Chapta 27: Da plan 2 kill hitla

Gangalf, merlin, marion and dublobore all focused ther magic on keeping the barrier up. They had run outa offensive spells, and were now focusing on keeping this bariior up to protect themselves and a few hunren civies from the fapton of mini's that endlessly spewed toards them from hitlers penis. "your time is short wizerds." Said Feathwang "Mi children will devour you."

All hop seemed lost….when sudenlee a magical flash came throo the air from the imperiol wizard academee. It pulsed throo the air, jumping from mindragin to minidragin and turning the minidragons to ash.

"Wat?" said HitlerDeathwing "NO! my children!

When the megaspell finished, evey single mini was ashed, rite down to the one budding of hitlers peach.

"Youll pay for that, wizard school!" He growled "first I just gotta taek care of this."

Hitla gradded his equipment with one claw and gave it a lil twist to switch from live dragonz to lava.

He then steped over the protective bullble and put his 80ft circumference peanis right above the bubble.

"Prepare yourselves!" yelled Ablis. Deathwing brought the full might of his caulk down on the bubble, he pounded it 20 ft in2 tha dit, 40ft,80ft anfter 20secsons of furious pounding ther was nothing left of the wizerds and their wards but a 300ft deep hole full of lava.

"The old tiker never runs outa power." Said hitler "just as it should be for a god." He got up and a few drips of his lava got in the bay and formed islands that would eventually become gay bar resorts.

"Nothing asserts authortity over another, by beeting dem with a painis." Said hitler "that's why I enjoy Rap so much."

Havox gasped. Eminiem and da rest of da OG's h8ted rap. The millennium flacon flew toards hitler. Havox was usin his gravity boots 2 stay on da ships hull

"And now it's yur turn academy." Said Daethwing as he stomped tards it, crushin whatever got in his wei.

Havox fired a shot from his gauss riffle at deffwing, but it didn't do sheyit, and he didn't envent notice.

"Get me closer to him!" yelled Havox

Deatwing trashed the roof off the academy, destroying the academies ivory towers.

Hitler glared at the terrified wisards "you thought you could oppose me? Insolance, this arogence must be punished." Then he grabbed a tower and emptied the contents into his gaping maw. He immedialty regretted thoug becuz it was a poitions lab and it tasted like alchemy ingrediants, including flax seeds and troll shit. That gave Deathwing an idea.

"You are nawt worthy of my pallet." He said turning around. "instead you may be worthy of mi latrine!"

"Oh shit!" said Havox, who fired a charged shot from his arm cannin.

Hitler saw it. But piad it no attention, he barly felt it. "ill deal with you later." Said raising his tail "And now….." Hitlers gigantioc buthole opened up and it started to rain literal cats and dogs…..and anything else he had eaten.

The milernium falcon flew rite by Deathwins nose, Havox fired a fully charged arm blast at less than20ft. Hitler sbnorted, but onceagain paid littlenotice.

The wet stuff out of the wey, a mountain size turd started to creed its way out of dethwangs buthole. "here comes tha SHIT!" he said unproffesionaly.

"I need to get closer!" yeeled havox

"We cant get any closer" wailed qwerk "well crash."

"Havox thought for a mometent "Do another pass, I hav a idear."

The mountain crept closer and closer to the academy.

The falcin flew pas hitlas face agin. But dis thyme, Havox jumped off the ship on2 hitle's nose.

"WTF is he doing?" Said Geget.

"He's being a hero!" said qwert "Like m… acutally I prolly woodnt do that. Its suicidal"

Hitler clenched his eyes wide shut, ass he prepared to drop his payload on the tinee figures below. Havox crawled along his scels, closer and closer to his left eye. He started charging his arm cannon above the maximum limit to the point where it started to overlead. "I hav 2 do dis." Thoght hacov "4 cLAnk"

"Hilter!" yelled Havox. Hiltaer open his eyes 2 see Havox awn his nose, just b4 Havox fired a 120% charged Crit-lazer in2 Dathwengs left ey, whictch explodend in a massive sprey of eyball liquid.

Deathying fell bakwaerds in pein. The turnd flew from his butt off-targert. Hitting tha bride 2 the academy, butt missing the academy its self.

Havox started fallin, he felt the rush of cool,cleen air rushing past his fuzzee lombax ears. "looks like im falling 2 mi death" he thought "I hope it was wurf it."

But then he saw Deathwing writhing in pain outside the cite "I guss it was. Not so smaug now are you?" he thought.

Then he noticed his left cybor-arm had been completlee destroyed. "I guess it was 2 mukh 4 it." He thought "I hop Qwerk and da others r ok."

Havox fell 4 amonst a hole minit, but he didn't screem, cri or anything. He was cool caml, breve and collectored.

Then, He stawped faling, he opened his eyes and saw that he was being magiclee held in da eir bi….. prefesoer Snap!

"Snape?" Said Hatox "wut r u doing here?"

"I couldn't just leve you guize hangin" he sed wit a simile "O BTW, it was me and a buncho the grad sttodent who got rid o the minis.\"

"TY" sed hacom.

"NP " said Snap

"FFS" said dethwing

"Can u send up a flare?" aked havoc "I need 2 get bak 2 mi airship."

"KK" sed sbnap and he did.

The falocn landed agin and Havox once agin climbed on tha roof.

"Havox OMG is ur arm ok?" aked Stber in concern.

"Well woray about that l8t0r" said Havox "look" he pointed. Deathwing was recovering.

Havox pulled out his specialized killstreek smubmachine energy pistol. "Do a flyby on him, I want his etenrtion."

"Ok…"gulped qwerk

Dethwing got up from the crater he made. With his good eye he saw the melieniom flacon flyin 2ward him. "HAVOX!" he roared.

"Dethwing!" he yelled bak as he strefed his eye sokit wit eneryy blasts "Y are we yelling?"

Buutt DW dindt hear him because he had his spece helmet on.

Dethwing lifted into da air and chased aftor the tinee dropship. Qweark started to fly the ship str8 up. Dethwanhg flowed thwem. All the wile, Havox was firing his SMEG at hitler, 2 minimal effect.

Rage boiled in deathwing hearth and 4 da 1st time sinse bcummin a dragon he breatherd 4rth a streem of fire at the milenioum flacon.

"This is gonna be it!" wailed qwert as da fireball closed in.

Havox had on last idea. He toosed aside his SMEG and removed hishalmet. Havox breathed and concentr8ted, he felt the heat of of the fireball getting more intese as it thretend to engulf tha ship, just b4 it did, hacov steped to the endge of the ship and muttered da word "Fus…."

"RODAH!" the shokwave generated was so pewerfulz thet it refrelected the fireball bak AT DEATHYING. BOOM! It went.!

"How!?" asked hitler as they continued to fly up.

"Because…" awnsered hamok "I, Havax, am the chozen 1, I am DROGONBOURNE!"