Day three of my mom not coming back to home. She went to Japan and she said she be there for a month. How am I going to do shopping? I quit my job to work on this shitty story. So I don't have any money to buy food. There's like one pack of meat and a few broccoli in the fridge. Milk and cereal almost no more rice... Guess I can eat one meal per day.
"The Hero always shows up fashionably on time," Yang says patting my back. She was impressed with my new outfit, but I wasn't. I liked my jeans and jacket although I love the armband. I guess I should adopt this as my new emblem I guess. Uhhhh! I'll do that later right now it's ass kicking time.
"Where were you!?" Blake asks me. Well Q made me read the manual of how this suit works, he doesn't want his poster boy to explode and give Schnee Dust Company [Mostly him] look bad. Then after that the suit took an hour to put on then preparing my weapon for combat took even longer. So then Q send me to combat but he had to call in an airship because he can't just bring his cargo ship into battle.
"The old man was picky..."
"SHUT UP!" Q shouts into my earpiece. Damn, I forgot about the earpiece on my right ear.
"Weiss's fake uncle!" Ruby shouts as she heard Q's voice blasting off the earpiece.
"It's Q! Anyways. Weiss are you safe pumpkin?" Q ask his "niece".
"Yeah, uncle Q. But why did you just jump into combat, you dunce! Now we all are going die!" Weiss shouts slapping my head the same way Q slapped my head the last chapter. I rubbed my head trying to make the pain go away.
"Then let's all die together," Yang says... Wow... Real positive here. EVERYONE ROUND OF APPLAUSE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! When we stop living. See that's a good quote, "We're all gonna die. When we stop living." Morgan Freeman 2k15. Dunk master of memes here!
I look at my team, and I saw the fear in their eyes. Those eyes never got me bored when I was an assassin, but when I saw it on the people I love... It fuels the fire in my heart. "Die? Pfft! You guys sit down and take a breather." I told them. Then I push a piece of a building over to them to let them sit. It took a while but I eventually got there.
"This is no time to joke," Blake tells me. AND I'M NOT JOKING!
"Just sit and let me do it alright little sis? Big brother is going to teach these Grimms a lesson when-" I stopped my sentence when I felt something sharp hitting the side of my head. My body collapse due to the pressure the projectile sent through me.
"SOICHI!" Weiss shouts my name. I raised a hand to tell them I was alright. Then I got up and I looked at the direction the projectile was shot at. To my surprise, I saw a Diamond Dust assassin reloading his sniper rifle. The man aimed at me again, once he got a clear look of my head. The person pulls the trigger and shot my forehead.
Falling down again I started to groan. Then I felt the heat of my heart surging through my body. Boy, that guy just messed up; he got me piss and you do not like it when I am piss. "I'm mad..." I stated as I got up quickly. Then I have been shot down again; I lay on the ground the third time feeling the heat of my heart fading away.
"Do you need help?" Ruby asks me trying to help me up. Holding out my hand I signal Ruby that help was not needed. Getting up the last time I was ready to go on the offensive. The Diamond Dust assassin fire a bullet at me and I caught it with my left hand.
"DUDE! This suit is awesome! The nano-fiber reduces all the impact of that bullet!" I exclaim after I saw the bullet in my hand.
"Of course! You won't expect anything less from Schnee Dust Company's best Arms Dealer." Q spoke out from my earpiece again.
"That's uncle Q's nano-fiber." Weiss states. The assassin tried to fire again but I caught that bullet as well. Yo, I feel like Neo right now, no not Neopolitan. Neo from The Matrix. Except that he never caught a bullet, he just freezes the bullets in the air. Dude! I want to try that bullet-dodging scene from the first movie.
Grimms soon notice me and my team and charge at us. My team reloads their weapons except for Weiss... She just made the revolver revolve... "Uh, ba, ba, ba, ba! I said sit. Let me handle this." I told them and I grab my weapon that was attached to my back.
