Everyone plays Sonicball
I have noticed some weird trends on this fic! Like for instance, the longest chapters get the fewest reviews while the shortest chapters get the most! Hmmmm…
Jack: (at a basketball court on stage) Okay…the game is called horse! (starts dribbling "basketball")
Basketball: (with each bounce) Ow! Ow! Ow!
Knuckles: Wait…why is the basketball blue? And talking?
Tails: Is that Sonic in his ball mode?
Jack: (shifts eyes around innocently) Maaaaaaybe…
Jill: Let's just play already! Just a note: if the ball seems to be screaming and pleading for mercy, ignore it! (game starts)
Soni-I mean, Basketball: This is going to suck…OW! AH! THE AGONY!
-After the game-
Sonic: (horribly bruised) You all…are sooooooo cruel….(collapses)
Jill: WOOT! I totally won that game! I am the new champion of…Sonicball! In my moment of victory, I shall read all of the reviews we'll be doing in this chapter. Let's start with the one non-anonymous reviewer this chapter…
Sonic and Knuckles will fight the fangirls in hyper form, Tails would be in the REAL super form (from Sonic 3 & Knuckles). Shadow would be in super form too, and so will all other characters with a super form. the other characters will use Shadow Rifles. Shadow will use loads of Chaos Blast for the next three chapters to kill, as well.
-TARDISreviewer
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Tails, Shadow, Silver, and Blaze: (turn into super forms)
Burning Blaze: We're doing this again? AUGH!
Jack: (gives Shadow Rifles to everyone) Yep, except now I know that Tails had a Super form, apparently! With some little birds around him to protect him…
Super Tails: (clutching ears) Yeah, but their chirping gets to me after a while…
Jill: Attack! (sends everyone out on charge, then sits back on a lawn chair to eat popcorn and drink lemonade)
Jack: Those Sonic characters always make some entertaining battles…
Super Tails: AUGH! (fan girls drag him off by his tails)
Everyone else: (dies exactly like in chapter 18)
-After the Sonic characters get totally owned-
Shadow: (laughing) Chaos…Blast! (BOOM)(kills Mephiles) Finally! I've been wanting to do that for a long time!
Jill: True! Your whole story in Sonic '06 was mostly based on trying to kill Mephiles…and you still failed at that! Let's get to the tons of anonymous reviews…
Turn Shadow into a toilet and give all the girls massive diarriah
.-Blank
Jack: Okay…AUTHOR POWERS! (turns Shadow into a toilet)
Jill: Free, laxative-filled muffins for all! (gives them to fan girls)
Fan girls: (get diarrhea)(go to Shadow)
-Later-
Janitor: (still cleaning up mess) Stupid (bleep)ing fan girls…the worst kind of stupid kids!
Shadow: (back from showering) I'm…so angry…Chaos Blast! (kills Eggman) I'm on a roll!
Jill: Onward…
Have Amy grow a (bleep) and (bleep) inside Sonic until he's to bloated to move.
-Anon.
Jack: Again…AUTHOR POWERS! (a bulge appears in Amy pants)
Amy: Let's go, Sonic! (drags him into closet)
Sonic: This can only get worse…(gets closet door shut in his face)
Jill: While that goes on, we'll head forward…
Knuckles: fight Chuck Norris. And somehow live.
-Nobody man
Jack: Ha! That's impossible! The chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN!
Knuckles: Well…I have to try! (goes into arena, gets his ass kicked)
Chuck Norris: Time to finish you!
Knuckles: (points in random direction) Look! It's Bill Nye!
Chuck Norris: The Chuck Norris of the science world?! Where? (looking around
Knuckles: (runs like hell)
Amy: (drags Sonic out of closet) The dare's done!
Sonic: (too fat to move) Ugghhhhh…
Jack: Pefect! (Pulls out a needle, pops Sonic like a balloon) (restores everything to normal)
Jill: Now it's time for Tails to really suffer…
Make Tails dress as a playboy bunny and give a lap dance to Sonic.
-Nobody
Tails: (puts on outfit) This is going to be embarrassing…(gives a lap dance to Sonic)
Sonic: What the (bleep)? Get away from me…you're kind of creeping me out, Tails!
Tails: (sighs)
Jill: Oh, but Tails' problems have just begun…
Tails: dress as Cream and beg the guys for sex.
-M
Tails: (puts on dress) The cross dressing dares are always going to me! Why?
Jack: Because you're basically this show's prison bitch!
Tails: (glares)(goes to guys) Umm…I need sex! Now!
Shadow: (laughs) Now you know what it was like for me at the beginning of this fic!
Tails: (sighs) Well, at least nobody is accepting the offer…
Jill: Oh, I wouldn't say that just yet…
Cosmo: grow a buck of vines and tentacle rape Tails.
-Noone
Cosmo: I know how to do that! (drinks a can of Red Bull)(grows vines)
Tails: Oh god no! (is grabbed by vines, then taken into the closet) HELP!
