Sesshi. He's already mated Kagura. Oh. SIT!! I
nuyasha (who's still in the closet with Kagome): Oh no. OW!!
Kagome: INUYASHA!! YOU PERVERT!! GET OUT OF MY CHEST!!
Mika: O.O I might have to make this story rated M. Next review is from MC Onii-chan who is still running for his life.
MC: HELP ME!! (is still being chased by FL)
Mika: (sighs) Crimson!
Crimson: (devil demon Julie gave me) WHEE!!! (sits on FL to stop him from chasing MC) (farts)
FL: OH GROSS!!
NO! MY BAI BAI! Gr... Oh well.
(Rocky theme is playing) (is running up to a huge castle with a white marble block on back) (Gets to castle and puts block on somewhere) I FINISHED MEH CASTLE! (spartans man it) ALL BOW BEFORE THE GLORY OF THE CASTLE OF DAWN!I SAID BOW ALL NON-REVIEWERS AND/OR HOSTS! or spartans...
*that was random...*
Anyways, I'M LONELY! I'm poofing in Lyn! AND NO HURTING HER IMOUTO-CHAN!
Lyn: Huh? Where am I?"
Me: you're in a place where...I have no idea, really.
Lyn: KASHI-KUN! (glomps meh)
XD
*still random*
Well. masya can die every time anyone gets kissed. And every couple has to kiss at least twice. XD
Capt. Emo F'cktard- Stupid Chicken Ass Head. (pulls out flamethrower and MG42 and repeatedly kills him)
Wolf: Ow, I know I am a pervert, but I would NEVER pay for a stripper or prostitute! Somehow I have a moral code! Amd you do realize carving it into myhead is useless? (transforms into true form then back to normal) hAPPY! And if you won't do it again you can have a cookie.
Mika: HAVE A COOKIE!
Pinkies: I don't even know. I say we let Jaws take care of them for a while.
WAIT WAIT WAIT! DIdn't I make one of the pinkies 'disappear'?
Other Ichigo: Ha ha, Ninjas are better than Shinigami! We an clone ourselves! All you got is a fancy sword! (Kills him for no apparent reason)
OW! I just popped a zit on my chest...puss exploded out, awesome! SWEET! Now it's bleeding!
Inuyasha-no-baka- I hear from imouto-chan Kagome is still a virgin. YOU IDIOT! (punches) Now go for a romp in the closet with her and make little hanyou. Ain't enough of 'em in this world...
NOw I don't know about y'all, but I'M SENDING THE HATED ONES (CAPT. EMO F'CKTARD,PINKIES, AND MASAYA) TO THE MOON! WITH NO HELMETS! (they die)
(burp) Well thats all I got.
Oh, one more.
Mika: I got up 20 minutes early for this! you better be happy next episode! Cuz nowI might be late cuz I went overboard on this review!
Everyone but the hosts: (bow)
Masaya, Sasuke: (are forced to bow by Cerberus putting their paws on them)
Mika: (growls) Lyn…..
Lyn: (happily) Hi Mika-chan!!
Mika: DIE!! (tries to chase Lyn but is held back by MC)
MC: Imouto-chan…..
Mika: Fine. I'll be good. (pouts and crosses arms)
All couples: (kiss twice)
Masaya: (dies to many times than r healthy for him)
Sasuke: (is repeatedly killed and repeatedly revived)
Wolf: Fine. COOKIE!! (eats cookie)
Lyn: Awww Kashi-kun. Your so sweet. (moves to kiss MC)
Mika: Touch my brother and you die.
Lyn: (moves a foot away from MC)
Mika: YAY!! COOKIE!! (is distracted by eating cookie)
Lyn: (quickly kisses MC, then moves away)
Mika: Cookie good.
Pinkies: (die and are revived)
ITKL: MC, the other Ichi-baka isn't here.
MC: oh.
All girls: Ew. Gross.
All boys: AWESOME!!
Inuyasha: Ow!! And Kagome says I have to wait till were married.
hated ones (A/N XD): (die and are brought back and revived)
Mika: I'm happy!! Meg: And to cut down reviews cause Mika is a lazy arse (quick glare to Mika) all people who reviewed more than once only the ones that are important after your first one go in. So my next one wont DX
Mika: Sorry. I just need to finish this soon . So next review is from MewMewCream.
