Okay, I felt guilty for being so whiney. I mean it's Finchel, all will be fine right? So I decided to post another chapter to make up for my short one earlier! There are little parts of the Superbowl ep hinted at, but only the parts that lead to fun Finchel! Please read and review!
Rachel Berry back to school after an amazing weekend. Gosh is it really only 36 hours since I got engaged? Roll on Glee, 3.15.
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Finn Hudson It's 37 actually babe. Xxxx
Mercedes Jones: WOAH, you guys got engaged? I'd never have guessed, you've hardly mentioned it at all on here. *rolls eyes*
Noah 'King' Puckerman: Well I'm just frickin glad he got it over with finally.
Quinn Fabray: Me too babe, Finn's lying made my skin crawl. How many times did he pretend to have broken his leg?
Kurt Hummel: Third time lucky though! I'm so glad we made him run the plans past me first! Like how lame was that plan to do it over the school P.A. system?
Mike Chang: I know right! I was so not down with doing back up. It would have been social suicide!
Finn Hudson: It would have been awesome! I should have stuck with that one!
Rachel Berry: You've been planning it for that long! Babe that's so sweet. Have to say I'm a little relieved now I know exactly why you were lying so much!
Brittany Pierce: When are we going shopping for my bridesmaid dress Rachie?
Brittany Pierce: Why do you go offline whenever I ask that? I don't care what my dress is like as long as it's pink. And shiny. And that I look hotter than you. Basically, I want to be a human barbie.
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Rachel Berry great I've lasted a whole 36 minutes before getting slushied! Oh well, nothing will break my smile today. Engaged finchel people!
Finn Hudson: What the hell? Who did it?
Rachel Berry That idiotic boy from our Science class. Azimo I think? What kind of name is that?
Santana Lopez: Well perhaps don't call the whole team Neanderthals on Facebook next time, loser?
Finn Hudson: I don't fucking care, I'm going to kill him. No one does that to me fiancé.
Rachel Berry: FIANCE! *kisses cheek of my handsome man*
Finn Hudson: I know right, wife to be! *Eskimo nose kiss*
Noah 'King' Puckerman: Aren't we going to kick ass bro?
Rachel Berry: *nibbles on Finn's left ear.*
Finn Hudson: Oh yeah, what am I pissed about again? *grabs Rach's hand and heads towards janitor's closet.*
Brittany Pierce: Hey stay away from the closet! We're in there!
Noah 'King' Puckerman: Rachel got slushied remember?
Rachel Berry: That's not happening Finn. You always take things too far!
Finn Hudson: Dammit.
Finn Hudson: Oh yeah! Man I'm going to go all braveheart on Azimo!
Artie Abrams: babe, I'm in Math class. Who are you in the janitor's closet with? Did you get lost again?
Quinn Fabray: Has anyone seen Santana? She has my history textbook but she's not in class?
Noah 'King' Puckerman: Oh fuck yes! Has anyone got a camera, I need evidence this time!
Finn Hudson is in the principle's office.
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Quinn Fabray that's got to be a record right? I mean ever Puck's lasted longer than that.
Noah 'King' Puckerman: Oh no I'm here too Q. Been here since second period after trying to film San and Brit together. I got out off Math class again, score! I'm just not whining about it like Hudson here.
Rachel Berry: What did you do? I told you in Spanish to leave Azimo alone! It's not worth it!
Finn Hudson: No it's not about that! I uh broke my arm.
Quinn Fabray: Damn, guess I spoke too soon about the whole lying thing and all!
Rachel Berry: You can't just change the body part Finn!
Finn Hudson: Fine Azimo may or may not be unconscious because I may or may not have rammed his face into a locker.
Carol Hummel well you may or may not be grounded if I get called out of work , if you may or may not be suspended?
Finn Hudson: You see what I did there? I cleverly avoided telling the truth, without lying? And people say I'm dumb! I must do this more often. Rach, I may or may not care if we just snuggle when your fathers are home.
Kurt Hummel: Except it's totally obviously you did hit Azimo! Considering that Jacob already posted the picture on his blog. It went viral in minutes. Slow day at McKinley I guess.