"Is that your new weapon?" Ruby asks me and I smirked at her. It was a gun much similar to the one's the Atlesian Knight-200 were armed with. Instead, this customized by Q, so it had a revolving grenade launcher on the bottom of the barrel. Then between the trigger guard and the grenade launcher Q went crazy and attach a Jitte on it... I guess it's for close combat... On the left side of the rifle was a two-by-six small missile silo. Then on the right side was the laser sight. What's special about this rifle that differents it from the other is that it had a revolver that held Dust. So it's model like a Revolver with a revolving grenade launcher below the barrel a launcher that contains small missile on it's left side and a laser sight on the right side. The wheels were full of Dust... Oh and a Jitte between the revolving grenade launcher and the trigger guard... That's one messed up baby... I mean gun!
I charged into the Grimms and set the rifle to semi-automatic fire. I pull the trigger and it fires four shots killing the Grimms instantly. My magazine had about forty bullets in them. So if it takes four shots to kill a Grimm then I would only take out ten of them... Ok subtract ten from a million and you get... A FUCK TON OF GRIMMS I STILL NEED TO KILL!
Some Grimms got close to me so I used the Jitte to slice them and point the barrel of the rifle below their chins and blow their brains out. The grenade launcher revolves once and I fire it at a group of Ursas. Then it revolves again reloading itself and I fire it at the giant Nevermore in the sky killing it instantly. Then I continue to fire normal bullets at the Grimms and once in a while cut them down with my Jitte. My rifle clicks telling me it was out of ammo.
"Well... MISSILE TIME!" The silos open up and reveal a unpointed missile painted red. I pull my trigger and the missile store in silos one and two fire at a nice group of Grimms. The missiles zoom through the air and flies like crazy before they collided with their target. That took out at least twenty of the Grimms I guess. I fire another a grenade into a King Taijitu's mouth causing its head to explode. "Waste..." I said.
I heard a Nevermore scream and I lifted my head up to see the Nevermores fired their Fatal Feathers at me. Using my armored forearm I swiped the feathers away from me. Then I aimed at the Nevermores in the sky when the laser was shaking around the Nevermore's body I fire all the remaining missile in the silos. Silos three, four, five, and six's missile hit six out of ten billion Nevermore in the sky.
Hey! Ironwood's fleet is actually defending the skies pretty good. I didn't know that because the flying Grimms disappears before their bodies hit the ground. I unlock the empty magazine and grabbed a new one on my right waist and lock it into the magazine slot. This time I just set my rifle on automatic fire and held my finger down on the trigger. I played this like one of those RPG shooting games, like Call of Hunters or RemantField, CounterDust Global Warming.
The magazine empty so quickly so I grabbed my other magazine and reload the rifle. While reloading a Boarbatusk used its spinning move at me. When it was close to hitting me I slam it away from me with my rifle. My missile launcher was badly damaged but good thing there wasn't any missiles left in there. I continue to fire my rifle which was set on automatic mode. Soon I used all six of the spare magazines Q had given me.
"Well... No more bullets." I announce; so I fire the remaining three grenades store in the six slot revolving grenade launcher. The Dust revolver spins until it was at Ice Dust. Pulling the trigger the grenade discharges at a group of Grimms. When the grenade made contact with the ground everything turned to ice within a certain radius. Grimms were frozen, the ground was cover with ice as well.
My grenade launcher revolvers and so did the Dust as well. My rifle's Dust was set to fire Dust, then I fire my second to the last grenade on this revolver. The group of Grimms that was near the impact of the grenade was set on fire. They run around spreading the fire to their friends as well. Stupid! Then my grenade launcher reloads and my Dust revolves to be at the Earth Dust. Now this is really interesting. I shot the last grenade and let the empty grenade launcher fall to the ground.
The Grimms were getting smarter and they know to run away from my grenade, but when the grenade hit the ground it bounced off and nothing happen. The Grimms thought it was a false alarm and charges at me without any consideration of what my grenade had done. The ground around the grenade shakes and a giant hole appears on the ground sending the Grimms falling to their deaths.
