Original Posted On: May 4, 2019

Beta Read by: Heckelman, Crowfeast, Monkeyman, Tachyon99

Sup everyone, and I am excited about this chapter. It has some moments I have been waiting to do for a LONG time and I'm so happy I was able to finally do it.

This is a Yoruichi centric chapter, so she will be a main focus in it, and hopefully you all enjoy it.

Lord Two-Shaft Hammer-Jack: "I know I did."

*Gun Shot, Body falls*

Review Response:

Guest: I haven't forgotten about her. Just waiting/having a hard time deciding when to reveal the result.

Animaman: Yeah the Angels are not pure people, they do have blood on their hands. Yeah I wanted to do something very close to how Alucard is portrayed in Rosario to Vampire, and this is what I came up with.

Yeah the apology to Grayfia I'm having a hard time deciding when it should happen.

Sort of, but more than that. He is like a Juggernaut Drive/Breakdown of the Beast equivalent.

Spark681: Yeah I'm cruel, but I make up for it in this chapter, enjoy.

TheB: Yeah Akeno getting clam jammed is funny. And Shizuku, now that I finished ready the Omamori Himari Manga, looks so similar to Koneko in the manga.

Yeah that talk was weird. I have had talks like that as Naruto was trying to break from it, but who says that was truly Naruto speaking.

The punishment is coming soon. I just did not want to say what it was and then not follow through with it if I hit a snag, but I feel like I came up with something everyone will enjoy.

The Shadow Overlord279: Thanks for this, because of you I had some good lines written. Yeah I know the talk was off, completely weird. But I'm basing this of my life experiences as I was raised by my Godmother, who I call mom. My actual mom came back into my life in high school and it reflected into the conversation, even though that was three years ago and for some reason this bled into the scene.

The Great Dullahan: 1 I love lillium and be on the watch out it is very important.

2 No I didn't, Akasha isn't sure if she should tell Naruto about 666.

4 How? Everyone else seems to hate the talk between Naruto and Sirzechs.

5 Yes Millicas has a good relationship with Oboro, if you remember her back story he was a toddler or so when she came into his life so she helped raise him and took care of him while Naruto was in Kuoh. He loves Oboro just as much as Naruto.

10, 11: LOL.

12: Having a hard time deciding when to show the result.

I'm happy you enjoyed the chapter, and the Spring Arc isn't over yet, so there is more to enjoy.

Current Harem:

Koneko, Ravel, Yoruichi, Xenovia, Akeno, Serafall, Oboro

Naruto's Current Peerage:

King: Naruto

Queen: Yoruichi (Bleach)

Bishop(s): Ravel

Rook(s): Toga, Koneko

Knight(s): Xenovia, Rio and Tokageroh (Shaman King, Tokageroh is not sacred gear spirit)

Pawn(s): Oboro(x3), Marco (X2), Ouga (X1)

OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO, HIGHSCHOOL DXD, OR ANY OTHER ANIME/MANGA REFERENCES I MAY USE!

"Hey" = Speaking

'Hey' = Thinking

'Hey' = Memory

"Hey"= Sacred Gear Spirit/Familiar

Chapter 25: Unexpected Trip with the Queen

Uzumaki Mansion…

Naruto's eyes widened as he felt something slither into his throat and then get pulled back when Shizuku pulled back from kissing him.

"I'm happy to meet you, nii-sama, nano." Shizuku stated, still upside down.

Shizuku slowly pulled water towards her and she collapsed onto Naruto when her body fully reformed.

She was wearing wet skimpy looking nightgown that was soaking wet and a pair of panties, also soaking wet. Both hid nothing as the shear fabric revealed everything.

"Ara, ara, you into little girls that are your sister's Naruto-kun?" Akeno asked coyly, slightly pissed that her chance to go further with Naruto was interrupted by this child that she could not help make a joke.

"Not funny Akeno." Naruto stated deadpanned as he stood up, carrying Shizuku.

Dining Room…

A tank-top, shorts wearing Akeno placed a cup of tea in front of Shizuku, now wearing a large shirt after being dried off by the Gremory Queen.

"Be careful, it's hot." Akeno informed as she walked behind Rias, who was wearing a night gown.

A panties/shirt clad Yoruichi, who remembered Shizuku at the Faction meeting, watched the child as she stuck her thin, snake-like tongue out and skimmed the contents of the cup.

"What are you doing?" Naruto, shirt and shorts, asked as he sat across from Shizuku.

"Checking for poison, nano." Shizuku replied as she skimmed the tea once more before retracting it into her mouth as she took the cup and blew on the warm liquid.

"We would not do that." Naruto replied.

