A/N: Well, here we are with another great RTAA. This one has a warning for pegging. Or, attempted pegging. If you don't know the story…just watch the RTAA for it XD

RWBY Animated Adventures

Summary: A collection of unrelated RWBY fics based off of the Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures.

*Fortress*

RTAA: Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt

Team RWBY and Team JNPR were having a game night in Grand Theft Remnant V when Nora asked a question that would be the topic of conversation for years to come.

"So Jaune, what was it like getting a dildo up your butt?"

Yang and Blake burst out laughing, holding their sides, Ren face-palmed, Ruby turned redder than her cloak, and Weiss was both shocked and amused by it. "Wait, what!?"

Jaune sighed and began explaining what happened. "Well, Pyrrha and I were getting down last night. We got straight up fucked up last night."

"Well, you know, we've been dating for about ten months now," Pyrrha explained with a blush. "So, you gotta shake it up a bit. Try new things. So, we were getting a little…frisky, because we're old enough to use that word,"

"At one point, Pyrrha asked me to slap her," Jaune added, much to everyone's amusement.

"I have no memory of that!" Pyrrha denied.

"So, I slap her in the face, and she tells me, 'Harder! Don't be a baby!' So, I hit her again, and she hit me in the fucking face!" Jaune exclaimed. "She said 'Ow!' and clocked me!"

"That is not how it happened." The redhead shook her head. "I said, 'Hey, if we're doing some shit tonight, let's do some shit tonight'."

"So, she's like, 'Hey, do you wanna have anal?'" Jaune continued.

"So Jaune is all for it, but he didn't know what I meant." Pyrrha began to smirk. "There are two ways this can go."

"She told me to hang on a second, and the next thing I know, she's shoving a dildo up my butt!" Jaune shook his head. Even though it really happened, he still couldn't believe it.

"Well, I tried to. But his butt is like a fortress," Pyrrha complained. Yang and Nora continued their cackling, rolling on the floor.

"I said, 'We're gonna make this happen, and you're gonna like it'," she continued. "But he wouldn't let me."

"Eventually, I said that I'd do my best," Jaune said. "You know, because I love her and shit."

"He did try," Pyrrha acknowledged. "He listened to me, I tried to coax him, I tried to butt whisper him."

"Were you like, 'Here comes the train!'?" Yang asked.

"I did my best," the blond knight defended. "But it just hurt. It was like if someone lit a fucking road flare and shoved it up your butt. I felt like I was going to die."

"Did you have sex at least?" Yang asked.

"No, we both just went to bed."

Definitely not what he had in mind that night.

A/N: This is honestly one of the weirder things I've written. I'm just gonna go get drunk now.