I walked over to the hole and look at the Grimms that were disintegrating. "STUPID!" I shout at them. Then I grab the spare revolving grenade launcher on my left waist and attach it beneath the barrel of the rifle. More Grimms approached me kicking away broken building parts and other objects on the ground. I could have used my wind Dust to blow them away but it wouldn't kill them. My thunder Dust only works against machinery.
"Fuck it!" I rotate the Dust chamber so it was set to ice Dust again. Then I fire all six grenades one after another at the Grimms. Some Grimms moved aside and let the ice Dust grenades hit the Grimms behind them. It didn't stop them that much, but now I was almost out of ice Dust. The Grimms were so close to me and there was too much of them. My Jitte is only used for one on one and I have nothing else... OH WAIT!
I grab the front of the rifle and pulled it off. Then I spin the Dust chamber so it's on the fire Dust. "Burn baby," I told the Creep Grimm and winked at it; something Yang would do. Then I press the trigger and flames sprout out of the barrel burning everything I see. YEAH! VALE! LAND OF THE BEACON STUDENTS! AND HOME OF THE GRIMMS! VALE!
Even though I took down a good number of Grimms there were still too many of them left. We were able to slow their advance but the Grimms were still running to my classmates that were defending their position with everything they have. My fire Dust ran out and I switch to the thunder Dust then that ran out and I use the last of my ice Dust. ICETHROWER! FLAMETHROWER! AND THUNDERTHROWER! EY! LMAO! I just realize it's like those legendary birds of that game where you trap animals in tiny balls and force them to fight for your entertainment. Yeah, that was a brutal game that was sued by many parents.
I spray out some earth Dust and strike it with the last of my fire Dust hardening it. Now there was a makeshift sword covering the barrel of the rifle. Combine with the Jitte it was now a full sword with the body of a rifle. I slice more Grimms with the Jitte then I finish them off by stabbing their hearts. All this combat wore the dexterity of the Jitte. Soon the Jitte breaks along with the makeshift earth sword.
"Uh oh..." I said and I smile nervously at the Beowolf in front of me. It snarls its fangs at me; raising its claws I raised my rifle to protect me. The Beowolf swiped the Dust chamber and activated the air Dust. The Dust blows us both away I landed on a piece of rock and he landed on his friends. Looking at my rifle it was in no use anymore. "Q..." I tapped my earpiece he didn't reply to me. A giant Goliath runs at me ready to squish me like a pancake.
"YANG SMASH!" Yang screams as she punches the Goliath killing it. To my right, I saw Ruby and Blake fighting the advancing Grimms.
"Don't try to do everything by yourself," Blake tells me when she got the chance.
"We're a team," Yang tells me and gives me my daily headlock.
"So let us help share the pain," Ruby says. I didn't know what she meant but I still smile. Weiss reach out to grab the spare Dust vials on my back.
"You're a dunce you know that. A really reckless dunce." Weiss says refilling her Multi-Action Dust Rapier with the vials of Dust. "But that's something that makes you attractive." She says blushing.
"Aw." Ruby and Yang awes at Weiss.
"SHUT UP!" Weiss shouts at them. Her face burns red while shouting at the half sisters.
"So stop trying to do everything by yourself. You got us." Blake says and Ruby corrects her.
"No. Us!" Ruby says holding her arms out at the other warriors behind us. Everyone rushed towards us all ready to fight again.
"Thanks for attracting the Grimms attention," Pyrrha tells me.
"We had time to regroup," Neptune tells me giving me his shining smile.
"Now it's time for payback," Coco says brandishing her minigun. I sighed and decided to give up on trying to protect everyone by myself. I powered up the last weapon Q gave me before he sent me to the battlefield. The yellow lines running from the glowing power conduits shines and turns red.
