"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
The spellbook riddles were just a test. This is where the real brainteasers come in. (This is also where you learn how my mind works.)
Fixed, BTW. My computer was just being slow.
Oh, and BTW, all review replies for chapters 25, 26, AND 27 will be on chapter 28. Why? Because those three chapters are going up back-to-back-to-back, that's why. Payment for me being so darn lazy. XD
[Lalliey] :: 10. I found a picture once, of Feliciano as Mario, Lovino as Luigi and Francis (a.k.a. France in all of HIS un-genderbended glory) as PEACH. I'm pretty sure I died just a little bit inside. 19. I didn't mess with the canon names of the characters unless they were genderbent. But if I HAD made Sealand a girl, I would have. I'll make
up a reason as to why Peter didn't follow the family traditions anyway. 20. Chereneko x Mattie? Hmm. Interesting. I haven't done many pairings yet (except in this chapter I dedicated a HUGE section solely to RusAme and will do the same thing for RoChu and Ivan x Feliks.) 23. It's not Yao, because Yao's receiving the messages. Matilda's beside Yao and can simply talk to him - PLUS neither of them know Ivan's password. And it's not Ivan because Ivan's asleep next to Yao and Matilda. You're going to have to look between the lines to find the hacker, he's sneaky. Ivan Braginski: Da, he IS sneaky. Although, he is not that sneaky, no, no! I'll catch him. He will regret taking his
first breath once am I through with him, do not worry. ;)
[Lydiacatfish] :: The opposite of "waking up" would be "going to sleep". Just a guess. But, hmm. The Devil as a guess? Quite interesting... Thanatos Winter: The Devil? Really? That's actually my favorite card... I always seem to find that card when doing a reading, maybe it simply likes me.
[TABC] :: Kiku Honda: Hmm. Well it is naturally for everyone to be in a group. Is Facebook not a social network? I suppose that is a very reasonable answer, however. I would agree with you if I did not already know the answer. Vote number one for the hacker escaping! :) That's cool. I wouldn't mind an escaped hacker.
[WashuPeku] :: Vote two for the hacker escaping! =D Yao Wang: I don't agree with that decision, aru... -_- If he returns and bothers Ivan, that means I have to deal with him again! And I am already not liking this, aru! Don't add even MORE stress onto my life, I can't take it! Don't worry, nothing TOO bad is going to happen? I mean, you live, right, Yao? So just chill. ^^ Yao Wang: AIYAHH~! I HATE my life! [/headdesks] (Ignore him, he's a drama queen. XD) Oh, and yes: we can be soulmates. I'm glad someone likes my music as much as I do.
[Frostwhisker] :: That is so cute. ^^ Ali-my-sun. Oh sure, do a switch off. I certainly will enjoy talking to you both. Well, I hadn't known that Google Translate would be so faulty, I mean, shoot Google. Work with me here. Now hang on a second, there, Frosty. Just because you see the name "Winter" DOESN'T mean you're looking at General Winter.
It could be just a clever ruse. You never know. ;) Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oui, mon amie. She's right. I have the script in my hand and even I cannot figure out this backwards puzzle. Then again, this is life, no? Of course, the Hacker's identity I don't know. And, unless he does come back, I will never know. However, I will say this: you're getting colder. Not warmer, colder. And I use colder for a reason. ;) True, true. Killing him would have closure, but NOT killing him... well that just adds paranoia to everything, doesn't it? I love paranoia. Hmm. I see innocence too. Funny, great minds think alike don't they? But of course, they're no point in me telling you the answer, now is there? :) Oh, and for Ali-sun: You thought there were hints at RusAme there? Watch this. I'll give you RusAme. So that's a total of four for the hacker living. Awesome. ;)
[Phomma-chan] :: Chantal Zwingli: Holy crap. You're the only one who said the hacker should die so far. It's 4-1 now. And agreed. If I was involved with this arc, there would BE no more hacker. Trust me. All that would be left is sinew and bullet cases. An maybe some bones, if he's lucky.
