Disclaimer: I own nothing but my stupidity
Chapter 25
Edward POV
"Here we come Washington" Em grinned getting onto Bella's jets
"Em stop yelling or you're going to cause a mini earthquake" Jazz said getting on
"Man I can't wait all that traveling and I get a gun plus I get to be around Bells all the time, if you looked up the word dream job in my dictionary it would be this" Em grinned
"Leave it to Em to be excited about getting a gun" Rose sighed sitting down as Bullet and Spendor scampered to their usual doggy beds
"It's a guy thing" Jake grinned
"Again Jake it's a Jake thing" Seth clarified
"It is not" Jake whined sitting
"Completely man" Felix grinned
"So you're telling me you don't think having a gun is fun?" Rose asked skeptically
"No we just like messing with their heads" Demetri laughed
"I knew it you're just as bad as us" Em cheered
"And you're positive that's a good thing" Bella said rolling her neck
"I don't know is it?" Em asked
"Why wouldn't be I don't want 6 walking sticks for body guards that kind of defeats the purpose, I definitely don't want body guards who have guns and don't know how to use them, and I don't want body guards without a sense of humor" she smirked
"You're good" Nathan said nodding his head
"This is going to be great" Alice squeaked
"Alice every time you get excited your voice gets higher and higher keep it up and only Bullet and Spendor will be able to hear you"
"Bite me" Alice smirked
"Wait let me get my camera" Nathan grinned
"Hey" I yelled glaring at him
"That's not something you get to see every day" Nathan defended and the seatbelt sign flashed
"Do you need help" Bella said in a baby voice
"No the belt just won't come out" Nathan grunted, Bella smirked unbuckling and reaching over she buckled his seatbelt and gave him a peck on the cheek before sitting back and buckling her seatbelt
"Better" Em laughed tears running down his eyes
"Hey I don't care man" Nathan shrugged
"You've got to be kidding me" Bella said
"Definitely" Nathan nodded
"Told him" she smiled
"He listened" Nathan nodded
"Nice"
"Learned from the best" Nathan grinned high fiving Bella
"Okay what was that?" Alice asked
"I'm confused" I said looking at the two of them that was something she and Em would do and still do all the time
"You got it" Em boomed, yeah why not join in on the cryptic conversation
"Yup" they smirked
"Nice, go to people" Em grinned high fiving Bella and Nathan
"Okay I'm completely confused" Jake said looking at the three of them
"Me or you" Em and Nathan asked
"Ego now" she said making a gesture with her hand, "Ego when I do" she said her other hand rising halfway up to where her other was
"What the hell?" Rose yelled getting frustrated
"And that was a review of our very recent P.W.A.'s" Em grinned
"Edward" Jake, Seth, Felix, Demetri, and Jazz said figuring it out and they nodded
"You guys planned that, I should've known"
"My words" Nathan defended
"I just got the heads up" Bella defended raising her hands
"You three are evil especially you too" I said pointing to Em and Bella "Remind me never to get on your bad sides"
"If we remind you then we won't have the fun of getting you back" Em grinned
"Still confused here" Alice yelled
"P.W.A Pussy Whipped Anonymous" Nathan explained
"Edward" they yelled
"Edward" I sighed
"Join the club and a toast" Em grinned grabbing a bottle of Vodka and lining the shots up
"To what?" Jake asked
"Now we three fine young men" Em said slapping Jazz and I on the back, "Can say that because we're pussy whipped this can mean only one thing" Em grinned
"And what's that?" Seth asked
"That we get SOME almost every night…wait" Em said looking at Jazz and I and asking the silent question, "Correction we get some EVERY night" Em grinned and we all knocked back
"That's a positive way of looking at it" Felix said
"That's the only way of looking at it" I stressed
"And I thought you lose your balls after you get married" Demetri sighed
"Tragic" Jake said
"Funny real funny" Jazz said kissing Alice
"Yeah you know there are a couple of things we have that you don't have but there's one very obvious thing right now" I said
"Yeah what's that?" Nathan asked
"We" I started kissing Bella
"Have our" Em said kissing Rose
"Sexual Healing right here" Jazz, Em, and I said kissing Rose, Alice, and Bella again
"Okay this just became a complete perverted chat so we're going down there" Bella smirked picking Spendor up who barked happily they each gave us a kiss before leaving with Bullet at Bella's heels ready to get back to being scratched behind the ear
"You see" Jazz said opening his arms
"You guys are so whipped" Seth laughed while Nathan made whipping sounds
"And that just proves we get some" Em shrugged
"So we get some and we're not whipped"
"Oh please if you get the hot sweaty round after round into the early morning, sheet ripping some then you'd be whipped" I smirked
"Oh please they have you guys wrapped around their fingers" Felix laughed
"And because of that our fingers go places as do other appendages" Jazz smirked
"You're fighting a losing battle"
"So you guys would give up your freedom" Demetri asked smugly
"No" Jazz said handing us each a Gatorade
"There's a difference between being whipped and being someone's bitch" I said taking a sip of my Gatorade
"Explain" Nathan stated
"See if you're someone's bitch you're definitely not whipped because a). You're probably not getting any to begin with" I started
"B). You wouldn't allow yourself to be whipped if you're already their bitch" Jazz said
"C). Being whipped only means that you're not only in love with that person but the sex is once again…" Em started
"Hot sweaty round after round into the early morning, sheet ripping sex" I finished tapping my bottle with Jazz and Em
"But you can't go anywhere for a beer or something with your friends without giving her feet a massage and then asking her"