Glynda walks up to me and rubs my armband. "Reckless like your mom," Glynda says with that stoic face of hers. I looked at our army and I look at the Grimms country of killer beasts. A tiny island of non-professional warriors versus a sea of beasts. And we have some dumb robots that can't take down a single Grimm by themselves.
"Shitty person." Q speaks from my earpiece.
"Now you answer! I called you ten minutes ago!" I tapped my earpiece and then yelled at him.
"I'm sorry equipping the rocket-propellers took an hour! You want your weapon to land in the ocean?" Q says sarcastically.
"So it's ready right?" I ask him ignoring the sarcastic comment. I heard Q sigh and took a deep soothing breath.
"Yep. Hold out for three minutes. We're sending it to your location right now." Q tells me and I jump in excitement.
"Wait. So you're telling me that rifle wasn't your new weapon?" Ruby asks me and I nodded.
"Of course not Ruby. Uncle Q just customizes the Atlesian Knight's rifle." Weiss informs the weapon nerd.
"That's awesome... I really want him as my teacher." Ruby says with her eyes shining brighter than the stars.
"Three-minute let's go!" Yang shouts and propels herself into the wave of Grimms charging at us. Well time to use the last of my weapons; a new Goliath charges at me and I power up my arm. I caught its tusks and held it in place. The Dust flowing through my armor increases trying to match the Grimm's monstrous strength.
"Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!" I said as I gave my all trying not to get run over by this oversize elephant... Bake does that Levi twirl and slices the Goliath's head off freeing me from the Grimm's hold. "Thanks, babe!"
"I'M STILL HERE!" Weiss shouts at me from off screen. We were doing so good in like the first minute, we held our ground. But once the Grimms continue to pour in and outnumber us. We needed to back up, even with professional Hunter and Huntresses in the battle we were still losing.
"Remember! Our objective isn't to repel the Grimms. But to wait for more reinforcement and give time for the civilians to evacuate!" Oobleck shouts as he sprays fire at the Grimms.
"That's boring!" Q shouts from my earpiece the same time I shouted the same words as well.
"I'm here for the money! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!" Q says and I muted him, and I swear I could hear him cussing in my mind. The power conduits around my body detach the power cell. My suit power down and stop glowing, this meant I was fucked. No more power in my suit that means I had to rely on my aura to protect me. Looks like I didn't need to, my weapon was already in the air. Shooting across the sky like a rocket... I mean it is in the rocket form.
"Come to papa!" I said then I realize Q had overshot the rocket. "NO NO NO NO!" I shout as I run forwards and towards the group of Grimms.
"SOICHI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Blake yells at me as she saw me walking the opposite direction of where everyone else was walking.
"Is he insane!?" Yang asks. I didn't care that a Harambe- I mean Beringer Grimm was in front of me. The gorilla Grimm tries to smash me onto the ground but my rocket beat him to it. My rocket slams onto his head and squashes the dude like a pancake.
"WOOOOOO! IT'S HERE!" I shout as I look at the rocket embedded into the ground.
"That's-" Ruby starts.
"Your-" Weiss continues.
"New-" Blake says next.
"Weapon?" Yang finishes the sentence. I turned my head around and nod at them with a giant smile on my face.
"Open it up! Quickly!" Weiss shouts at me as she summons a glyph to protect me from an attack by a Beowolf. I walked up to the rocket and I grab the handle. It scans my fingerprint and beeps telling me I was its right owner. Then I turn the handle ninety degree and the rocket parts snapped off. Then I toss the handle behind me hitting a Beringer.
Then I grab the handle of the actual weapon and show it to my team. They were shocked and confused at the same time. "IT'S A BLOCK! A GIANT BLOCK!" Yang shouts after she snapped out of her stun state. Looking at the new weapon it is a rectangular prism twice the size of me. By width and by length.
"YOU CAN'T EVEN LIFT IT-" Weiss starts shouting at me but when I touched the weapon my aura spreads through it as well. Then it felt like a normal extension of my body and I lift it up making her shut up. Then I put one face of the prism on my shoulder and stare at them.
