SCENE TWENTY-FOUR: LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER
INT. COLLEGE CLASSROOM
*The scene begins in the classroom, with Emily walking slowly around the desk with the scissors in her hand. Without a look of surprise, she finds that Luke is not there. Emily turns back to Draco, who whispers, wide-eyed.*
DRACO: Well?
EMILY: He's g…gone.
DRACO: Where? We're stuck in a freaking classroom!
EMILY: Does t…that thing have a l…light?
*Draco looks mournfully at his camera, which is in pieces on the floor.*
DRACO: It did.
EMILY: Shh!
*The two pause, and a table is bumped in the shadows.*
EMILY: There!
*Draco turns and fires into the darkness.*
DRACO: Did I get him?
EMILY: Shh!
*A table is bumped further along, and Draco turns and fires.*
EMILY: Don't shoot!
DRACO: Why?
EMILY: F…Fire again.
*Draco tries, but the gun is empty.*
EMILY: T…That's why.
*Luke jumps out of the shadows screaming and jumps onto Draco, who falls to the floor. The gun falls out of his hand and comes to rest next to Dewey, who is still unconscious. Taking out his knife, Luke shapes to stab Draco, but Emily rushes over and pushes him off. They fall to the floor together, with Luke now wrestling Emily. He elbows her in the face and stands up, taking the time to kick Draco in the face, who collapses.*
LUKE (standing over Emily): I know it's a horrible cliché, Em…but any last words?
EMILY: S…shouldn't have done the big speech, Luke.
LUKE: Oh…and why's that?
EMILY: You really put y…y…your foot in it.
*Emily pulls out the scissors and stabs straight through Luke's foot. He howls in pain and drops his knife, but can not get his foot free. Emily grabs the knife and lunges forward, stabbing through his other foot.*
LUKE: Shit! You bitch!
*Emily jumps up and stands close to Luke, who is writhing in pain. He swings at she dodges it easily, and smiles.*
EMILY: Scary Movie d…doesn't seem so bad a…a…anymore, does it?
*Emily punches Luke, breaking his nose. He falls backwards, legs arched up with his feet still nailed to the floor. Emily grabs the handle of the knife, and Luke chuckles, in an immense deal of pain.*
LUKE: So what…you're going to gut me? I knew it…I fucking knew it…you're just like your brother.
DEWEY (weakly): Em…
*The two look over; Dewey has reloaded the gun and has slid it back over to Emily, who picks it up with glee.*
EMILY (not stuttering): …like father, like daughter.
*Emily shoots Luke in the chest; once, twice, thrice. He falls back, silent. A pool of his blood begins to cover the floor. Emily pulls out the pair of scissors and examines them in her hand.*
EMILY: Cut.
*She rushes over to Dewey, who is trying to get to his feet. She throws the scissors down on the floor and bends over to check on her 'father'.*
EMILY: Dew…Dad, you're OK…
DEWEY: Thanks to you…and…
*Draco pops up behind the two, making Emily jump. His nose is clearly broken and his face is covered in blood.*
DRACO: …thank me later.
*Draco drops to the floor next to Dewey. He looks at his camera in dismay.*
DRACO: I didn't even get it on film…Drew's gonna get me fired for this.
DEWEY: Sorry to hear it.
DRACO: …you could give me an interview, at least?
DEWEY: I don't know…I don't think that's a good…
LUKE (screaming): Aah!
*Out of the shadows, Luke comes running at Emily with the knife, pulled out of his foot, in his hand. She ducks down and he falls over her, headfirst towards the floor. Draco jumps over and grabs the scissors, opening them and holding them upwards. With a sickening squelching sound the sharp sides pierce both of Luke's eyes. He moans, then lays still with his head propped up in a grotesque fashion.*
DEWEY: Oh my God…that's disgusting…
EMILY: Eye, eye.
*Luke groans; Draco leaps up and stamps down on his head, hard. The scissors are now fully embedded in Luke's head; he is certainly dead.*
DRACO (out of breath): So…about that interview.
*Dewey and Emily look at each other, and begin to laugh in relief.*
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