Took me forever to get this one right, and I'm still not sure if I did, but here it goes! This week's update is for 10Blue10, who requested an Old Series episode. Please remember to review, I love hearing from my readers!


Title: Something Old

Episode: The Deadly Assassin

"That's impossible, there are no Type-40's in service. They're out of commission, obsolete."

You know why I hate coming back to Gallifrey? Because they always insult me. Time Lords do not hold the same sentiment towards old things as humans. They see old as old, outdated, obsolete.

Obsolete indeed…

If I'm obsolete, then they are pompous, stuck-up, manipulative, hubristic idiotic snobs, too sure of themselves to see that they can make mistakes the same way the rest of the universe can.

Oh wait, they are all that! And more!

But in the eyes of my Thief alone, I am still new. I am beautiful, elegant, and powerful. The most beautiful thing he has ever seen, a magic blue box that stole his hearts and keeps one all to herself. And no amount of name calling can change that.

They're all just jealous, that's all. A bunch of jealous Time Lords who see us as machines, not life-long partners.

Hmph, obsolete indeed… I'll show them obsolete.