[Map Of The Stars] :: First off: AY DIOS MIO. You went and reviewed EVERY chapter? I don't even have the desire to do that, and I write the thing! Wow. That's a Prussian feat right there, you seriously deserve a round of applause (or 30). But now to responding to your actual reviews: Warning, this may get LONG. 1. I know there are a lot of Facebook stories out there. The one that inspired me to start was KHFB! by Tweezers. Except I didn't really want each chapter to stand alone, I wanted them to connect. And this is the result. Jeanette Bonnefoy: Not just this. The result is me, all of the people that surround me and how life goes for us. THAT is the result. Akane's job is merely to record it. We actually have to LIVE through it. And non, it is not as much as a piece of cake as one may think. As Jeanette Solange Bonnefoy, I have a right to agree with my own statement. (I tend not to break the fourth wall while their responding to you, if you hadn't noticed. So they may sound a little... off.) 2. More like poor Adrian. XD He had to eat Arthur's scones. And he SURVIVED. Now isn't that just torturous enough? I shockingly got used to it, although I fought over a couple character's genders for quite a while
(the most notable examples being Ukraine, Belarus, and the Netherlands, who I'm actually STILL debating over). Haha, she does. =3 Making her into a girl was surprisingly easy than making Jeanette or Matilda into a girl. That's why Amelia appears in almost every chapter, because I understand her more. The others are still work-in-progresses sort of. Adrian Kirkland: Oh, that twit. Aisling's my older sister. While apparently I have a lot of Scottish spirit in me, she seems to be the incarnation of Ireland, which, by the way, is hilarious, especially because she tries to be the responsible one and she's far worse than all of us boys combined, that little slag. So, to answer your question: yes, Aisling is Ireland. You meet her again like, 16 or 17 chapters later as well. XD 3. Madara Galante: Cute isn't exactly the word I'd use to describe him, but... okay. I - I guess. ^^ I - I - I mean... he can have his cute moments b-but for the most port, not really... i-it kinda... depends on his mood? Or you? It's usually Yao that calls him a creeper, I just realized I did that. And people say that Arthur and Yao aren't in sync with each other. (Oh please. Chapter 19 has the best example of THAT. You can't get any more in sync than that). 4. Well, that's them. I figured they'd have some logical explanation to explain their lack of logic, so there it is. Ooh. Nice pairing suggestions, especially Elizabeta/Lule. I was totally planning on that. As for Gilbert/Jacques, I haven't introduced Jacques yet but he comes in during the Around The World In 7 Days arc, and just a little bit before that he's mentioned (he's a dear friend of Jeanette). There WILL be Ivan/Feliks. Only thing is, both of them will deny it. A LOT. But like Feliks said, Ivan sometimes just can't keep his hands off of people. ;) Hmm. Only thing about Ivan/Liane is Chantal. Chantal is already trying to keep Liane away from Nikita, but there's no way she'd let her near Ivan. Chantal and Lovino? Okay. I HAVE to do that now. I'mma do that in... well... somewhere. Gilbert and Elizabeta was a past couple (like Mattie and Arthur), but hmm. Spamano is a definite. I have that planned out to start right at the end of the Tsunderes Unite! arc. USUK will have its moments, although I'm pretty sure that the final pairing will be FrUK. You also have to remember, the two people I'm mostly aiming to set Amelia up with are Ivan and Adrian. OH. And GerIta. OF COURSE. Now that I grant. Lule Adnan: See, just because Feliciano doesn't want to deal with his own love life, doesn't mean WE aren't going to do anything to help him. There's no way we can just let THIS golden opportunity pass us by. 5. =_= Hmm. Let's ask a professional if that's a good-enough likeness. Adrian? Adrian Kirkland: That's a little TOO similar, lass. What, you're stalking my brother now or something? But remind me to use that emote when I bring him up next time, kay? HAHA. American's not a language yet. But no worries, once Amelia gets into office it will be. XD 6. Seriously? No, it's still on YouTube. It was last time I got on
YouTube, so... that's odd. Yay fanart! Most of it's the Italy brothers anyway, so I'm not complaining. Oh, thanks. I just wanted to do something different, that's all. I'm glad you like it though. Renate Edelstein: You're not actually at the house so don't get all excited.
