Alejandro
1. TURN MY TORTILLA RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND!
2. SWIPER, NO SWIPING!
3. JOSE! I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER! AND I'M *Realises that they're brothers* Oh shit . . .
4. *Holds up cute puppy* This is Mr. Snuggles!
5. Oh Heather Feather, you're so sweet and adorable and lovable . . . *squeals like a girl*
6. Let's all watch My Little Pony! Because cupcakes are yummy!
7. HEEEEELLP! MAL IS COMING! SAVE MEEEEEE! *runs off screaming*
8. Betcha can't make your face crazier than THIS! *shifts into sexy face*
9. *Watching Heather get stuck to the pole in Yukon* BITCH, STOP KISSING THE POLE! YOU'RE NOT BRIDGETTE!
10. Turn around, Tortilla . . . *Sniffs* Every now and then I burn my hand . . .
How long has it been since I updated this again? So sorry for long update but the quotes get harder and harder as they go along. Just thought I should let you know.
ANYWAY, WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
See ya! ;D