"I know you wouldn't Nii-sama, but Half-Breed would, nano." Shizuku stated dully as she took a sip.

Naruto and Rias glanced over at Akeno to see her bending the tray she had brought the tea on in half.

"So why did you suddenly appear in the shower?" Yoruichi asked with a hidden aggression.

"My name is Shizuku," Shizuku replied. "And I came here because Leader-kaa-sama said it would be safer here, nano."

"Leader-kaa-sama?" Rias asked.

Shizuku nodded her head.

"Tou-sama is being punished for hurting Nii-sama, nano." Shizuku stated before sipping more tea. "Leader-kaa-sama said Tou-sama's punishment would not be done for a while, so she sent me here, nano."

"Who is your dad and mom?" Naruto asked.

"Orochimaru and Leader-kaa-sama." Shizuku stated as she continued to drink her tea.

Naruto grimaced a bit in anger.

"Okay, but now I have a question." Yoruichi stated as Shizuku looked at her. "Why did you return Naru-chan's soul? It doesn't make sense as you are Orochimaru's daughter."

Shizuku closed her eyes and shook her head.

"That wasn't me, nano." Shizuku responded. "Leader-kaa-sama was using me to do that. She doesn't like people much so I am her mouth in certain times, nano."

Shizuku turned back to face Naruto, ignoring the shocked faces of the Queens and Kings.

"May I stay here, Nii-sama, nano?" Shizuku asked cutely while using the Puppy Dog eyes.

Naruto inhaled and then sighed as he leaned back in his chair.

'This feels like I'll be taking in a criminal.' He thought as he rubbed his eyes.

"Yes, you can stay."

Shizuku's face lit up a bit.

"But you will go to school and help with your fair share of chores."

"I don't need to go to school, nano. Over the two hundred years I was in stasis, Tou-sama would implant his knowledge into me. School is unnecessary, nano." Shizuku stated.

"Do you have any friends?"

Shizuku shook her head.

"Then that is a reason why. Having smarts is good, but having social skills and friends help." Naruto told her.

Shizuku was quiet, as if she was thinking about what he said.

"Alright, nano." Shizuku whispered before she felt her hair get ruffled.

"No need to worry. I'll be there to help you if you need help." Naruto stated as he petted her.

Shizuku nodded into his hand, enjoying the feeling.

"Now, let's go to sleep, it's really late." Naruto stated.

"Naruto, we need to contact Nii-sama. He deserves to know we are taking her in." Rias reminded her nephew.

"Alright, alright, don't get your thong in a twist. Let Issei do that for you." Naruto stated sarcastically getting Rias to turn red like her hair as she glared at him.

Yoruichi was on edge as this child was too… dull. She seemed to off put to be any danger, but knowing Shizuku was the daughter of the man who put Naruto's very soul in jeopardy.

Yoruichi looked up as she watched Naruto call Sirzechs and how professional he was. No apology, just serious business on how Shizuku had appeared and asked to be taken in and Sirzechs, being the Sis-con he is, allowed this but warned him she was his responsibility and if anything happen he would be on the chopping block for blame, which Naruto accepted.

Yoruichi walked behind Naruto after his call and leaned into him.

"Come on Naru-chan, let's go to bed." She purred.

Naruto simply nodded and leaned into her warmth, having been very upset from his inability to apologize to his dad.

Yoruichi was ecstatic he accepted and they were in her room sleeping within five minutes while Shizuku was given her own room, which she would have to change to fit her needs later.

Next Morning…

Shizuku, still wearing her large shirt, helped Ryu make breakfast without being asked and actually shocked everyone at the table when she sat in Naruto's lap, who was on the phone with Layla, planning his wedding with Ravel.

Koneko and Ravel were boiling with rage.

Xenovia was simply humming while she ate her breakfast with vigor, having garlic in it.

Yoruichi tried ignoring it but could not help but be jealous.

Oboro and Toga watched in interest as Shizuku tried to feed Naruto, which she did and the anger became more palpable.

Ryu and Ouga watched on in amusement, wondering if what their child would be like.

*COUGH, COUGH*

Everyone turned to Marco who had his face covered in his arm.

"Sorry everyone." He stated dryly before he drank some water, moistening his mouth and throat.

"You okay Marco?" Ravel asked her teacher, her face riddled with concern and worry.

He had been coughing a lot more lately.

Marco had excused this as the spring pollen and air messing with his sinus, but she knew better.

His coughing was the cough of someone with a serious problem.

"Don't worry about me everyone." Marco stated as he ate his breakfast. "I'm fine."

Ravel frowned but dropped it.

'I hope so.' She thought as she finished breakfast and washed her dishes before she went to finish getting ready for school.