Jill: Wow, all of those reviews did not take up as much space as we thought! Therefore, we shall do another review, this one from Super Dragon…
Don't be so gloomy about all the reviews, Jack. It just means that there's going to be that much more suffering for the characters. Like now!
Tikal: Fill Chaos full of water until he explodes.
Espio: You, Vector, and Charmy must take music lessons until you actually sound good.
Metal Sonic: Download as many viruses as you possibly can into your system.
Cosmo: Marry Tails.
Vector: You must end communism in Cuba. If you fail to succeed within the next hour, you must kill Sonic and then throw yourself to the Sonic fangirls and fanboys. You must then kill Sonic and throw yourself to Sonic's fangirls and fanboys every time you recieve a truth or dare in the next three chapters.
Mephiles: Have necrophilia for this chapter and the next one.
Omega: Cure Vector of his vampirism, even if he doesn't want you to.
Gamma: Try to find the square root of a negative number.
Cream: (Don't tell Tails about this dare) Tell Tails that you hate him and that you never want to see him again.
Shadow: You seem to store quite a large number of guns. Take a rocket launcher and blow up Cream. Then, dive into the fangirls like the emo you are.
Silver: Use your telekinetic powers to lift up Amy's dress. Then, she gets to beat you with her hammer.
You see? All these reviews create more suffering! Speaking of which, I'll be sure to be back to cause more suffering later! (Evil laughter)
-Super Dragon
Tikal: Um…sure. (shoves a hose into Chaos, turns it on)
Chaos: (grows huge) RAWR! (explodes)
Blaze: AUGH! I'm wet! (steam starts coming off of her)
Espio: Fine! But where do we go?
Jack: My band class! (sends them to school)
Charmy: (drinks some coffee before class) WHOA! (gets really hyper, starts destroying musical equipment)
Teacher: Get out of here!
Vector: We can't. We have a contract to do this dare and all others.
Teacher: (sighs)
-Later-
Espio: Finally! (start playing "Eye of the Tiger" really well)
Vector: Well, no more tomato throwing for us!
Jack: (hooks up Metal Sonic to a computer) Now, start a downloading frenzy!
-Soon-
Metal Sonic: Can't…concentrate…too…much…porn…(blows up)
Jack: Woo hoo! And now for an actual shotgun wedding! (pulls out a shotgun, points it at Cosmo and Tails just as they leave the closet) Marry! Now!
Tails: Marriage? But…how am I supposed to be a pimp if I'm married?
Jill: That's your problem. Now get going! (sends them to a drive-in wedding)(Yes, these actually exist!)
Minister: And do you take this…plant thing….to be your wife?
Tails: (looks nervously at Jack's shotgun) I do!
Minister: And do you-
Cosmo: (bleep) YES! (hugs Tails)
Cream: (slaps Tails while crying) I hate you! I never want to see you again! (storms off)
Tails: I'll get you back soon…
Jack: (drives them all back to stage) Now Vector must end Cuba's communism!
Vector: (flies off) That's easy! (heads to Havana, barges into capital)
Clerk: Do you have a reservation?
Vector: No, but I've got something much better for access! (pulls out machine gun, starts shooting up the place) Crap! Only five minutes left! (barges into Castro's room)
Castro brothers: (surrender)
Vector: Now that it's no longer communist…I shall make it a fascist government! MUAHAHA! WORSHIP ME!
Jill: I don't think we're going to see any good come out of that…
Mephiles: (is revived)(notices Eggman's body) Ummm…excuse me for a second…(drags Eggman's body into closet)
Tails: (throws up) Any necrophilia is gross…but with Eggman….uggghhh…
Janitor: (bleep) you, kid! It can't be nearly as gross as my job…(starts cleaning up mess)
Omega: Must obey orders. (grabs some garlic, shoves it down Vector's throat)
Vector: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (turns back into a crocodile) Damn it!
Gamma: But there isn't any. Oh no. (blows up)
Jack: Explosion time! (starts blowing up some fireworks) What? It's the current mood right now!
Shadow: Ah! But I have to kill with…Chaos Blast! (blows up Cream)
Jack: Well, it generated the same effect of a rocket launcher!
Shadow: I have to deal with those creatures again?! (dives into fan girl crowd)
Fan girls: (screaming)(rip out all of Shadow's quills, sell them on eBay)
Silver: Well, I guess I am a bit horny right now…(lifts up Amy dress, starts drooling)
Amy: HEY! Why are so many of you such pervs? Well, now you're gonna get it! (takes out hammer, starts beating up Silver)
Silver: (gets hit right where he's defined as a man) OWWWWWWW! (is continually beaten)
Blaze: Brrrr….I can't believe I still have two more chapters in this pool!
8 reviews done in one chapter! But next chapter, I'll only be able to do 4!