Disclaimer: I do not own Baka and Test.
A/N: Hey there...this chapter is two days behind its due. Why? Well, because I caught a f*cking cold and laid in my bed friday and saturday. Sick during the weekend. F*ck life. Anyway, if have now someone who proofreads, so I guess the story will improve. I don't know when the next chapter will come, the illness delayed everything.
Ding-dong. "Hello?" Akihisa opened the door. "Good evening Akihisa! Are you ready for the ultimate sleepover?" "Sure! Get in! Do you want something to drink?" "I would gladly accept that." "Stop talking like that! Whatcha want?" "I don't care."
Hideyoshi entered the flat and went to Akihisa's room, dropping his bag. "Where's your sister?" "She isn't here tonight; she's settling everything for her way back to Boston." "She'll return? When?" "I guess in two weeks from now." "That's kinda sad." "Yeah. Do you have any idea what to do now?" "I don't know, Akihisa." "Hideyoshi?" Akihisa paused. "Yes?" "Please talk like you always do. You're confusing me." "If you want me to do so, Akihisa..." "Yeah, thanks. Wanna watch a movie?" "That sounds very good! Do you have a suggestion?" "This one?" Akihisa held up an anime…for little children. "I think this is the right amount of knowledge for you, Akihisa, but I would prefer something more...real?" Akihisa wanted to say something, but then he looked at Hideyoshi. "Did you call me an idiot? You called me an idiot, didn't you?" "You are an idiot for thinking so."
They both sighed. "Okay, this movie!" "Eh? But, Akihisa, isn't that a...love story?" "Yeah, why?" "I ...do not think that this is my kind of...thing." "Ah, don't be lame, Hideyoshi!" He put the DVD in the player. "O-okay..."
'This movie is surprisingly fun.', thought Hideyoshi. He looked at Akihisa, who was sitting right beside him. "Akihisa?" "Hm?" He turned around and looked at Hideyoshi, who was wearing nothing but a shirt and boxer-shorts. Akihisa got a nosebleed. 'Damn, he's so cute!'
"I did not know you like the genre of romance." "E-eh?" Akihisa blushed. "W-well, sometimes..." "Why? Are you in love?" Hideyoshi had asked the question bluntly, like it was nothing. "I-I'm in love? Me? Don't be silly!" Akihisa laughed, slightly hysterical. "Somehow it seems like you are in... hey Akihisa, what is the matter? You sit so...uncomfortable." 'That's because next to me is concentrated cuteness, nearly n***, and if I'd move, I'd bleed like Muttsurini.' thought Akihisa, but he said: "Oh, I'm fine."
"I do not believe you." "E-eh?" 'F***. Did he figure it out?' Akihisa was slightly panicking. "You have to be stressed, Akihisa. That is why I will give you a massage."
"I'm sorry. A what?" "Massage. M-A-S-S-A-G-E."
Oh my God. He didn't say that. Or did he? Akihisa was getting aroused, blood started to drip from his nose. "Lay down." As Akihisa laid flat, Hideyoshi sat down on Akihisa's legs and started to massage his back. "Oh dear, you are really cramped down here. It is so hard, unbelievable." 'Please don't talk like that, or something else will also be like this!' begged Akihisa in his thoughts. "And these muscles of yours. They are so big and strong. You have such a nice body."
Akihisa couldn't hold back anymore. "GAAAH!" He got a really extreme nosebleed. "I-I'm terribly sorry, Hideyoshi, I didn't mean to...!" "Akihisa." Hideyoshi spoke calmly. "You don't have to be sorry. We're good friends and we'll be friends forever. But remember please that I'm a boy and nothing more, okay? I don't want to ruin what's between us."
Akihisa suddenly laughed. "I know, Hideyoshi, I know! It's just a joke, one of the most important of this story! We both know that! But you do look somewhat...sexy." Both blushed a little. "That is good to hear. Now...do you still want this...massage?" He bit his lips, looking seductively.