It's sickening to be really. 7. Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesese~, I knew you loved me that much. [/hugs Map] As awesome as it is that this chapter made you that happy - no, this chapter is NOT awesome because Birdie disappears in this chapter! And I didn't learn about until later... Tch. They are so mean to keep something like that from me. 8. Yeah. That was so much FUN. No, seriously, being kidnapped by Gilbert was fun. XD Lule Adnan: Eh, that's fine, I barely pay attention to these early section anyway. So I sympathize with you. Be as lazy as you want, dearie, I ain't stopping you. 9. Very long. :D That's a world record, I think. I was fangirling while writing this chapter too, but, that's because I found zerochan and I was looking at pictures of Adrian. Adrian is so hot, my God. Plus around this time, I made Aeden and Aisling so I was like, YES! The Kirkland family is complete! (Well, almost complete. One more character to bring into the Kirkland house!) 10. Well, yeah. Just like how Arthur and Lovino are a lot alike yet I'm pretty sure they don't even meet in the anime, it's the same with Antonio and Yao. Plus, they're my two favorite characters - so bonding them was like taking peanut butter and combining it with jelly. Easy. Yao Wang: It's just - he's not Arthur, aru, and we all know that friendship is as backwards as it gets. But... yes. Antonio IS my friend, and he's a cool person to be around. Plus, and keep this on the down low, he taught me how to dance. ;) You mean the fic I never ended up writing because I got distracted by the world of sci-fi writing? XD Yeah, that one. But alas, do not worry, I have chapters one and two done and ready to be proofread, then submitted. 11. I like it too. :) I can't WAIT to get back to it, and it also doesn't help that I'm continuing it. Tch, I don't mind it too much. My fingers say otherwise, but y'know, they'll live. 12. Hera Karpusi: How...? Why...? Why would you stay up so late? The only thing I ever stayed up that late was... when I was... a baby. Mmhm. When I was a baby. Really, Map... not getting sleep is bad for you, you should know that. 13. No, I understand. I love him too, with his cute/annoying self~ Peter Kirkland: H-Hey! I'll settle for cute, but there's nothing annoying about me! I am Peter Llewellyn Kirkland and I will be known as everything but annoying! Okay. So prideful is what you'd like be known as. Seriously. But you can't blame him, look at his family. XD Wait, Ludwig/Berwald? Oh GOD, they have to have a moment now. I have been inspired. Antonio/Lule WOULD be funny, but Lule's into girls. Mainly because when I turned Sadiq into Lule, the mysterious, suave skirt-chaser didn't change much, i.e. at all. XD. Wait. Are you serious? Nikita and Matilda? Oh geex, that's funny. Although I'm pretty sure Gilbert would NOT agree to that. The Antonio/Elizabeth/Gilbert thing is interesting... I'll have to bring that into play with the past when I dip into some of the character's backgrounds. 14. Oh the bitch match between Maiken and Amelia has a reason behind it. Since I'll all but say the reason later on, I'll tell you now: Amelia dated Andersen for a bit. Maiken was crushed by the fact, and during that time period she was actually friends with Jeanette simply because they both had a common enemy. Jeanette and Amelia eventually solved their differences, but Maiken never did, mostly out of fear of losing Andersen to her again. 15. Well, Ivan's not perfect. I'm bringing out his flaws AND the one that Laima, Eduard and eventually Madara possess – the lack of ability to defend themselves. Ivan has a control over them that even HE doesn't understand, but that's because he loves them, and that's really the only way he knows how to love people. Where he learned that from will be revealed in chapter… 31. Yup. Chereneko Braginski: I have no say in this, do I? Despite the fact that by releasing the truth you have increased the chance of him returning to cause even more hell by one-hundred thirty percent? Holy – I thought it was only one-hundred TWENTY-NINE percent. That's a MASSIVE problem. That almost guarantees his return. Y'know, THIS is why I have Chereneko here, Map. He crunches all the numbers for me. 16. The comedy returned in chapter 14, actually. But, yeah. XD Comedy~ Oh, SuFin is seriously one of my favorite guilty pleasures. So when I'm not loving crack pairings, it's usually a SuFin shipping. XD If not that, it's UKChu. Because I love me some Arthur and Yao. 17. I know, Arthur's so full of it. But that's why we - and Jeanette - love him so. Yup, that puzzle was Gilbert! See, I can say that