READ THIS !!! A/N: This chapter is about if Emmett Were an MP. For those who don't know what MP Means like if you live in the U.S.A. MP means like Senator. Thats All I really know. It's like.. two steps up from the mayor, so like the ... Mayor ? of a Vally, or a little mroe than a district. Okay Anyways, This convo is from our Skeena MP (I live in Canada) Nathan Cullen. (Emmett Cullen Nathan Cullen Ehh ?? Coincidence ? I think not !) OMG He is Sooooo Funny !

Bold Yells, Regular Talks, Italics Whispers

---In the back of a Class room Emmett hasn't Arrived yet. The Teacher's name is ... Mr Goffinet... Sure Why not ? The kids are about.. 14, 15 or 16ish. There doing there things talking. Ya know slaking off---

Girl 1 (Lets call her .. Autum): Hmm Emmett Cullen. What does he look like ?

Girl 2 (She'll be Justine): Well From his posters he looks like a Really Hott Gay guy.

Girl 3 (Her name will be.. Kaitlin): Yeah he does a bit actually now that you think of it.

Autum: No way ! What if he is Like Mr Hiltz's Lover!

Justine: you don't Seriously think that Our Principle is gay do you ?

Kaitlin: I walked in on him listening to Beyonce. I have no doubts.

Autum: Just picture it. When he walks in, He'll like talk, ya know Be all boring and Stuff Then Mr. Hiltz Knocks on the door... Dun Dun Dunnn !

Justine: Haha ! Yeah He's all. Sweetie ? I mean Err Emmett Could I talk to you in the hallway ?

Kaitlin: Yeah then Emmett will be like. "Oh you little Devil !" Then Emmett Jumps into Mr. Hiltz's Arms and they walk down the hallway.

Autum: What the hell ? hahah !

Random Guy: Okay He's Here !

Mr. Goffinet: Well Where is he ?

Emmett: I'm right here !

Mr. Goffinet: --Like an Excited Girl seeing her Crush-- Oh ! Your In the Door way ! I see you !

Emmett: Umm... Hi ?

Mr. Goffinet: Okay So We are going to Start with the Q&A Now So People stand up in the Order we arranged.

Emmett: Wait! Actually I Would like to intoduce myself to you ... Peeoopplllee ? well I Guess your not people yet. Well I am Emmett Cullen

Talon: Supp Cullen !

Emmett: Hey Man ! I like your Hoodie ! That is some nice shiz. How much was it ?

Talon: Meh like 250 or somthin I got it for Christmas.

Emmett: Yes that is alot but thats the price we must pay for Fashion I guess...

Autum Justine and Kaitlin : Yeah ! Damn Rights ! You Rock !

Emmett: Yeah I'm good. Okay you can like.. Talk now. I guess.

Liam: Thats me. What was your Confrence is Balai Indonesia (SP?) About ?

Emmett: Well I went there for a Global Warming Confrence. We basically talked about how it will affect everyone. But Enough with the Boring stuff, I Like Saw Leonardo

Decaprio And George Clooney ! Yeah I know Ahh ! Awsome. I Don't know why they were there. It's like they care apparently or something like that. Their secratary

probably just booked it for them so they like look good. Next !

Amanda: Hello Mr. Cullen My name Is Amanda. How do you feel about the increasing matter of Rapes and Robberies ?

Emmett: Well Lets clear a couple of things up. First It's Not rape if you like it. Am I right ? And Two I know all of you have seen "Borat" Yes. It is true In Canada And United

States Women DO Have the chance to choose who they have sex with Sorry Guys but Yeah. --Aww!'s Are herd from the class-- I think It is wrong. And Discusting. And

good God ! Do you know how much money this country spends on Abortions ? Jesus ! Next !

Amanda: But you didn't finish my Question !

Emmett: Sorry But it is VERY Boring. Suck it up Princess we live in the real world you don't get everything you want.

Guillaume: Hey, My name is French And you won't be able to say it so I'm not going to. If you could vote in the United states Election this year who would you vote for ?

