AN: Sorry bout the confusion last chapter..technical glitch. I think I have it under control…Hopefully!
Max POV
"Can you put more pickles on that?" Iggy asked the lady at subway as she was making the sub, He asked for everything and he meant it. He even got extra everything.
"Ig, your gonna get sooo fat." I said
"Then we can finaly be twins!" He said, someone's gonna have to hold my earrings.
Fang POV
Iggys gonna die.
Nudge POV
Oh no he didn't
Ella POV
I'm gonna miss him.
Iggy POV
Crap.
Max POV
"Whats that supposed to mean?" I asked.
"That…umm…your beautiful." He said.
"And your not?" I asked.
"No, not until I get fat."he said.
"So you getting fat will make you beautiful?"
"Well duh." He said, I just stared at him questioningly, "Oh you meant fat with an f I thought you meant with a ph theres a difference you know." He said.
"Uh huh what ever, I'll let it slide this time cause your holding up the line." I said.
"Ok, whew" He turned to the lady "Ok more pickles…no more…come on be daring!" He said as she dumped the whole pickle container on to the sub, how does he even know how many are on there? Strange, stange blind boy. "Perfect!" He exclaimed happily, literally skiping to pay.
"Well, your gonna need more pickles" I said.
"You guys are so gross!" Nudge said eyeing our subs.
"Your face is gross" Iggy said.
"Wow your on a roll tonight Ig," I muttered, rolling my eyes and taking a giant bite out of my sub.
"Any ways, that's so gross guys." Nudge said brushing off the comment.
"Max started it." Iggy said.
"I don't like being told know." I said.
"What did you do?" Nudge asked.
"Well we were ten and it was the first time mom let me and Ig walk around the mall when she was at the salon….
-Flashback-
"Can I get more pickles?" I asked the lady at subway for about the fifth time.
"No, like I said before we have a policy." The lady said getting irritated.
"Give me the pickles woman!" I yelled.
"No!" She yelled
"NOW!" I yelled
"Fine!" She snapped dumping all the pickles on my sub.
"Can I get that many too?" An excited Iggy said behind me.
-End Flashback-
"And that's what happened." I said finishing my story and tking another huge bite out of my sandwich.
"So why do you still get them that way?" Nudge asked.
"It grows on you." I said which a shrug, taking yet another humongous bite out of my sandwich.
"I don't understand how anything like that can grow on you." She said taking a bite out of her wrap.
"How can you eat salad in a sandwich form?" I asked.
"What do you mean?" She asked,
"Well all you have there is a salad all wrapped up." I said.
"It grows on you! And its waaay less fattening not that you care." Nudge said.
"What is with people and implying Im fat?" I asked looking down at myself.
"That's not what I meant! I meant that you don't have to watch what you eat."
"Sure whatever, I get it every one just pick on me." I said, taking another magnanimous bite out of my sub.