Quinn Fabray: and the second thing about Rach is total shit too, considering the text messages she showed me. Do you know the meaning of self-control Finn?
Leroy Berry: Well you will definitely be kicked out of my house, if you so much as hold her hand in my presence son! Ring or no ring!
Finn Hudson: Do you tell Quinn everything Rachel?
Quinn Fabray: Oh you have no idea tiger ;)
Finn Hudson: WTF! She told you about that?
Noah 'King' Puckerman: Are you flirting with Finn?
Quinn Fabray: No! That what Rach calls Finn when… well I'm not going into it on Facebook, Rach's dad is reading.
Kurt Hummel: man this status is so full of win!
Rachel Berry: Finn if you get suspended I will freak out! You need to maintain a perfect record to ensure you get into college. Otherwise our differences will be too great and we will part ways. Then in ten years time I will be alone, singing old musical numbers in an apartment with 27 cats and you'll be sleeping on the streets somewhere after being rejected by the education system.
Finn Hudson: You got all that from me being in the principles office?
Rachel Berry: I'm coming to sort this out once and for all. They can't do this to me!
Rachel Berry: By me I meant you, naturally.
Finn Hudson: Uh-huh. Sure you did.
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Mercedes Jones would like to thank Rachel Berry so much for her little outburst at Principle Figgins. Glee club+ football team= LIFE SUCKS. You know I was supposed to be performing my Jennifer Hudson number today!
Finn Hudson: Hey, it stopped me getting suspended from the football team and being grounded so I'm happy. Rach saved the day!
Kurt Hummel: what's going on over there?
Rachel Berry: I gave Principle Figgins a little piece of my mind! It's outrageous that the blame was placed on Finn when everyone knows we have been harassed by these football players for way too long! So the glee club and football team are coming together to promote both school cohesion and awareness.
Quinn Fabray they have to sit in on our practises for a week and we have to go watch the game. Which isn't much of a punishment since we were obviously going to cheer our men on anyways.
Rachel Berry: I know but I think Coach Beiste wants us girls to help out in another way, she asked us to meet with her after practice? Well me you, Tina and cedes anyway.
Finn Hudson: Maybe she wants you girls to like pass us juice and pat us down during half time? Yeah, that would be cool. Like in super short cheerleader outfits.
Rachel Berry: Why would I be in a cheerleader outfit?
Quinn Fabray: babe, are you sure you want to marry this man?
Noah 'King' Puckerman: You know what would really help us out? Girl on girl makeout session! Just putting it out there. FABERRY!
Quinn Fabray: On second thoughts, you could do worse.
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Finn Hudson NO WAY, NO WAY, NO FRICKIN WAY! I'll get suspended before I let Rachel Berry go out on the football field.
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Rachel Berry: I thought you liked a girl in uniform ;)
Finn Hudson: I know what you're trying to do and I don't care! You are not going on that field, did you see what happened to Sam? NOT HAPPENING!
Rachel Berry: baby, it's happening. See you at practice. I've always wanted to make out in the boys locker room ;)
Finn Hudson: Stop trying to be all sexy! You're distracting me!
Noah 'King' Puckerman: Dude it's fine. Rach hits pretty hard.
Rach Berry: Just saw the picture of you pounding Azimo on Jacob's blog. JANITOR'S CLOSET AT LUNCH,
Finn Hudson: Is this an attempt to distract me from the fact you are going face to face with a bunch of angry football players who will stop at nothing to win the title?
Rachel Berry: Yes. Plus I got Figgins to take down the cameras by saying it was an invasion of privacy. I never thought I'd say this but you defending my honour got me excited. Not them I'm saying violence is the solution to these sorts of problems. So see you at lunch?
Finn Hudson: Do we have to wait until lunch?
Rachel Berry: Yes. I'm not skipping class. Aren't you still pissed about me joining the team behind your back?
Finn Hudson:I'll get over it.
That's it! Please read and review! Hope you enjoyed the double update. Surely Brad Falchuck will read this and rewrite the script making Finn a normal human being again.