Once everyone was done and prepared, the teens and the two teachers, Marco and Yoruichi, made their way to the school.

The adults split from the teens when they arrived at school.

"So, how much longer are you going to lie to them?" Yoruichi asked.

"About what?" Marco replied.

"Your coughing is getting worse Marco. You won't be able to last much longer this way. Your condition is going to kill you if you keep this up."

Marco glared at his Queen.

"And what would you know?"

"I know that you feel guilt over losing your pregnant wife due to your dad, Marco Phenex." Yoruichi stated as she stood her ground. "If you had stayed in the war the Devils would have not had so many casualties. Your healing power that you gained from what your dad did would have kept them strong."

"Devils of the old era deserve to die. That includes me who got my wife and child killed just because I wasn't strong enough to Awaken. And even when I did, my flames were useless in battle." Marco retorted angrily.

"But it wasn't your fault."

Marco said nothing as he walked past Yoruichi to go to his office.

"Not a single word to them, especially Naruto-sama and Ravel." Was all he said after he passed the Queen.

'Marco…' Yoruichi thought as she continued to the gym to prep for first period.

At the end of the day, Naruto picked up some paperwork for Shizuku to be enrolled in the Kuoh Elementary school division and had help filling it out and went out to help Shizuku get school supplies and uniforms as well as different outfits so she would not need to keep wearing his shirts.

Before he knew it, it was Friday night and his date with Yoruichi.

Naruto wore simple pants, shirt and jacket, as it was chilly outside because of the sun setting.

Naruto waited for Yoruichi to arrive at the door and soon he heard her coming down the stairs and he looked up to feel his jaw drop fifty feet into the dirt.

Yoruichi was wearing a miniskirt and hood vest, along with gloves, dark pantyhose, bow-knotted leather shoes, and sunglasses propped in between her breasts on her shirt. (1)

"You ready Naru-chan?" Yoruichi asked coyly as she hid her tails and ears with magic.

Naruto dug his jaw out and nodded stupidly before Yoruichi took his arm and led him out of the house, ignoring the angry glares from the rest of Naruto's girls.

Underworld, Hour later…

"WHERE DID THEY GO! I KNOW I DIDN'T MOVE THEM!" Aika screamed as she searched the refrigerator for her snack that she made.

"What is going on Aika?" Serafall asked as she returned from her trip to Naruto's house to find out he was out.

"Serafall-sama, I had some brownies in here, but now they are missing." Aika explained panicked.

"Was it on a pink plate?"

Aika blinked.

"Yes they were, why?"

"I maaaay have just given it to Na-koi's and Rias-tan's peerages." Serafall said innocently.

"STUPID!"Aika screamed. "THOSE WERE MADE WITH DEVIL WEED AND SUCCUBUS APHRODISIAC'S! THEY ARE GOING TO….Shit."

Aika cowered as she felt Serafall's magic swell.

"And pray tell WHY did you make drug brownies?" Serafall asked deadly serious.

"A girl needs something to enhance her experiences." Aika replied before getting bonked on the head.

"Well we need to fix this problem." Serafall stated as she grabbed her Pawn and teleported to the Uzumaki Mansion.

With Naruto and Yoruichi…

Yoruichi had led Naruto to a Bar n' Grill and read through the menu before the waitress walked up to them.

"Are you ready to place your order?" She asked with a sweet smile.

"I want the steamed salmon, garnished with rosemary, with a side of white rice. For a drink I want a cocktail or mango Margarita." Yoruichi stated, the waitress wrote down the order.

"We can get you the margarita." She stated, getting a nod of approval from the Nekoshou.

"And what about you?" She asked politely towards Naruto, a slight blush.

Yoruichi frowned a bit.

"I want a raw steak with a dollop of herb butter with a side of steamed vegetables and some green tea." Naruto replied.

The waitress laughed.

"Did I say something funny?" Naruto asked confused.

"You asked for raw steak sir. Did you mean rare?" the waitress asked as she finished her laugh.

"Yes, I want it medium rare. Sorry, it has been a long day, so the old brain is tired." Naruto chuckled, with a hidden blush. 'Why did I say raw?'

"Alright," the waitress stated as she finished writing the order. "Your meal should be done in thirty minutes or so."

Naruto and Yoruichi handed her their menus and thanked her before she went to the kitchen to make the order.

"So, I heard from Akeno you pushed her date back because you had a meeting with Sirzechs, which is why you came home Monday night shaken." Yoruichi stated.

"Yeah I did."

"Can I ask what the conversation was about?" Yoruichi asked as she sipped some water.

Naruto stiffened a bit and looked at the table solemnly.

"It was to tell me my punishment for yelling at Grayfia-kaa-sama." Naruto replied.

