Whoa, you guys ever heard dashboard confessional? Crap, man. They're wonderful.

The Akatsuki compound was to my right. How I could tell? Awesomeness. Pure, raw, untamed, awesomeness. Okay, so Kaete and Kanna found it. Big deal. the problem is, I was ambushed as soon as I walked inside. OVIOUSLY, they had no idea it was me. Or they wouldn't have. Well- Hidan would. But- whatever- Hidan is Hidan. I growled, and spread my stance. They attacked me, and scince I had no choice, fought back. It was terrible, really. Four akatsuki memebers against one girl. I was attacked by sasori- I flinched and dodged some of his poisonous needles-, Hidan- I groaned, and mentally killed myself-, Tobi- Whatever- And Deidara- awww hell. How could I hurt Deidara. It doesn't help that I like him. Hidan came with his scythe swinging venemously, and Sasori would try to hit me with his tail thing- of course, he happeded to be in the puppet. WHAT A WONDERFUL WELCOME. Deidara used his spider bombs, and Tobi...I don't know what the hell Tobi was doing. It looked like he was doing justsu's, but I shrugged it off, because Tobi was just...Tobi, you know? I had to dodge Sasori- or I was really dead. I focused on dodging his attacks, and I got cut up from Hidan. I then kicked him in the face, pissed. Sasori almost got me when I kicked Hidan. I cursed violently.

I charged up close to Sasori, and began an onslaught of attacks. He dodged or blocked easily, kind of laughing at me. I growled, and used one of my special justsu's. I'm pretty sure nobody knew about it- I had just made it up. It went something like dragon, rabbit, ox, snake. Weird. Odder than that, it got me some wave swords. I stared at them, in complete awe. They were fucking awesome. I hugged them, and then I got imprisoned by Tobi. Yeah, Tobi. Fucking bastard was smarter than I thought. Oh, what fun. I growled again. who the hell doesn't recognize one of their own members? Honestly? But then I remembered my strange hair growth and change, along with my newfound orange-red eyes. Of course they wouldn't recognise me. Am I stupid or what?

"FUCK, guys! Don't you know me when you see me, goddamn!" I groaned.

"What are you talking about, un?" Deidara asked, glaing at me.

I shivered. Damn. Happy-never-too-seriously-mad-Deidara was glaring? Imean, he glared at Tobi, but it was old, half-assed. But he never glared at me, and this was a full out glare. I took an intake of breath.

"It's me, dumbass. It's Amaya." I scowled.

Dei POV

"It's me, dumbass. It's Amaya." She scowled at me.

Wait, what? Amaya had short hair and ice blue eyes, and was only abducted yesterday.

"Really, yeah? I doubt it. Amaya was caught yesterday, and she had shor, straight hair, un. And blue eyes, yeah." I said, rolling my eyes.

Honestly? What a pathetic thing to say. Pick someone some of us are sensitive about, and say it's them. Typical prisoner.

"I've got proof." She said.

"Show me, then, un." I grinned.

This would be fun. What kind of excuses would she come up with?

"I can poof shit from random places, I like running around and the forest, I was bonded with Kanna, and I lost my memory not too long ago. I can also...sing really good...which only you and I know, Dei." She said.

The first two could be in facts about her, bonded with Kanna as well. Her memory loss was not on file, and it was true. She and I were the only ones that had witnessed her sing. Was she really legit?

"I recently fell asleep when I was touching your hair while you were asleep. I wanted to see if you were really a guy, and then your arm wrapped around mine, and I fell asleep waiting for you to let go." She said, looking away, blushing a little.

Well...that was true.

"You tried to go over my justus before we left to find my brother, but I complained that I already knew it all. I also got the scroll- I was in some room, and it was like I was experemented on. Whoever did it left this," She said, pointing to her stitches, "Kanna is no longer bounded to me, but her brother Kaete, is. I inherited his traits when our minds linked. I was in the fang and recieved it." Kaete stepped cautiously from the shadows, looking completely fine.

The wolf looked alot like Amaya did now. Kanna was also there without complaint. She...

She was really Amaya wasn't she? I felt relief completely wash over me, and I did the genjitsu release behind my back, just in case. This was the real deal. No shit whatsoever. Tobi released her. She smiled, and poofed the scroll from nowhere as she always does. And I felt my breath get taken away by this girl again, though she looked nothing like herself.

What the hell have I gotten myself into?

Deidara was scowling, in a good way, I guess. I smiled. I saw Deidara's breathing stop for a second, and was immensly curious. Why would he do that when I smiled, I mean-

Wait.

No, no no.

Sure, I fell in like with him. But I knew that it was onesided from the beginning. Er- right? Sasori, Tobi, and Hidan obviously got a little akward, as me and Deidara were probably staring at each-other. They left. I was pretty sure I was blushing. Of course, I hadn't noticed. I was too busy urging to my brain to process the fact that I had just been kissed. As soon as my brain was sure about what was going on, he was pulling away.

Hell no.

I did the first thing I could, and I grabbed the back of his head and kissed him. And he kissed my back. And...

Fuck. What was I thinking?

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