Play when Raven is KOed after a battle, don't have any life bottles, and Estelle has less than 4 TP. Estelle is italicized, Raven is underlined, Rita is bold and italicized, Karol is bold, Judith is underlined and italicized, and Yuri is normal.
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-Lying on the ground sideways-
Oh no, Raven! –Moves over to him- Revive. Aaaah! I'm out of TP!!!!! –Moves around in a panic- …
Woa, Estelle! –Walks over and shakes her- Calm down, we'll just use a life bottle.
Do we even have to revive him? We finally get a moment of peace. Can't we just pick his pockets and sell his body? Then we would have more money.
-Look of horror- Um, Rita…
-Shocked- Um…uh…
Nah, I don't feel like carrying his body all the way back to a town. Unless someone is volunteering…?
I don't really want to.
Humph, fine.
…!
What is it Yuri?
We're out of life bottles too.
Ahhhhhhh! No. –Saddened- I-I've failed…
-Face softens- Estelle…it's not your fault the old man did something stupid.
Well, who wants to carry him?
Everyone: Not me.
Hey, what's in a life bottle anyway?
I don't know.
-Sad- Me neither.
I'm afraid I don't know either.
-Thinking- It's really cold.
And wet.
Well duh, it has to be wet or we couldn't splash it on you.
So it's cold and wet-
Water!
Everyone: -Stares at Estelle- …
W-well it's the only think I could think of that's cold and wet.
So you're saying-
Maybe…
-Angry- You're saying that we spent thousands of gald on freezing water!?
So if Rita just casts splash then-
He should wake up.
-Large picture- Grant them thy undefiled purity! Splash!
–Splutters, gets up- Hey, what was that for!? It's rude to wake an old man from his nap.
-Shocked- I-it worked.
Wha?
I'm impressed.
Wow Rita, that's amazing!
Mind filling me in here, and why am I soaking wet?
Estelle ran out of TP, and we are out of life bottles so Rita casted Splash on you.
-Skeptical- And that worked?
Yeah, since we figured out life bottles are only really cold water.
Now that you mention it I'm freezing! –Sneezes- Why couldn't Estelle just have eaten' an orange gel and casted revive?
Everyone but Raven: …
Shut up! You should be grateful; we weren't going to revive you but no one wanted to carry your body.
Ouch, that's mean.
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About this skit: how do they use life bottles anyway? I would imagine it would be next to impossible to pour liquid down an unconscious person's throat in the middle of a heated battle. The only logical conclusion I can come up with is: they dump it on their head. And what else wakes someone up more than a lot of really cold water dumped on them? Poor Raven. =D
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