Yoruichi's eyes widened.

In the few years she knew Naruto, he had always considered his current position in life to be lucky, and was always careful to never take it for granted or think he was better than anyone else because he was the adopted son of Lucifer.

Not once had she heard him get in an argument with his parents or the other residents of the Gremory house hold, except Rias, which is why she was so shocked when she found out he yelled at Grayfia, and to now here he was being punished was surprising.

"Is that why you were worried about not apologizing yesterday when you called Lucifer-sama?" She asked.

"Partially, but not fully." Naruto replied. "It is just… Everything feels different. I feel like I am what I should have been, but I have no idea how I should act anymore."

Yoruichi nodded in agreement.

When she was wandering the world after she left her people, she felt like she had no place in the world and no one wanted her until Sirzechs and Grayfia found her dying. They brought her back with them to the Underworld to be healed and offered her the position of head of the Assassination Corps which she accepted.

"May I ask what this punishment is?"

Naruto blushed a bit and scratched his head.

"You don't have to tell me if you don't want to." Yoruichi responded when she noticed his uneasiness.

"No, it isn't anything bad, just a little… unorthodox."

Yoruichi leaned forward and touched Naruto's hand.

"I'm here to listen."

Naruto turned his hand and gently gripped Yoruichi's.

"I have to… spend time with Leviathan-sama on her next day off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahahahhhHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahaha!"

Naruto turned red from embarrassment as Yoruichi laughed at him, holding her sides and her eyes well with tears to moisten her eyes.

"Yeah, go ahead, laugh it up. I'll punish you later if you don't stop in 5 seconds." Naruto stated seriously.

Yoruichi stopped in four seconds, her face red from how hard she was laughing.

"Seriously?" she asked with a cheeky grin. "That doesn't sound too bad."

"I know, but it seems Tou-sama thought it was. His reason being that Leviathan-sama being swamped with work since the Faction Meeting so I guess it's his way of rewarding her for all her good work." Naruto stated with a hidden cocky smile.

'And this way I can see her again.'

He licked his lips at the thought of her luscious skin and the feel of her body on his. Since she was an ice-user, like Grayfia, then her skin would be slightly cool to the touch.

"Here you are. One salmon with rice and mango Margarita and one medium rare steak with vegetables and green tea." The waitress chirped as she placed their food on the table.

Naruto and Yoruichi thanked them for the food and made small talk as they ate, seemingly forgetting what they were talking about.

After they finished and paid for the meal, this led to the next part of their date.

Naruto was just going with it but was unsure when he noticed the place they entered was a Yokai Gambling Hall.

"Sup, you in for the fun of the dice or the cards?" a worker asked Yoruichi.

Since this was run by Yokai, Yoruichi pulled her hood down and revealed her tails and ears.

"For both, but throw some drinks in and we will really have a good time." Yoruichi said cockily.

Naruto and Yoruichi had some fun, rolling dice and taking cards as Yoruichi got more and more drunk.

At the peak of Yoruichi's hot streak, she turned and punched a guy who had grabbed her butt, thus a huge fight broke out and Yoruichi was dragged out by Naruto, kicking and screaming before she calmed down as she stumbled around with Naruto.

"Damn that was crazy." Naruto stated as the adrenaline high wore off.

"Ye…yep." Yoruichi giggled as she sat down and removed her shoes. "Agh, that's better."

Naruto sat next to her before she leaned into him and purred.

"Oh look at the kitty."

Naruto looked up and saw a couple holding a bag and a small kitten.

He watched them play with the feline before they opened up a bag of kitten powder they had in the bag.

Yoruichi's pupils dilated when the wind blew a few of the powder flakes into her face.

Naruto felt Yoruichi tense and start to shiver.

"Yoru-nee?" Naruto asked when he looked at her trembling body.

What he did not notice were her dilated pupils and heavy breathing.

She looked up as her breathing got heavier and her eyes were glazed over and her body was heating up.

"Nyaru-chan…"She gasped.

"What is it? What's wrong?" Naruto asked worried before he felt her jump him, knocking them off the bench with her on top of him, her illusion dropping revealing her tails but her ears were covered with her hood.

Naruto was aroused at this forwardness and the fact her breasts were in his face as her face was in his ear.

"Mate with Yoru…"

Naruto's eyes widened.

She grabbed his mask and ripped it open and sucked his lips to hers, purring as she ground her moistening pussy against his hardening dick.

Naruto gasped when she let go and rubbed her face against his.

"Yoru-nee, we need to go."

Yoruichi giggled stupidly before she activated a teleport seal that Naruto did not recognize and soon he was in a room that was unknown to him with Yoruichi on top of him like before.