freely since the spellbook fiasco is over. Before I couldn't. Ooh. Normally, I would explain the Arthur/Lovino thing, but with the Tsunderes Unite! arc so close, there's almost no point. Let's just say it's not exactly what you might expect it to be. Lovino Vargas: You make it sound all damn mysterious, like it's actually someone people give a damn about. Tch. Really, Akane. That's because it IS significant, silly boy. Lovino just can't comprehend getting all of this attention. :) 18. [/currently can't respond due to lack of air because of hilarious Get Him To The Greek pun involving Kiku and Hera] Lule Adnan: [/burst into laughter] Oh, that is so true. Kiku is in LOVE with her, only thing is, she's too busy floating in frickin' cloud nine to care. I swear... if I had any interest, I would take Honda myself. No joke. 19. Arthur Kirkland: You know, that's unhealthly for you to stay awake for so long, really. It'll ruin your normal sleeping patterns, and plus, you won't have enough energy for tomorrow and - Okay, mom, chill. He always gets over-protective of people like that. It's ridic. YES! Another conversion! [/dances around] Serious, I love that pairing now, it's crazy. Yup. Aeden is Wales, Aisling is Ireland, Adrian is Scotland and Peter is Sealand! With the soon-to-be addition of Australia, we shall have the Kirkland family! :D I love this family. The Emerald Isle siblings is what I call them. Chances are I'll actually use that name in the series. 20. Yup. It took a while trying to find the characters for Cupido Aiutanti, because I wanted to make it a small group, yet it be able to cover practically EVERYONE in the series. And look at that, it ended up working. Cupido Aiutanti will be ALL OVER the Tsunderes Unite! arc since two of its members are heavily involved with that arc's feautre pairing. (Go Feli and Adri!) Eh, he gets slightly less creepy, but a bit more demanding and a lot more fragile. Fragility is key in this arc, since the four characters with the most iron-strong wills are tested and pushed. Amelia F. Jones: One of those is me! But I mean, c'mon. I'm the heroess. My will's as strong as STEEL, baby! Nothing can take me down. (Heheheh, I hope so...). 21. Neither am I. Writing Yao acting like that was crazy fun though. You also have to remember who it is that's interogating him. If it had been Matilda instead of Arthur, Yao wouldn't have been so rough. The friendship he has with Arthur is just as hateful as it is loving, and the two of them (since Yao's a bit of a tsundere himself) rarely ever reveal the loving half of their relationship. So, yeah. Welcome to Yao's life. Ohmygod, are you serious? D: Why would you stay up that late? Even I don't stay up that late (except to read HP7). The only other time was to update. XD 22. Ivan's also in more than one part. I like your logical thinking, it's because I think the same way. Great minds think alike. Arthur Kirkland: Not exactly. Wang has a great mind, but in case you haven't noticed, we're rarely in the same BOOK let alone the same page... and don't even get me started on Lo - Oh please, you two had the same mindset, you just don't want to admit it. Besides if you start ranting of Lovino, Jeanette'll strangle you. So I'm just going to save your life right now. Arthur Kirkland: ... [/rolls eyes] He'll thank me later. Oh don't worry, you'll get to learn about the SKELETOOONNNNN~ soon enough. XD 23. So do I, so I seriously feel your pain here. Well, he can't really help it. Not to make him unaccountable for his actions, but sometimes he really has no say in what he does to other people. Kinda sad really... But that's why the Hacker's here, you'll learn soon enough. Because SOMEONE had to have made him that way. Thanatos Winter: ... Don't blame this on me, i have nothing to do with any of this! Well, okay, not nothing, but still. I didn't WANT to be here in the FIRST place. He's mad too... he'll get over it faster than Nik-Nik though. XD
[Meso the Hanyu] :: Tch, maybe. My computer was being a dork that day, but I fixed it. So. Yay. Oh, really? 8D Tell your dog I love him too! ^_^ That's so cool. Hera Karpusi: Everyone wants him to escape… it's perplexing… I certainly don't want him to… you know… live. I think he should die. It's evil of me… but…
[Alice Barden] :: Ludwig Beilschmidt: Faulty logic is the existence of my brother. Not that. That actually does make quite a bit of sense… of course, I don't know the answer, so I'm going to have to rely on your guess. Cool guess. I didn't think of that. But you're right – Mattie and Yao have each other (and Ivan, but Ivan's snoozing), Adrian has Amelia (ha.). Cute observation.