"So. Who's the first Grimm to-" I started talking and I heard the Beringer behind me roar. I turned around and saw it walking up to me slowly. Each time it gets closer I had to tilt my head upwards to look at its head. Then it roars at me and I smirk at it; the Beringer tried to grab me but I moved my prism with my left hand. His right-hand slams into my prism and he's struggling.
The Grimm couldn't push against my strength so it decides to grab the weapon and toss it away. But it can't do that as well, the Beringer roars in anger and I gave it a smug look. "Looks like your first," I told the Beringer than I swiftly smash the prism into the Grimm's head. After the gorilla Grimm was out cold I turned my head to Coco's direction.
"COCO!" I yell at the leader of team CFYV; the brunette stops shooting her minigun and looks at me. "PLAY! MY! SHIT!" I yelled at her. Coco grabbed her scroll and change her heavy metal into my playlist. This Will Be The Day starts to blast out from nowhere. The Beringer that I knocked out stood up once again and tries to slam me like a snicker bar.
I slam his hands away from me and then I smash the bottom of the square ends of the prism into a Beowolf's head instantly killing that Grimm. Then I squash a Creep Grimm that popped out from the ground. Then I continue to play Whack-a-Mole Grimm edition. The Beringer tries to attack me again and I felt annoyed. I smash the square face of my rectangular prism into his chest.
"Hey... You're annoying. So listen to some Justin Beaver." I told the Beringer. The square end of my prism opens and machines inside of it move aside to reveal a speaker driver found in the boombox and other auditory devices. "Cover your ears everyone!" I told them and I turned up the music in my earpiece. I press the trigger on the handle and the drivers sent out a ripple through the air. It went in and then out the Beringer; after a while, a high pitch sound rang through everyone's ears. Good thing I was listening to music or else my ears will bleed.
The Beringer starts to bloat and then he blows up in front of me as I gave a mischievous smirk. The flying Grimms in the sky was hit by the ripple and they exploded as well. "THAT HURTS!" Ruby exclaims rubbing her ears to get the ringing sound out. I turned my music down again and give them an asshole smile. I turned my music up again and continue to blast sound at the Grimms making them explode.
"Stop that!" Blake shouts at me while covering her ears. At least the Grimms are dying, they should be happy that I'm doing all the work. I continue to blast sound at them and soon sound wasn't coming out of the drivers anymore. Of course, I still had music blasted into my ears. I couldn't hear my weapon beeping and the sound of the trigger telling me there was no more ammo. I realize this when a Goliath ram its tusk into me.
"Aw, that hurts," I said after the Goliath slams me into a building. Everyone got their hearing back and resume the fight. The Goliath tries to crush me under his legs but I swiftly slam the prism into his tusk. One of the white tusks snapped off and killed him. Oh shit... I forgot about the Colossal Tita- I mean the Colossal Grimm. The dude was literally in front of the door into Vale.
"Retreat!" Oobleck was shouting over and over again. Oh hell no! Ain't nobody got time to retreat. Everyone slowly retreated as they let the Grimms pick out their new homes. But I wasn't going to just stand here and watch my favorite stores and crying corners be overrun by these hideous creatures that look like your mom. DAMN! I got one! I got a roast for myself. If my face was a historical moment it would be The Great War... With terrorists... On Ronald McDump's election day November twenty-eight. Never letting that go!
"Ey. Shitty person. Stop playing around." Q tells me and I gave a smug look. My team ran up behind me.
"I know that look. You have something big don't you?" Ruby asks me as she reloads her magazine.
"Tell us what to do!" Yang says having that passive but aggressive look with those red eyes of hers.
"Just watch me," I told them.
Everyone turns their head to look at me again. I use my right hand to brush off the dirt on my dark navy colored long coat cape. Then I pull the handle out and the end with the speaker drivers pop off. Four huge cannons arranged in a two-by-two formation were brandish.
