Cast: *runs in*

Theresa: *Hugs Randy* "Thank you sooo much for the flowers!"

Hailey: "Hi! So, we still have a lot to do this episode! Let's go!"

Alpha: "Everyone who is single has to dye their hair green."

Heidi, Howard, Debbie, Bash, Greene, P Slimz, and Julian: *go to dye their hair*

Randy and Theresa: *start to follow*

Hailey: "Wait! You two aren't dating already?"

Randy: "We're getting to know each other better first." *walks off*

Theresa: "Trust me, I kinda wish it was going a little faster, but a start is a start."

Viceroy: "Well said."

Hailey and Theresa: *join them*

All of them: *come back with green hair*

Alpha: "Everyone who is in a relationship gets two hundred to get something special for their special someone." *hands out cash*

KiaraCat: "Hey! Me and Kay are here! Everyone has to give the person that they love a gift. Kay, yours will be a hug and a kiss on the cheek."

Kay: "Why do I have to be a part of this?"

KiaraCat: "Because I'm your agent. Plus, it will be cute!"

Hailey: "I believe that it will be too. In fact, Kay, you will start just to get it over with."

Kay: *looks down* "A-alright." *walks over to Julian, hugs him, and kisses him on the cheek*

Julian: *looks at Kay surprised and hugs her back, but walks over to Hailey and hands her a card*

Hailey: "I want to make it clear that though I'm not 'in love' with anyone, I love my brother as a sibling. That's why my gift goes to him." *Gives Mike a set of headphones*

Theresa: *kisses Randy*

Randy: *hugs Theresa*

McFist: "I already gave Marci her gift."

Viceroy: "Isabelle's gift is on its way also. Oh, and I have something to tell you Hailey."

Hailey: "Listen Viceroy whatever it is you can tell me later! We're in the middle of a show! If I don't get this done then it will be another year before some of the dares these people have sent in are used."

Viceroy: "Fine then."

Other cast members: *give their gifts*

Rach: *runs in* "Hailey! Big news! I've got to show you this, NOW!" *drags Hailey backstage*

Short Behind the scenes interlude in the video room

Hailey: "Listen, if this is because I yelled at Viceroy…"

Rach: "Not even close. New. Episode. Watch. Now. I'll take care of the show while you're in here."

Hailey: "What's so important about this episode? I can watch it later."

Rach: "A word and a sentence. Epic. Also, I'm pretty sure that Viceroy's enthusiasm over what he did was going to be a spoiler." *leaves*

Back onstage

Rach: "Sorry about that, Hailey is busy so I'll do the hosting for now."

Heidi: "Oh come on!"

IN202: "I have a question for randy."

Rach: "Go ahead."

IN202: "How did you chip your tooth? Howard mentioned it in the…" *is muffled by a scarf*

Rach: *holding other end of scarf* "Sorry Randy, I just wanted to see how far the ninja scarf could really reach." *hands over scarf and backs away from randy*

IN202: *uncovers mouth* "So, how did that happen?"

Randy: "As a kid I was really curious about how things worked and I bit a metal string that was part of a simple cheese slicer and chipped my tooth when I was trying to pull said string out of the slicer."

Howard: "You told me you chipped it on your mom's famous cake. I never ate her cake because I was afraid that it was famous for being horrible!"

Randy: "Yeah, about that….the cake was a lie."

Rach: "Really Randy?"

KiaraCat: "Kaylee and Julian have to go on a small date and tell everyone how they feel about each other afterwards."

Kay: *silent 'yes' motion*

Julian: "If I have to."

Rach: "You do."

Kay and Jules: *leave for date*

Aimlessly: *enters*

Rach: "You're early!... or late. not sure which."

Aimlessly: "I came here to spend some time with a friend of mine, but she may have had the wrong address… and dimension."

Rach: "No you're fine. This is what I look like here Aimlessly. These are people here to help you have the best time you can! Hit it!"

Everyone that is there: "Happy Birthday to you! (whoo)

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear Aimlessly!

Happy birthday to You!"

Rach: "and many, many mooooore!"

Aimlessly: "My birthday isn't until Friday."

Hailey: *comes back* "I missed helping sing the song for our guest of honor today? Well that's wonk. Welcome to the RC:9GN dare show Aimlessly!"

Aimlessly: "The what?"

Rach: *pulls Aimlessly over and whispers* "I know you don't watch Disney stuff or read fanfiction, but right now you're in a fanfiction about a Disney show's characters. Just go along with it. One of them is missing because of a dare right now."

Aimlessly: "Okay."

Rach: "We'll be right back! I'm going to go give Aimlessly a tour of Norrisville!" *leaves with Aimlessly*

Randy: "So, Hailey. What did the Producer want you to see?"

Hailey: "That's not important."

Heidi: "She seemed really hyped up about something that wasn't important."

Viceroy: "I hope that it was about me discovering the elements of space and time."

Hailey: "That and how they got ruined by Howard. By the way, do you ever check your security footage? The robo apes seem to let a lot slide." *plays slideshow of times that the ninja has gotten past security measures as seen from McFist security cameras.*

McFist: "How did she get access to our security?"

Viceroy: "It seems that she may have found a way to hack into our system. This could explain how she knows so much about us."

Julian and Kay: *walk back inside*

Kay: "We have so much in common."

Julian: "Kay, you darling neko girl, will you be my valentine?"

Kay: *squee and blush* "Yes!" *hugs Julian*

Hailey: "At least he's over me. Well thanks to the cast's indecision and our producer we'll be having a late V-day special sometime this year! I hope you're happy."

Behind the Scenes

Aimlessly: "That was interesting. Why do you keep calling me Aimlessly though?"

Rach: "That is your actual nickname, though it was given by your grandfather. Besides it mostly hides your real identity online."

Aimlessly: "Right."

Hailey: "Hi Rach, hello Aimlessly! Okay, I'll admit that you were right about the episode. E-P-I-C!"

Aimlessly: "Why is everyone calling you 'Rach' here?"

Rach: "Because Rachealninja10 is my pseudonym here. Rach is just a short nickname of that."

Aimlessly: "Oh."

Rach: "I have a present for you as the birthday girl."

Aimlessly: "What is it?"

Rach: "The exact same thing I got you in Real life." *hands over a giant whit teddy bear in a cute sweater*

Aimlessly: "Thanks, Racheal."