"No that's when you've fucked up real badly and you're trying to reduce the punishment" Em said and Jazz and I made a sound pointing our bottle at him in agreement
"You tell her but wait for the answer so you don't seem ignorant"
"So that's the same thing" Seth said
"No it's an acknowledgment she heard you so when you come home late at night you don't have to sit there and explain were you've been all night it's called being proactive" Jazz said
"So you have this great sex and then she wants to cuddle" Felix pointed
"Yeah you guys do it all the time" Nathan pointed out
"Because we want to and they want to both parties got to want to do it or else it won't work" Jazz pointed out
"What won't work?" Demetri asked
"You see you guys only see cuddling" I grinned
"What you don't see is where our hands go" Em smirked
"Okay this just opened my eyes" Jake nodded
"And every man in America should strive to be like you guys" Seth said
"Teach us oh wise ones" Felix grinned
"We wish to learn the ways of the masters" Demetri smirked
"We were stupid forgive us" Nathan grinned
"Careful their ego's big enough" Bella called
We landed at the airport getting into our cars,
"So see you guys tomorrow" I yelled to Alice and Jazz they waved bye before pulling off
"Let's go" Em yelled getting into his jeep with Rose
"Calm down" I yelled getting into Bella's silver Mercedes Benz SLS AMG following Jake, Seth, and Nathan in their Escalade with Em and Rose following and Felix and Demetri carrying up the back. We pulled up to a gate I could hear Em yell wow from inside our car,
"At least someone's excited" Bella smirked
"I'm offended by that" I said pulling through the gate
"I bet you are" she laughed
"Yes actually I am" we continued driving down the paved path
"Excited about what exactly?" she said with a raised eyebrow
"You know me to well"
"I would hope so"
"Oh really I would like to know my favorite food" I smirked passing everyone's house as everyone turned into their own garages and we continued with Jake, Seth, and Nathan following since Bullet and Spendor were in their car
"Lasagna" she said she was right to a point actually
"Wrong" I grinned
"Oh what is it?" she smirked
"You mean who is it?" I grinned circling the fountain
"Oh really so who is it?" she said raising an eyebrow already catching on
"This really hot Victoria Secret's Angel, oh and she's the reigning champ of the sexiest woman alive since she came onto the scene so that's for what 5-6 years, oh and she's a really good actress, and she's really caring and donates to animal shelters, oh and co-owner of that clothing line with a best friend male model named James Tracker" I started getting out the car grabbing her by the waist while nodding to Jake and the others before they drove off with Spendor and Bullet running for the back yard and pool
"Wow she's quite the saint" Bella smiled playing along
"No she's really naughty to and real seductive kind of gives any guy a boner, you know the type" I said opening the door
"I'm familiar" she said kicking the door clothes
"You know who I'm talking about then?"
"No describe her a little more"
"Okay so she's 5'11'' but she wears fuck me heels a lot so she looks taller than me when she does not that I mind, oh she has really log brown hair that stops at the small of her back, and she has really great eyes, and a great rack, tight ass, pouty lips, witty, her personality twin is this really big guy named Emmett could be her real twin if they had the same parents and birth date, did I mention tight ass and great racks?"
"I think you did"
"Oh and the most important thing of all… she's the love of my life any guess's?"
"No still drawing a blank"
"Okay I'll tell you her name is Isabella Marie Swan...wait that's you" I said faking a gasp
"Yeah I think so" she said grabbing her boobs
"Oh I didn't tell how I like to eat my favorite food" I whined
"I think visual aid is required for this explanation"
"And it's going to take some time"
"I have time" I grinned kissing her and pushing her onto the bed
**Time Skip**
3rd POV
"It's been 7 hours not even they have the stamina to go that many rounds" Nathan said
"You'd be surprised Nathan" Em grinned
"I'm getting a mental picture and it's not that bad" Demetri grinned
"That's gay" Em yelled
"No my mental picture has no Edward in it" Demetri grinned
"You guys are so perverted I wonder if Bella knows she hired a bunch of perverted bodyguards" Rose aid
"Hey it was on my file" Jake defended
"I told her on my first day" Seth said
"In other words it was an unspoken requirement that we've excelled in" Felix stated
"Disgusting I'm calling" Rose said walking off
"They're done let's go you perverts" Rose laughed walking in
"It's all in a day's work" Jake grinned
"You told them didn't you?" Em said
"No they listened"… Rose sighed looking at their confused faces, "Speaker phone" she said
"Evil" Nathan yelled
"I guess ducking and dodging tonight" Felix said
"No you're good but we have to wait about an hour" Rose said
"I hate technology" Seth sighed
"It's only 6" Rose said sitting
"At least we don't have to duck and dodge" Felix
"Dude you really have to get over that nightmare neither one of them would actually hit us and be serious it's always playfully plus we do it all the time" Jake said
"Let's go" Rose said getting up
"What it hasn't been an hour" Jake said
"No they just me to tell you guys that so they could hear what you would say" Rose smirked
"You guys are idiots" Edward laughed
"That was too easy" Bella laughed
Em, Rose and the others walked into the house using their keys with Jazz and Alice behind them Jazz locking his car before entering the house and closing the door behind him
"You guys are evil" Em grinned sitting and pulling Bella into his arms sticking his tongue put at Edwards glaring and Bella winked as everyone's laugh filled the house attracting Spendor and Bullet who decided to join the party