[Readers-Section] :: There are worse things than death, actually. I'd rather be tortured and die than have to live with that experience. But that's just me. I don't know who else feels that way. Feliciano Vargas: I agree with you, Akane... I'd never - I couldn't live through that sort of thing either... it'd be too much. Good logic, it WOULD make a scarier impact. Slightly stereotypical of me to be as terrifying as possible, eh? Nice guess though. :)
[SuperA n Twch] :: Sleepiness? More like drunk-off-my-ass-ness, in Amelia's case. XD Silly girl. :) Oh, I know. I heard that from a Quizilla fanfiction with Arthur and Alfred, and I knew I just HAD to use it sometime. And plus, Watson. How much I love him. Yup. How she knew is because one day Arthur came over to wake her up and Adrian called him to ask what he was doing. And Arthur said, "I'll be home later, I'm just going to knock Matilda up first and then we'll see what happens after that." Well, Mattie woke up around that time and she completely panicked, and she ended up kicking him in the face and knocking him off the bed entirely. It definitely took the better part of ten minutes for him to explain what that meant (and that he wasn't some crazed rapist). Liane Zwingli: Oh! Thank you. :) Chantal and Renate are actually a couple. Liane thinks they're just friends, and is probably the only one who still believes that. Everyone else knows about it by now, but Chantal never got around to telling Liane, so Renate simply thinks she's just ignorant, when really, she has no idea. Liane Zwingli: Everyone says he's evil... I don't see it. [/tilts head] I mean, he's just misunderstood. And okay... he is a little odd with how he's obsessed with Ivan... that's creepy... but I mean - he's not a terrible person! No, the Hacker's Russian, and so is his brother, so no, they don't need Google Translate. As in hacker escaping now and dying later? Why of course there's that option!
[andthenshesaid] :: :D [/hugs back] I know, I love Adrian/Amelia! Almost as much as I love Amelia/Ivan (well, okay, so I love Adrian/Amelia more. I need to think of a cute name for them too.) Well, I already made Scotlamerica so... hmm. I'll have to think. But for some reason, Amelia Kirkland has a better ring than Amelia Braginski. Maybe it's because Amelia already sees herself as a Kirkland, just with a different one? I know. He did the exact same thing to Matilda and yet his mind jammed on that one possibility, just like Matilda's did. (said incident is written in the above reply). I don't blame you. My OTP at the moment is actually Sweden/Germany as of... I don't know, a minute ago? So, ah. It's just making Feliks's job more fun. Feliks Lukasiewicz: Um. Not really. Because with all of your relationship switch-ups, you are seriously throwing my head into this, like, roller-coaster-esque loop. And I'm honestly surprised I have NOT started screaming yet. ... Geez. How many of you are drama queens, again? Feliks Lukasiewicz: Well, let's see. There's Gilbert, who is , like the WORST drama king in the history of for-ever~! And then there's Jeanette, 'cause she's seriously screwed up in the head a bit, and Lule, 'cause she's an attention whore, and - Okay. This is going to be a REALLY long list. I just know it. I'd say it's my fault, but they're naturally overdramatic. What can I do about that?
[Zoos-Who] :: Vote number... dang it. I lost track. But the hacker escaping option is winning, I know that much. Nikita Arvolskaya: God knows WHY. Which that person would die... they need to... I'd do it for you if I had any say in this... ... He's kinda ticked off at him. MAINLY because of Chapter 26. But, he'll live, don't worry. And chill, Nikita, you can get revenge later. Nikita Arvolskaya: Ugh! [/flings knife at the wall] I want him dead NOW! Okay, okay, I'll get there eventually. (now you see why I don't bring Nikita up that much...) ^_^
[Demigod1315] :: Nikita, Nikita - he's just an attraction for trouble, isn't he? It did? Good, the more hints you have, the easier the sitution gets... for you and you only. XD Chereneko Braginski: For her and her only? ... D-Do I really want to know how screwed up this is, or no? No, you don't want to know, Cher-bear. Yes! More hacker escaping! I'm rooting for him to escape now, it's weird. Before I was itching to kill the prick. Nice job, you all, you convinced me otherwise.