Yoruichi threw the hood vest off her body, leaving her skirt, pantyhose, and revealing shirt on her body before she used magic too send them away along with Naruto's shirt.

Her large breasts freely moving with her breathing as she leaned down, ass up, and licked his nipple.

Naruto was confused, not really feeling any sort of excitement from this. However he grabbed Yoruichi's chin and pulled her up once he had her attention. He leaned in and kissed her again and grabbed her large breasts.

'She is even bigger than Akeno-chan.' Naruto thought before he sucked on Yoruichi's tongue.

Yoruichi's head was spinning and her eyes started to roll in the back of her head when Naruto released her tongue to nip her right cat ear.

"NYAH!"

Naruto felt his pants get soaked and the scent of heavy arousal filled his nostrils as Yoruichi panted into his chest.

She leaned into his neck and smiled stupidly before she slunked down and grabbed his pants, sending them away and opened her mouth.

Naruto moaned and his eyelids became heavy as Yoruichi expertly bobbed her head up and down his dick, sucking and massaging him with her tongue.

Naruto groaned when Yoruichi popped off of him, thick amounts of her slippery saliva rolled down his erect dick and onto his balls.

Naruto got harder when Yoruichi pressed her face against his dick, his tip pressing against her eye as her tongue lathered his nuts with love and affection.

Yoruichi inhaled deeply taking in his musky scent and her already spinning head started to get worse.

"Nyaru-chan…." She whined as she removed her face from his junk and stared at his many faces. "I'm a fuck you…. now."

Before he could react, Naruto felt his legs get propped up by his Queen.

'Oh shit she is going for the Amazon Position?' Naruto thought red in the face embarrassed.

Yoruichi held his legs in place with one hand while she ran her hand into her pussy and stirred her honey pot a few times to keep herself wet before shoving those fingers in Naruto's mouth, making him taste her essence.

Since she was now leaning over him, Yoruichi released his legs and grabbed his hard on and placed it against her puffed lips.

Naruto felt her pull her fingers from his mouth and he waited for her to impale herself on him.

After a minute of nothing happening, Naruto looked up and saw Yoruichi shivering. Her skin was covered in sweat.

Yoruichi felt her head pound as it spun in three directions. She felt motion sick, dizzy, and hot.

"Yoru-nee?"

Yoruichi lurched forward, making a gagging noise before she shot off the bed and grabbed the garbage.

Naruto heard Yoruichi gasp hard as she started to vomit into the can.

She gasped three times before a second wave shot through her system, her hair in front of her face.

Naruto got off the bet and knelt next to her, grabbing her hair and rubbed her back as the third wave hit.

Her tails limp on the floor and ears flat against her head as she continued to puke.

Several minutes passed before Yoruichi worshiped the holy garbage can with heavy breathing and sweat.

"Th…thanks… Kis…uke…."

Naruto blinked when he saw her body go limp.

'Who is Kisuke?' Naruto thought as he looked around and found a towel and wiped down Yoruichi's body of the sweat and then summoned his shirt and underwear back and placed his underwear on and his shirt on Yoruichi, the fabric straining over her large breasts.

Naruto picked her up, having to steel himself to not do anything as he smelled her sweet arousal. He placed Yoruichi on the bed and sat next to her before he pulled the covers over the two of them and cuddled with his Queen.

Next Morning…

Naruto sat in the kitchen, still in his underwear, as he waited for the coffee to finish brewing while he smoked a cigarette.

He sighed as he looked over towards the hall to the room where Yoruichi was sleeping soundly.

'Kisuke… who is that?' Naruto thought as he looked up and noticed the coffee was starting to boil.

He finished the cigarette and was about to grab another he suddenly heard the jingle of keys and the front door open.

Naruto tensed and then turned to see Soifon enter the kitchen from the hall way and she heard him and turned.

The tension was high.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?" Soifon screamed as she reached for her Sacred Gear.

"Yoruichi brought me here last night!" Naruto stated quickly and defensively as he held his hands up. "She is in the other room hung over so I decided to make some coffee for her."

"Yoruichi-sama is here?" Soifon asked bashfully her cheeks blemishing pink.

"Yes," Naruto answered, quickly grabbing Soifon as she turned to go see Yoruichi. "But she is hung over, so I suggest we let her sleep and refrain from yelling."

Soifon wanted to argue, that much Naruto could see in her hate fueled eyes and anger covered face, but then understanding filled both places and she nodded, prompting Naruto to let her go.

They sat down as the coffee slowly brewed in silence.

"So… you have known Yoru-nee for a long time right?" Naruto asked Soifon.

"Since I was about your age." Soifon replied as she tried to relax with her romantic rival but could not for how tense she was.

