The Most Sexist Fanfic You Will Ever Read

by Dancing Feather

Gender is how a character is judged, rated and 'paired'. In the end, personality means nothing. Warning: AU to the extreme but strangely, completely in character. With EVERY pairing you can think of and worse. The end? Damn the psychology degree.

25. If Byakko was a Feline

Case Number 25: If Byakko was a Female...

Female plus cat equals questionably erotic character. Damn, her outfit wouldn't even change except for size. You know how these shows work. She would be trim with a nice long tail. Her 'hair' wouldn't be green, because now they want you to like her, it would be dark blue like her stripes.

Kuwabara/Byakko, anyone?

Her possibility of dieing would shoot down, Hiei and his honor code might've blocked Seiryu faster before her demise. If she lived, she would've made a guest appearance at the Three Kings Tournament.

So Hiei/Byakko, anyone?