Emmett: Interesting.. Have you notice that like Usually All the President are Old Fat Rich white Guys ? And Most of the time are Bald ? I kinda bugs me. So thankfully this year. No one is a Old Fat Rich Guy ! Haha ! It's amazing. Like Well Lets Hope that Hilary Clinton isn't an Old fat Rich White Guy Or Else Bill has some explaining to do. And Barrack Obhama Is Obviously not White. Or else he's just like.. A Reverse Micheal Jackson And let me be the first to say that One Micheal Jackson in the Worl dis Enough. So Quickly the Answer would me Barrack Ohbhama NEXT !

Shania: Hi Mr. Cullen My Name is Shania and I want to know how you feel about Farmed Salmon.

Emmett: Farmed... Salmon ? Well I don't really Eat Human Food--I Mean Err... Because I am from Mars ! Ahahahahah! No Ah Actually Have you Ever like With you eyes Like REALLy Seen a farmed Salmon ? Yeah It is discusting. It is Like.. Blue... It is making me shiver thinking about it. And they have no room to breathe they stuff so many Salmon into like.. The size of a your gym. I know thats pretty big but Jesus ! There are so many Freaking fish ! Those poor bastards that want some pirvacy to get it on have no room ! And I don't really get the whole fish sex thing. It doesn't really.. work. Cell Phone rings And the ring tone is Stars By the Weepies The Old Navy Remix --Kids give him strange look-- What ? it's a Good song. Meh This is only My agent I don't need to get it.

Shania: If you were Prime Minister Please tell me this isn't how you would Rule your country

Emmett: Oh Shut up ! Next Question

Shannon: Could you please Explain A regular Week as an MP ?

Emmett: What no Name ? Fine I'll call you No Name How'd Ya Like them Apples ? Well ACtually After this I am flying to Vancouver. Them To India Then Back to Vancouver Then to Winnipeg then to Toronto Then Vancouver Then Bella Coola Then Smithers Then Vancouver Then Kentucky Then Vancouver Then China And Vancouver Then Terrace. Yeah. So stick that in your little... Your little Juicy Box's and Suck it ! I am probably going to fly more in this next week then you will in your litte Pathetic Lives. Oh There was This one time I was soo Tired ! I was in Singapoor I was like Okay. I need to get to Singapor ASAP And the Secrataery Was like I'm sorry you rin Singapor Then I'm like Uh I don't think you get It I need to GET to Singapor. The Chick was All Umm I'm Sorry Sir But We are in Singapor Then I looked around And saw all the Welcome to Singapor Signs I'm like.. Oh...Well then. Haha NEXT !

Maryssa: Hi I'm Maryssa How do you Feel about Global Warming ?

Emmett: Okay. Well It is Very Bad. Not only will Some People die. The Rest of us will be like Walking around in Bikini's. And no offence Mr. G For some people it just won't be pretty.The Nudist Beach's will be more populated then ever. Things Will be like Insane. And Some people Just say Big deal so the Ocean will rise like 3 meters. So What ? Well Er News Flash ! There are some countrys Who are like only 3 meters above sea Level It would Be like Taking a bath. Like All the time. Fun right ? Not! Do you know How many Freakin Rubber Duckys China Will need to supply the world with ? I'd rather Not. Next !

Dylan: How do you feel About China's Major Devolping ?

Emmett: Oh My God ! Have you Ever BEEN To China ! It's like Freakin insane. Those little Whiz kids can like Make more Energy in one freakin day then we do in have a year. Ha Yeah ! They Could In my personal opinion Take over the Freakin World Man ! It's scary. They may dress like freaks but They will Blast your ass in a nucleor War. Thats why no one picks on China. My Time is Up ! Huzzah ! Ko Nechi wa (SP?) BETCHS ! I'm out !

Mr.Goffinet: Okay. Mr.Cullen Everyone ! He's in town till about 5 minutes. I'd like you all to write comments on him While I go into the Bathroom and Shove my finger down my throat until I puke.

A/N: I now It wasn't that Funny. Sorry. Oh Well. But This pretty much was From All of a Conversation from Nathan Cullen. It was Good Times. Everything was from the Convo Except The I don't eat Human food Cas I'm from Mars Shiz That was just cas He is a Vampire Stuff. Reveiws ! I will Love you forever If you do. Thank you SOO Much those of you who Reveiw Almost Every Chapter. Thanks Sooo Much. Remember Out Goal ? 50 Reveiw Were only at 34 So lets make it Happen !