"So did the name 'Kisuke' ever come up?"

Soifon stiffened.

"Why and how do you know that name?"

"Yoru-nee called me that last night after she finished puking."

Soifon felt like she was going to kill him, as what he said told her he was around Yoruichi when she was drinking, meaning he took advantage of her.

She watched Naruto light a new cigarette and open the window to exhale the smoke, being nice to not stink up her kitchen more than he already had.

"Do you know this guy or not?" Naruto asked slightly impatient.

"Yes, I knew him."

"Okay, then who was he?"

Soifon was silent for a bit and then she looked Naruto in the eye.

"She was her lover during the war."

Naruto sat down and paid attention.

"He was human and she loved him very much. After her fight with her dad, Yoruichi became Queen of her race and lead them to several years of peace. But then during the war Kisuke came into her life and she did anything to protect him." Soifon explained as she stood up and turned off the finished coffee and prepped her cup. "However, Yoruichi-sama woke up one night and was attacked and when she finished stabbing him, she realized it was Kisuke."

Naruto nearly dropped his cigarette.

"Wh…why would he do that?"

"I don't know." Soifon stated as she poured a second cup and filled it ¼ coffee, five cubes of sugar, and ¾ milk for Yoruichi. "He may have been possessed but all I know is he ended the 'curse' placed on her from her father."

"Her dad cursed her?"

"You know the scar on her cheek?"

"He scarred his own daughter?"

Soifon traced to under her eye to diagonally down to her chin.

"He slashed her here. He supposedly curse her to never be able to love without consequences. I know for sure she bled from that first scar more times than any warrior has received scars."

Naruto stayed silent.

"However, while Kisuke laid in her arms dying, he cut her cheek, 'crossing out' the 'curse' placed on her." Soifon finished as she sipped her black coffee, tensing as it flushed through her system.

"So he freed her?"

"In a way, but she left the throne and wandered for years before she became leader of the Assassination Corp. shortly before I joined." Soifon explained. "I was with her as her lieutenant and she told me this so telling you feels like a betrayal."

"Don't worry, I'll take any punishment she would give you so don't worry." Naruto stated before he walked up and hugged Soifon, much to her shock. "I can see you care about her very much. So please don't stop loving Yoru-nee. She will need you if anything happens to me."

With that, Naruto took the coffee for Yoruichi and headed to the bedroom.

Soifon watched the almost naked ghoul walk into the room as she contemplated what happened.

Meanwhile, Yoruichi was sleeping peacefully and soon her face scrunched up as the aroma of mixed coffee waft into her nose and caused her to slowly crack her eyes open.

She saw a cup of coffee, prepared the way she like it, next to her bed on the table while Naruto was next to her rubbing her back.

"Morning." Naruto stated as he enjoyed the feeling on her skin on his hand.

"Morning Naru-chan." Yoruichi mumbles as she smiles. "That feels nice."

"Does this cat like being petted?" Naruto asked with a goofy unseen smile.

Yoruichi was soon lying in his lap with him massaging her ears, her unkempt hair tied in an end knot to keep it together and she sipped her coffee.

Yoruichi softly purred and her tails swayed happily at the attention she was getting.

"Yoru-nee, why did you call me Kisuke?"

The metaphorical record skipped a few bars when Yoruichi heard this.

"Who said that?"

Naruto looked into Yoruichi's golden eyes and gently caressed her cheek and revealed her scar.

"I know who gave you these." Naruto spoke solemnly. "I want to know if you love me as a replacement for Kisuke or if you love me for me?"

Yoruichi's heart pounded as she tried to think of an answer… but couldn't. She could not.

She just could not think of an answer as she stared into his cerulean blue eyes. Eyes that showed pain and hope of trust and not want of betrayal.

Yoruichi started to breath hard as her heart beat rang in her ears and soon she grabbed her head and then stopped when she felt a hand on her forehead.

"No need to answer me now Yoru-nee." Naruto stated sweetly with a warm smile, his mask opening to show it. "When you are ready, let's pick up where we left off last night."

Yoruichi started to tear up a bit before she nodded and sat up in his lap and gently hugged him as she gently pressed her lips against his.

"Is this okay?" Yoruichi asked bashfully as she separated from him.

"We can do this anytime you want." Naruto said as he kissed her again.

While all this happened, Soifon watched through the crack in the door.

Her heart clenched with anger but with sadness as she skulked away to her room to cry.

"My Little Bee, come here."

Soifon stopped in her tracks when she heard Yoruichi call for her.

"I know you are in the hall so just come in here."

Quietly, Soifon opened the door and stepped in with the barely clothed couple, with Yoruichi sitting in Naruto's lap, making the shirt ride up to expose her crotch to Soifon, much to her shock and pleasure.