"What is that?" Blake asks as she saw the massive cannons.
"You know what they say," I said while my eyes were closed. Then I open them. "Bitches love cannons," I said and everyone tilts their heads to the side in confusion.
"Huh?" Everyone said in sync. So I demonstrated this new form of my weapon to them. I pointed all four barrels at the first Grimm I set my eyes on. Then I pulled the trigger each of the barrels fired a straight beam of pure red plasma energy. The beams darken the area around us and it disintegrated the giant golem Grimm I set my eyes on. While my hands were still on the trigger the beam didn't stop. It went past the golem and into some Goliaths, into Beringer, and then a pack of Grimms.
The red beam didn't seem to end and stretch our infinitely. While my finger still was pulling the trigger I move the barrel to the right and left disintegrating parts of the Grimm's body. After that, I release the trigger and the beams stop at the same time the area around us brighten up again. Looking around I saw the Grimms were far away from us now. My weapon had just annihilated the front line of the Grimms.
"Impossible... That's... Forty percent of the Grimms he just wiped out." Ironwood took a guess as he had an aerial view.
"IMMA FIYARING MAH LAZOR!" I shouted and then I look at my team and smirk at them.
"That's... Broken! Please nerf!" Ruby says and this is a pretty balance. I wanted to tell Ruby it is balanced but a shadow looms over us. The small size Colossal Grimm was behind our walls now. Let's see if my weapon can destroy the Grimm in one shot. Lifting my two-by-two cannons at the Grimm I took a clear shot. Then I pulled the trigger and without delay or charging energy the laser fired off once more.
The area around us darkens again and I watch all four red colored laser shoot at the Colossal Grimm. "Please don't have a shield! Please don't have a shield! Please don't have a shield! Please don't have a shield! FUCK!" I thought to myself internally. When the beam collided with the Colossal Grimm the Grimm's built-in shield activated. It pushes my beams aside and around him but I still didn't give up.
"PENETRATE HIM! PENETRATE! PEN! NET RATE! HIM!" I shout out unaware of what I was saying. My laser got smaller and smaller and then it stopped even when I was still pressing the trigger. The cannons were melted and were dripping liquid metal. The heat the laser gave off was too intense for the cannons so this is what happened.
"It has a barrier." Weiss states and I try to detach the four huge cannons on my weapon.
"Grandma..." I called my auntie. I caught her attention and I ask her something. "If I take out this Colossal Grimm... I want to be rewarded." I told her.
"Are you serious?" She asks me. Glynda was on the edge of the iceberg right now, she doesn't want to tolerate with me anymore.
"If I'm going to be the Hero of Vale. Then I want a proper award." I told her as I smash a Boarbatusk with the burning cannon.
"Speak Soichi. I shall grant you anything." Ironwood says through his Airship's announcing... Speaker... Thingy... Yeah, I should focus in class more so I know what those things are called.
I gave a smirk and I clench my fist. "I want... My team!" I pointed at them with seriousness in my eyes. "TO COSPLAY!" I shouted and everyone dropped their weapons.
"What?" Ruby asks me.
"I WANT YOU GUYS! TO FIRST DRESS UP AS A MAID AND SERVE ME WHILE CALLING ME 'MASTER'! THEN I WANT YOU GUYS TO DRESS UP IN A BUNNY OUTFIT AND HOP AROUND! THEN I WANT YOU GUYS IN A KIMONO! LASTLY! A BIKINI!" I shouted. My background turned to hearts while to my left was Ruby wearing a maid outfit next to Ruby was Weiss wearing a bunny outfit, to my left was Blake in a kimono and next to Blake was Yang in a bikini.
"YEAH!" All the boys cheered out.
Well, this is going to be a fun story. I mean we all know that Soichi won't kill the Colossal Titan. Anyways thanks for leaving a review always love those people telling me I'm shit normal comments are welcome as well. Don't follow or favorite and don't taze me bro. CHILL!