YO YO YO!This is MewMewCreme... just call me... Cream
Lol this is funny...
I don't have much but please bring in Masha if he isn't already here
Masha: Go on a date with me please?
Well next time I review I will have a whole lot more... also...
HI WOLF! I'm still sad about the cancelation of ask the mew mews 2 but... anyways hi!
HORRAY FOR MIKA! you. are. awesome.
Buh~Bye
COOKIES 4 EVERYONE!
Mika: He's here.
Masha: Masha here, Masha here. (flies to Cream and they go on date)
Wolf: Me 2.
Mika: I feel special. YAY!! COOKIES!! (eats cookies with everyone else)
Sasuke, Masaya: (are locked in cage so they cant get cookies)
Toffee: Onee-chan, your letting the pinkies have cookies?
Mika: (with 3 cookies in her mouth) I'mh femhing niwe (translation: I'm feeling nice).
ITKL: Next review is from Twi-chan (Twi Tsi)
WHEE!1!1! FUN-NESS!
A GIFT 4 MIKA-CHAN! (sorry everyone else I don't know what to give you guys SORRY!): A DEMON LIKE NARUTO'S but you can control it with ease)
Random dare: HAVE EVERYONE FIND THE 2Bs! (and make the gay tree hugger fail! XD):
R
RBR
R
R
RBR
R
MORE DARES!:
Inu: SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT
Pudding: 9849352798235478623485683245683246578342659 pieces of candy 4 u!
Wolf: Kiss Kiba (and use the tongue cos I said so {Wolf: why should I? Me: Cos you knows you wanna)
Kiba: Kiss back god dam it! and use the tongue! (Kiba: Why? Me: (sighs) Same answer I gave Wolf)
Gay Tree Huggah: Die a VERY SLOW and VERY painful death!
Ryou: KISS MEG!
Meg: Kiss back (use the tongue if u want)NO OVER PROTECTIVE FAMILY MEMBERS!!(forgot to mention earlier) (that includes you Kishu) (smirks at Inu {Inu: [Gasps and pales] you wouldn't... Me: O yes...)
EVERYONE: PUSH MIKA AND KISHU INTO A TINY CLOSET! AND HOLD INU BACK!!
no more dares! (are these enough dares Mika-Chan?)
Mika: Sweet!! (has the 10-tailed elemental cat absorbed inside her) Look!! (points to her new whisker birthmarks) I'm a jinchurriki like Naruto!
Kish: (huffs while Naruto smiles)
Everyone (but Masaya): (finds the 2bs)
Masaya: (fails)
Inuyasha: HAH!! Only Mika and Kagome can sit me.
Mika, Kags: SIT!!! Inuyasha: Ow
Pudding: YAY NA NO DA!! Pudding has been waiting to be announce and now Pudding also has candy to share with Taru-Taru!!
Wolf, Neji, ITKL, Kiba: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Mika: Twi Imouto-chan are you asking to get yourself killed?!
ITKL: WOLF TRIES THAT AND I KILL HER!!Neji: IF KIBA GOES NEAR WOLF I'LL KILL HIM!!
Mika: COUNTER DARE!! Wolf and Kiba have to spend 1 night at Cinderella's castle in Disney World and share a bed but they don't have to do anything.
ITKL: If they even TRY to do anything, I'll kill them.
Wolf, Kiba: (are poofed to Cinderella's Castle)
Meg, Ryou: (make out)
Kish, Mika: (are pushed into a closet with Inuyasha tied to a chair)
Toffee: Next review is from HKW!!!
LOLZ!I'M BACK!Em:Didn't I already save you from Bakuya in Toffee-chan's fanfic?I WANT MY DAMN REWARD!Here*gives her a giant knife* stab him with run away from them!
Mika,Toffee,and others:Stop teasing Em with Bakuya!How would you like it?HELL NO!Don't even think about me!I'll twist your arm and feed you to the damn fans!
Inu,Fluff,and Miro:You lost the bet for the wedding in a week!PAY UP!
Pinkies and Bakuya:La la la la!!*cuts them in half*
Mika:Poof in Naraku!I've got something for him to do!
Shippo,Naraku:Sing Schadenfreude!From Avenue Q!Lols!I've got the cast in this very list!Shippo is the one that sounds like a girl.
Shippo-HEY!!
Me-No thats better then being gay!
Naraku-I AIN'T GAY!