"Why were you spying on us?" Yoruichi asked as she looked at the Hanyo. "And try not to lie please. I'm still iffy from last night to try to figure out if you are lying."

Soifon gripped her pants with her hands.

"Because I hate him." Soifon declared as she hatefully and jealously glared at Naruto. "He took you from me and now he is mocking me in my house with you and him being all lovey-dovey."

"You could just come over to the mansion." Naruto stated, sort of upset she openly said she hated him. 'Is this what Issei felt like when I told him? No probably worse as he and I are friends while she is… a colleague?'

Yoruichi nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, you can visit on your days off and we can spend time together then." Yoruichi pointed out.

"I can't do that. I tried to kill him once, so there is no way he would accept…"

"I don't mind."

Soifon face planted into the carpet.

"You alright down there?" Naruto asked as he and Yoruichi leaned forward to check Soifon as the hanyo stumbled to get up.

"Are you sure it's okay with me visiting?" she asked seriously.

"I have no problem. It's my house so I think you can."

Naruto was then grabbed by Soifon in a hug.

"THANK YOU!" She screamed before she kissed his cheek, much to Naruto's surprise.

"Oh my, does my little bee have a crush on my Naru-chan?" Yoruichi joked with a big grin making Soifon realize what she was doing.

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT YORUICHI-SAMA!" Soifon screamed before dashing out of the room.

"Don't be afraid to admit your feelings Soifon-chan!" Yoruichi yelled through the door, laughing before getting flicked in the forehead.

Yoruichi pouted, holding her aching head, as she looked at Naruto who had a 'for real' questioning face. She rolled her eyes and he tilted her head to face his as he glared at her, silently asking her if she was proud of herself for picking on Soifon.

Yoruichi sighed and removed herself from her favorite spot.

After a shower and breakfast, Naruto and Yoruichi were dressed and ready to leave.

"Thank you Soifon." Yoruichi said with a smile as she hugged her successor.

Soifon slowly hugged her mentor.

Yoruichi noticed this and as she pulled back she kissed Soifon's cheek.

"See you around Soifon." Yoruichi said with a cheeky smile before she jumped Naruto and teleported to the mansion while leaving Soifon stiff as a board, her heart beating fast.

Uzumaki Mansion…

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?" Naruto shouted when he and Yoruichi appeared outside the mansion in the front yard.

There was a massive hole in the wall and the ceiling.

Naruto and Yoruichi looked in through the hole, and were immediately happy that the barrier that prevented unwanted people from teleporting into the mansion it also prevented anyone to see within the barrier.

What Yoruichi and Naruto saw… was bizarre.

Serafall and Aika were making out, with the Pink Satan spanking her Pawn both had flush faces showing that they were also wet given the state of their panties.

Ryu and Ouga were passed out, with Gasper in between them like a child sleeping with their parents. By guess and experience for Naruto and his other victims due to age they experience a quicker end to the problem, whatever the fuck this was.

Marco was nowhere to be seen as he was in the kitchen rummaging through the cupboards for food.

That was easy.

However, Kiba, Chopper, Carrot, and the Familiars were huddled in the corner, petting each other in pure unhindered focus and amazement. Their eyes were wide and at the same time they were dilated to where the pupil could not be seen anymore.

Their bodies were stationary, while their souls were becoming one with each other and the Universe, gaining a true understanding.

"Nyaru!"

Naruto was thrown back when Koneko, in her white with blue poka-dots underwear, slammed into him, crotch to the masked face and then latched onto his head, her neko features out.

"I missed you, nya." Koneko screamed merrily as she rubbed her pussy against his masked face. "Let's make babies, nya."

Thank Lucifer the barrier also cancelled noise.

"Stupid cat!" Ravel screamed as she tackled Koneko off of Naruto and latched onto him. "Let's fuck, Naru-sama."

Naruto had no idea what was going on as he looked up and saw a fully naked Oboro, Toga, and Akeno.

Toga had a sadistic look in her eye as she held a crop whip. Akeno had the same but had a ball gag, and Oboro had a strap on.

They all had lust in their eyes, as indicated by the hearts in them.

Toga made him flinch but he saw that coming at this point scaring him a little bit. Akeno he paled slightly wondering what the hell else she had planned but not surprising all the same. But seeing Oboro with a strap on made him clench as he feared that having something like that shoved up his ass was not a comfortable feeling. He did it with the girls before but they wanted it while he did not want something like that going on at this time. From what he could see they were planning on triple teaming him and while he loved all three of them, he did not want a four way like this.

Naruto tried to stand up but Ravel and Koneko grabbed him and forced him to the ground.

