"So pops, why did Quatre go all glowy like?" Duo seemed to practically release happy vapors.
"He's a reincarnation of a god." Duo's dad said, calmly sipping his tea.
Poor Quatre spit his out.
All over Trowa.
Wet Trowa, yummy.
"I'm what!" Quatre sputtered out.
"Eww Q-man. Say it, don't spray it." Duo passed Trowa a towel.
"But! But!" Quatre stuttered.
"And such a nice one too!" Duo chimed in.
"How….What…who…the fuck!" Quatre, who rarely lost his composure, looked like he was going to throw his tea at someone.
"Well, the god, or should I say you, wanted a little vacation. So he reincarnated himself as a human. Look just the same, that you do, well, save for the fact you're nicer. Now the God of the Cherished I remember, that was a woman not to cross. No one could stop that woman, well, except her lover the God of the Forgotten. Rather sad character, but did they love each other. I remember this one time…" God just kept rambling on and on.
"Lover? Woman? God of the Cherished!" Quatre looked like he was either about to pass out or go into convolutions.
"Always knew you were an onna" Wufei smirked.
"Wu-fei" Quatre growled.
"Yes, Quatre-chan?" Wufei taunted.
"in Arabic May you have many daughter who cycle at the same time!" Quatre yelled, pointing at Wufei, not realizing that Wufei was, in fact, male.
"Are there any other surprises we should know about, dad?" Duo calmly asked his father.
"Plenty of surprises, but none I'm going to tell you." Duo could practically here the glee in his father's voice.
"Can we go now?" Heero drawled from his corner, typing frantically on his labtop, "I'm not getting a very good signal and something from Professor J is trying to get through."
"Yes, yes, of course, just let me open a portal up…"
"Wait! What am I suppose to do with this glow thing!" Quatre snapped.
"Just follow your instinct, you'll get the hand of it eventually.
And with that, God dropped them back to earth, right into one of Quatre's safe house's pools.
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