"Ow! Katara, knock it off!"

"Ugh! Would you sit still?"

"Only if you stop trying to tear my arm off!"

"I'm not tearing it off! I'm healing you!"

"Well, it feels like you're trying to tear it off!"

"Maybe because you don't understand the words 'sit still'!"

"Maybe I could if you would stop tickling me!"

"I – what? I am not tickling you – you're just a wuss who can't stop twitching while I'm bandaging you!"

"I'm not a wuss!"

"So says the guy who gets a gash in his arm from penguin sledding. What kind of Fire Lord are you?"

"One who doesn't like back-sass from his peasants."

". . . Okay, first? I'm not your peasant because I'm from the Water Tribe. Second? I can make this little cut a lot worse if you don't co-operate."

"Fine. Whatever."

"Good. Glad we could clear that up."

". . ."

". . ."

". . . I like when you're controlling."

"I know. That's why you're always on the bottom."

"What - You – I just. . . . You said you'd never mention that!"

"Doesn't mean it's not true."

". . . Just shut up and heal."


Author's Notes: I'm sorry if this is hard to follow. Dialogue fics are just so fun. 3

Disclaimer: I do not own 'Avatar' or any of its characters.