"Nyaru-kun isn't going to leave, nya." Koneko chirped as she pressed her breasts in his face and Ravel mimicked Koneko.

'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?' Naruto thought and then tensed in slight fear when he heard the other three girls step forward towards him. 'Guess I had this day coming. I'm going to lose my anal virginity to my girls when they are fucked up somehow. I got a feeling this is either Serafall's fault or Aika's. No I'm sure it is her fault for this mess.'

"AHA!"

Naruto looked up and saw Scale Mail covered Issei.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA! YOU SHALL LEAVE THAT POOR MAN ALONE. FOR I THE GRABBEN DRAGON SHALL STOP AND GROPE YOU ALL!" Issei shouted maniacally.

'You are so dead Issei.' Naruto thought as he was able to break the hold on him and rushed into the house and saw something that slightly disturbed him.

Irina, Asia, and Rias all naked, panting hard, and their nipples all red from possibly being sucked on with Asia's nipples looking like they had been poked. No they looked like they had been abused the hell out of and the girls were all seemingly flush in the face while also having hearts in their eyes with the same feeling going on as they fondled each other and made out.

'Wait… did he….'

"Na-koi….."

Naruto felt his feet get frozen and his clothes removed as Serafall pressed herself against his back and tried to open his mask with a brownie in one hand.

"You haaaaave to try this." She slurred as she licked the back of his neck. "It will make you feel sooooo good inside of me."

Naruto started to feel aroused from all the visual stimulation. But he shook off this of this image of him actually plowing the great leviathan knowing that he as a man with some form of morals should not do this at this moment.

Aika was on the couch laughing.

"Oh shit these weed/aphrodisiac brownies worked better that I thought." She exclaimed.

Yoruichi heard this and immediately tried to get Serafall from Naruto, only to get jumped by the only female Satan and her clothes stripped and breasts grabbed.

Naruto, knee deep in ice, shivered as he felt like everything was going out of control.

Outside he could hear Issei laughing and having fun while he battled against Akeno, Toga, and Oboro.

"Naruto-kun…"

Naruto looked down to see Xenovia on her knees, jerking him off. Her nipples were erect and there was a small amount of drool in the corner of her mouth.

Xenovia said nothing but smile before she opened her mouth and started to lean forward.

Naruto moaned as her tongue grazed the tip but then felt numb as a strange power built up in his stomach.

Out of nowhere, Shizuku appeared and took Naruto's hand in hers.

Yoruichi felt this spike in power and was able to push Serafall off of her only to see a glimpse of a magic seal with the Infinity Symbol made up of two snakes appear on Naruto's and Shizuku's backs before they vanished, leaving Xenovia high and dry and everyone who saw this confused and horny.

When Issei came back into the room the girls were following him wielding sex toys as weapons, Yoruichi finally having enough insanity for one day just decided to rush a distracted Issei and kick him in the head knocking him out. Doing this she sighs,

"Great everyone is high as fuck and probably horny as fuck as well, the guys and familiar are so far gone, and at this same time Naruto is missing how can this be any wor-," Serafall came behind and quickly had groped Yoruichi before turning to suck on one of her tits, causing her to yelp. Taking this chance, Aika shoved a brownie into her mouth with one thought,

'Fuck, this isn't good.' Yoruichi thought before her mind started to get hazy and soon her senses were expanded and she

Middle of the Ocean…

Naruto blinked.

The sound and smell of salt water flooded his senses as he looked around to see he and Shizuku were standing on a very small island. It was rocky and had no wild or plant life.

And he was naked with his cock and balls in display.

"Shizuku, why did you bring us here?" Naruto asked as he looked at the child as she was holding his hand.

"Leader-kaa-sama, nano." She said before she bowed, ignoring Naruto.

Naruto raised an eyebrow and looked at where Shizuku had been looking and saw Kuroka, who waved at him with a half hearted smile, and a small child sitting in a natural hot spring, causing Kuroka large breasts float.

The child was a little taller than Shizuku who had long black hair and pointed ears. Her eyes were a silver-gray.

"Welcome to my hot spring, Uzumaki. I am Ophis, the Infinite Dragon God."

"Fuck…"

Chapter 25, DONE!

1 Mariah's outfit from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusader's

What do you think of that?

I have wanted to do the pot thing since last November and had been waiting so long to do this and so now Issei has stepped up once again, but more permanently. The ending scene with everyone drugged out was thankfully completed by Monkeyman, Tachyon99, Heckelman88, and Crowfeast.

What did you think of the scenes with Yoruichi, as this was mostly focused on her?

What did you think of the cliff hanger? Makes one think more on why Shizuku was even sent to Naruto now.