Me-Sure your not!(He is!XD He LOVES Fluffy!Well one of my friends said that!)
Mika: Em isn't here right now.
Mika, Toffee, Usa: BUT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!
(wherever Em is)
Em: (Shivers) I just felt a chill through my very soul
(back to the studio)
Inu, Sessh, Miro: NO WE DIDN'T!!
Inuyasha: We'll give you the money after the wedding.
Miroku: If the wedding even goes right.
Pinkies, Masaya: (die and are revived)
Shippo, Naraku: (sing Schadenfreude)
Meg: Next review is from ITKL. We will not show her first one cause Mika is scared of that one.
Mika: (nods)
heeyy guys! this is ITKL, (with Akamaru on my lap x3) i just changed my screenname. InuToshKibaLover11 was getting a little old. nn; although you can still call me ITKL.
well i'm not mad at Mika-imouto-chan anymore, (Mika: THANK THE GODS!!) and so i decided to put an actuall review in here :D
Everyone: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Even if it is like a week late 6.6
Meg: HIGHFIVE!!
Kiba: YAY!! -glomps-
Kissu: here, have a pancake!!
Everyone but the pinkies, Masaya, and Emo-Chicken: CANDY!! CANDY FOR ALL!! -somehow she managed to hook up a rig that makes it rain candy-
Ryou: go give Meg...a hat.
Kiba: :D -kisses-
Everyone: OMIGOD GUESS WHAT!! i was Mello (from Death Note)for Halloween!! X3 it was SCARY how much i looked like him!! XD
Sesshomaru: -poofs in- YAY!! FLUFFY-WUFFY-KINS!! -huggles his fluff-
Welp, that's about all i can think of right now, especially since i can't make this very long. :( BUT see you alls later!!
Mika: YAY!!
Everyone: (sweat drop) Its December…..
Meg: (high fives back)
Kish: Thanks I guess. (eats pancake)
Everyone but after mentioned people: YAY!!! (eats candy)
Ryou: ok (gives Meg a hat)
Everyone: Cool.
Sesshomaru: Get off of me.
ITKL: NO!! I MISS KIBA!! (cries)
MC, FL: Oh no. (put in ear plugs)
Toffee: The last review is from Tomahawk 3.0
okay, I got some dares now!
Zakuro: go out with the worse guy possible...Masaya for a week! then kill him at the end of the week.
Pudding: have a suger rush, weilding a chainsaw and chasing everyone around! (better make that one the last dare to do)
Mint: go out with me...I hate to say this, but in the skimpest outfit possible.
Ichigo: stay in a bath for 24 hours ans see what happens.
Lettuce: get a hair cut.
Mika: break Kish's heart!
ITKL: make out with Ryou.
Inuyasha: sorry pla, but SIT, AND THEN DIE!
that is all for now! see you later!
Zakuro: Fine. (is now going out with Masaya)
Pudding: YAY!! (goes on a sugar rush with a chainsaw)
Toffee, Usa: (chain her to a chair)
Mint: (rolls eyes) (goes out with Toma-san in skimpiest outfit ever)\
Ichigo: Ok (goes to take a bath)
Lettuce: S-s-sure. (gets a haircut)
Mika, Kish: HELL NO!!!
ITKL: HELL NO TIMES 2!!
Mika: AND NO COUNTER DARES!!!
Inuyasha: NO!!
Mika: Unfortunately we need him and I cant kill him cause he's family. But SIT!!
Inuyasha: (dive bombs into the ground)
Kish: Can you believe we're getting married next chapter?
Mika: (sighs and looks out window) Yeah…..
ITKL: Well that's our show!
Everyone (but Mika who is still looking out the window): BYE!!!
Now its time for CANDY CORNER!!!
Starring Toffee cause her name is a candy and Usa cause she's candy obsessed!
Toffee: OH MY JASPER!!! I cant believe Onee-chan and Kish are getting married next chapter.
Usa: IDK. Onee-chan didn't seem to happy.
Toffee: What do you mean?
Usa: She had a sad look on her face. And I've been seeing her hang around Naruto a lot too.
Toffee: So their best friends.
Usa; I'm just saying…..
Toffee: Mika and Kish are in love!! Nothing is gonna happen!!
Usa: If you say so Onee-chan.
And that was Candy Corner!! Tune in next time!!!