Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Harry Potter.
"I have solved the Umbridge problem," Hermione announced, loudly during Potions making half the class jump out of the skin.
"Miss Granger, I have told you not to do that more times than I care to remember," Professor Snape said without the usual annoyance in his voice." if it's killing her and burying in the Forbidden Forest then you suggested that several times yesterday and Dumbledore was very clear about you not doing that".
"I say we let Granger do it and then we will be rid of both," Draco whispered to Pansy.
"Actually I was going to say we give her and Lucius Malfoy a love potion then she'll be his problem but I like your killing her plan," Hermione informed him with a massive grin.
"If you give my father a love potion I will kill you Granger," Draco hissed, and Hermione just rolled her eyes.
"Touch her Malfoy and you'll be sorry," Harry and Ron threatened in sync.
"No one is killing anyone, no one is giving anyone a love potion now everyone shut up and get back to work," Professor Snape ordered.
Hermione sat there pouting everything she suggested she wasn't allowed to do because apparently it was either immoral or illegal.
'Why can't I give Lucius Malfoy and Umbridge a love potion?" Hermione questioned glaring at Professor Snape who should be grateful at her attempts to get rid of Umbridge.
Professor Snape let out a loud sigh and rubbed his temple, he wouldn't be in the mess he was in if it wasn't for Hermione Granger.
"Because I don't fancy having to face an angry Narcissa Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange because Lucius is temporally besotted with Umbridge," Snape explained, which was the truth he didn't want to face the wrath of either woman and while Bellatrix hated Lucius she hated him more.
"Fine you murder Umbridge, I frame Lucius Malfoy for it and everyone is happy," Hermione suggested cheerfully.
Professor Snape looked as if were really considering Hermione's plan much ti the annoyance of Draco Malfoy.
"I am going to have say no that plan".
"What is the point of training us to be killer pineapples if we never kill anyone?" Hermione questioned, and the entire class groaned because Hermione believing she and everyone else was a pineapple phases were really annoying.
"Miss Granger, you're not a pineapple nor is anyone else at Hogwarts. Just because you once dreamt everyone was a pineapple doesn't make it true".