Merry Christmas everyone! Here's to a chapter filled with holiday jokes, and normal team antics!
Disclaimer: eeehh no
R: Today I am as happy as a seagull with a french fry
A: I hate you
R: Why? I'm a lovely person
R: who let the cat in the cave?
Mm: I did
Mm: he was so cold and hungry, I had to
R: yeah well, he tore up the Christmas tree and shredded the presents
A: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you!
Ki: Yeah, well, I'm trying to avoid it!
R: I know where the cookies are
Ki: where?
R: the store
R: go buy them
A: that's it
A: who hung mistletoe in every doorway?
Ki: Merry Christmas!
A: merry Christmas baywatch
Ki: what's up
A: a delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who go on a trip by lifting the house with balloons and fly away
R: what do you get when Santa goes down a chimney with a fire in it?
A: barbecue?
R: close, Crisp Kringle!
Ki: if I'm dying, let me eat cake
Al: you're not dying
Ki: then let me eat cake anyway
Ki: how are you doing
R: It's been a rough week
R: but I didn't need bail money and didn't have a body count, so it could've been worse
R: what would happen if I put a frog in the blender?
A: don't put a frog in the blender
R: too late
R: one more question, will bleach get blood and frog guts off of the wall
R: I forgot to put the lid on...
R: what's Santa's favorite state?
Zee: I don't know
R: Idaho-ho-ho
Ki: Are you up?
A: I am now
Ki: I can't sleep
A: why?
Ki: well, my ADHD kicks in and; one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, cow, chicken, duck, ol' McDonald had a farm, AAAYYYYY MACARENA!
Zee: Are you single
R: no, I'm plural
Zee: I meant are you free Friday night
R: I'm expensive every day of the week
Zee: Ugh, do you want to go out?
R: of course, why didn't you say so.
Ki: there are 4 stages in life
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
R: Bean, beans, good for your heart
Ki: The more you eat them, the more you fart
R: the more you fart, the better you feel
Ki: so eat your beans at every meal
Annnddd I'm done! Once again, MERRY CHRISTMAS and to those who don't celebrate Christmas, HAPPY DAYS!
One more gift, I couldn't figure out how to make this into a text, but I thought it was funny anyways. Here's your bonus: (A conversation between me an my 4 yo cousin)
Me: do you like trail mix?
Him: no, I like peanuts
Me: oh, you do?
Him: yeah peanuts are my friends
Me: then why are you eating them
Him: because they're safe in my dark tummy