[TJ Amorette] :: Ah, thank you! Since he wasn't official, I didn't have much to go on, but... :D I'm glad you like him. He's awesome. [/hugs Adrian] Well, when I first read that I spazzed out over it too. I seriously thought what he was saying was the American meaning, but turns out it wasn't - with made the fanfiction that much more fun. I love mistaken statements. XD Do they seriously call you that? O_O It's the opposite for me... I'm the innocent one. (Ironic, kinda - that shows you how horrible my friends are) And hey, France isn't a TOTAL pervert. He hasn't invaded anyone's bed yet in the middle of the night UNLIKE a certain adorable Italiano~ :) Jeanette's blond, actually, but it has a coppery undertone to it (because I found this really picture on HetaQuest that was almost exactly like Jeanette. I forgot, but I rant about it on some chapter. It's the reverse of Aisling's hair, I remember. Wow. People who have thrown out that theory never really supported it, but that is SWEET. Nikita WOULD try to terrorize Ivan into loving him. Only thing is... it's not him. Just - GEEZ, that's a good idea. I am so tempted to try something like that sometime in the future...
session twenty-five :: my best theory [jimmy eats world]
- monday, august 31st
PROBLEM SOLVING:
answer :: The Devil
conclusion :: the theme was innocence. the best clue for this was in liane talking about chantal and renate's relationship. gilbert had described her as being cute and innocent, while renate had said she was naive and innocent.
question :: what is the hacker's secret message?
hint :: you will now learn something that chereneko, kiku, yao and arthur don't know: the code is the one yao suggested, but reversed. so that means, the number 26 doesn't stand for Z, it means A. 25 means B, not Y, 24 means C, not X and etc. so, armed with this new information four days ahead of them, do you think you can solve it?
(Mobile) Ivan Braginski: Da, I am here~! What's the commotion for, Yao-Yao?
(Mobile) Yao Wang: A note.
Ivan Braginski: ... Is this necessary?
Yao Wang: YES! The note had a drawing of the Devil tarot card on the back of it!
(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo: More tarot cards...
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: Someone's a TAD obsessed.
Ivan Braginski: Hmm~ Just a little bit...
Antonio Carriedo: But really. Who would do this?
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Someone with a grudge.
(Mobile) Kiku Honda: Arthur-san, did you not hear the message that was written on this note?
Arthur Kirkland: I did.
Kiku Honda: That's not the message of someone with just a grudge.
Antonio Carriedo: Oh boy... where have I heard THAT before...
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: So that means it's a ghost?
Arthur Kirkland: You better hide Jeanette, Autumn's after you again. :)
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, look who has developed a sense of humor. ;)
Ivan Braginski: Yao, whoever it is won't get you. I assure you, da? You'll be okay. ^^
(Mobile) Madara Galante: I did see something odd though...
Ivan Braginski: Oh, you're so observant, Dara~ What did you see?
Madara Galante: A person. No one I knew either, but it was only for a moment, so I can't be completely sure...
(Mobile) Eduard von Bock: You mean the stranger lingering in the vicinity of Yao's locker, yes, I saw him too.
Madara Galante: You did? So, I - I'm not hallucinating or anything?
(Mobile) Laima Lauriniatis: This is weird... who could that be?
Ivan Braginski: Whoever it is wants to hurt my Yao-Yao. And that will not happen.
(Mobile) Nikita Arvolskaya: No it won't. Not if I have any say.
(Mobile) Nikita Arvolskaya: How are we supposed to catch a killer when you don't even know how the victim died?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Use math equations.
(Mobile) Laima Lauriniatis: ._.?
(Mobile) Ivan Braginski: A cute emoticon for a very cute Lithuanian~!
[Eduard von Bock and 4 others likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: What? It works for NUMB3RS!
Nikita Arvolskaya: But we're not in the FBI. Or mathemiticans.
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli: Well, this is also just a guess but - she probably drowned.
[Renate Edelstein and 12 others like this]
Renate Edelstein: I'm not even going to respond to that, Chantal...
Chantal Zwingli: Someone had to say it.
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: She either drowned - or was drowned.
