Title: No One Wants to Know
Characters/Pairing: ItaAnko, voyeuristic Shisui
Author's Note: Complete and utter crack (Madness? This! Is! SPARTA!).
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
It's common knowledge around the village that Mitarashi Anko is ten kinds of crazy. It's common knowledge around the village that Uchiha Itachi isn't much better, the only difference being that he's a bit more docile.
When these two get together for impromptu "training sessions", no one really pays that much attention because, to a man, none of them want to know.
Well, Shisui knows. And he's not talking.
He does, however spy on his cousin and the kunoichi's "training sessions". Just to make sure nothing happens.
(Or maybe he's watching to see if something does happen. We'll never know.)