(Mobile) Amelia F. Jones: Like Autumn...
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Because it must always go back to the Bonnefoy House...
Nikita Arvolskaya: Big brother's mother could swim though.
Amelia F. Jones: So someone did it on purpose.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: To get rid of her?
Eduard von Bock: It may be as simple as a vendetta...
Laima Laurinaitis: Or someone found her as a threat?
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Nikita Arvolskaya: Laima. Explain that.
Laima Laurinaitis: H-Huh?
Nikita Arvolskaya: What do you mean.
Laima Laurinaitis: Someone could have thought she was threat to something... m-maybe something that this person wanted?
Nikita Arvolskaya: Like love.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesese~ You're onto something, aren't you?
Nikita Arvolskaya: ... That something is right in front of me.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: ?
(Mobile) Feliks Lukasiewicz: Laima. Puh-LEASE remind me again WHAT you see in him.
[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 20 others like this]
Laima Laurinatis: ...
(Mobile) Nikita Arvolskaya is now friends with Thanatos Winter.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Who the hell is THAT?
(Mobile) Elizabeta Hedervary: Another Winter? If you know what's good for you, Nikita, you'd de-friend that bastard within the next THREE seconds!
[Nikita Arvolskaya likes this]
Elizabeta Hedervary is now friends with Nikita Arvolskaya.
Renate Edelstein: ... Are you seriously that lonely? If so, I will try to alleviate that as soon as possible.
[Elizabeta Hedervary likes this]
Chantal Zwingli: [/is repeatedly jamming the invisible dislike button]
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(Mobile/Mobile) Nikita Arvolskaya || Thanatos Winter: Peek-a-boo. I see you.
Thanatos Winter: What the -?
Thanatos Winter: Damn. What do YOU want?
Nikita Arvolskaya: How's your brother?
Thanatos Winter: My brother? Ha. Since when you did grow a heart and care?
Nikita Arvolskaya: Because. Underneath the surface, I've discovered an ugly secret. And if I'm not mistaken, he knows how it got there.
Thanatos Winter: I have no idea what you're TALKING about, you raving pyscho.
Nikita Arvolskaya: You might as well, Thanatos. You're on thin ice already, which he knows is a bad place to be, and you might as well tell me now, because I can see how you're drowning in your guilt.
Thanatos Winter: My guilt? I didn't DO anything!
Nikita Arvolskaya: Just shut up and stand still so I can kill you.
Thanatos Winter: You FUCKING PSYCHO!
Ivan Braginski || (Mobile) Thanatos Winter: How does he know?
Thanatos Winter: I have no clue, Genesis, what did you do?
Ivan Braginski: ... Let me think this over. Just shut up Than, let me think.
Thanatos Winter: Ugh.
Ivan Braginski: Damn. I messed up.
Thanatos Winter: GENESIS! And now he's coming after ME for it!
Thanatos Winter: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ivan Braginski: I tried to drown him... Nikita... when we were younger. I told him it was fun. And damn, he connected it.
Thanatos Winter: SO THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Ivan Braginski: What are you, scared of him?
Thanatos Winter: ... I. Hate. You. You know I'm scared of him, you selfish TWIT!
Ivan Braginski: Of course I know. Let me think again.
Ivan Braginski: Than. You're going to have to cover me.
Thanatos Winter: Why?
Ivan Braginski: I have to get rid of him.
Thanatos Winter: What, now?
Ivan Braginski: Of course not NOW. But soon. As soon as I possibly can.
Ivan Braginski: But first, let me throw off Yao and them one more time.
Ivan Braginski || Yao Wang: Wang Yao. Let's play a game.
Yao Wang: It's you...
Ivan Braginski: The equal signs are spaces. Each of the numbers, separated by dashes represent a letter. Are you ready to play?
Yao Wang: Why do I have to?
Ivan Braginski: If you don't, you won't save him.
Yao Wang: ... Okay. I'll play.
Ivan Braginski: Here's the clue.
Ivan Braginski: 13-18-16-18-7-26 = 19-26-8 = 6-13-7-18-15 = 8-22-11-7-11-14-25-22-9 = 7-19-18-9-23.
Ivan Braginski: Enjoy.
Yao Wang: ... AIYAH! You expect me to UNDERSTAND that trash?
(Mobile) Kiku Honda: So this person sent you a code, is that right Yao?
Yao Wang: Yes! And if I don't solve it, there's someone I won't be able to save. That's the message I received.
Arthur Kirkland: I've never seen anything like this... I'm so lost...
Yao Wang: What if... it's like that code where A is 1, B is 2, C is 3...
Chereneko Braginski: That can't be it. E is the most common letter in the alphabet, and it's almost impossible to avoid. And there's no fives.
Arthur Kirkland: Let's try it. If someone's life is at risk, I'd rather not take the chance.
Arthur Kirkland: MRPRGZ SZH FMGRO HVKGKNYVI GSRIW.
Chereneko Braginski: Yeah, that's not it.
Kiku Honda: We're going to have to do some research on codes.
Yao Wang: But Ivan can't find out. I don't want to concern him.
Chereneko Braginski: It better not be my brother. It CAN'T be my brother. I can't take this any more...
Yao Wang: It won't be. I promise.
Ivan Braginski: Chereneko~ What are you hiding from me?
Amelia F. Jones: Ivan~ It's none of your business~
Ivan Braginski: Yes it is. He is my brother. Therefore, it is my business.
Amelia F. Jones: Voyeur, Braginski. You're being one.
Ivan Braginski: Oh, Ameochka, you hurt me so~ :(
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Adrian Kirkland: XD Ameochka. Oh~ I am SO calling her that from now on.
Amelia F. Jones: Look, Braginski, Chereneko just wants you to be careful, alright?
Ivan Braginski: Oh really?
Amelia F. Jones: Yes! This Hacker guy seems like a nut!
Amelia F. Jones: I mean more nutty than your usual brand of nuttiness.
Amelia F. Jones: Which means he has to be seriously fucked up.
Ivan Braginski: I am not liking what you're writing Amelia~
Amelia F. Jones: Really. We have no clue what this guy's up to.
Ivan Braginski: If Nikita is right at all, I might know who it is...
Amelia F. Jones: That doesn't mean you're any safer!
Ivan Braginski: ^^ Are you worried about me, Ameochka? :)
Amelia F. Jones: Yeah... But only because some pyscho's after you!
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Ivan Braginski: Aw~ Amelia~ =3
Ivan Braginski: I love you too.
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Amelia F. Jones: Whoa, whoa, whoa - slow down a second there yet. I never said anything about THAT.
Ivan Braginski: Yet. ;)
Amelia F. Jones: Tch. Don't get your hopes up, comrade. ;)
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Jeanette Bonnefoy: Which means you might as well have her now. ;)
Lule Adnan || Jeanette Bonnefoy: Jeanette. You sneak. XD
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I can't help it. I am NOT going to lose to her.
Lule Adnan: Lose what?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Arthur, mon amie. :) Just because things are a little chaotic doesn't mean I still can't play MY game.
special agent akane: Wow. Only ONE vote to kill the hacker? That's hilarious, considering that before I let you guys pick I was going to kill him. I'm laughing on the inside. ^_^
special agent akane: So you guys had me thinking a little bit. Playing with some ideas on the hacker's return and some of his future stunts. One stunt I have an idea for involves Jeanette, but in order for you to understand the magnitude of the pain she feels from this, I have to find someway to introduce that part of Jean's history to you and explain it. But not during the Tsunderes Unite! arc. Because several of Jeanette's antics revolve around this part in her past. But I'll be delving into the histories of different characters lives eventually. I already started Jeanette's and Ivan's in depth viewing, did I not?
special agent akane: OH. The Bad Touch arc. Done. Jeanette's chapter will revolve around that event. ^_^ Yay! I forgot about that! Also while I'm at it, I'll explain another, slightly twisted side of the Bad Touch Trio's relationship. So be prepared for that, okay? Also, whenever the Hacker DOES return, he needs to connect with someone in order to reappear, in other words: the Hacker finds himself a new online relationship with one of the APH members. Only thing is, I can't exactly choose WHICH member. So the three I'm contemplating are: Laima Lauriniatis, Yong-Soo Im, and Elizabeta Hedervary. These three people will be revalent to the storyline anyway, but you get to decide how involved they get. Savvy?
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