MrPrankster: You know what to do! (And mortals, feel free to be as honest as possible.) Today's spotlight is on… ATHENA!
SeaweedBrain: That woman scares me.
WiseGirl: Percy!
SeaweedBrain: What? He said to be as honest as possible.
SeaLord: That's right, he did. So here's my completely honest opinion. Athena SUCKS! She's such a know-it-all! She always goes around rubbing her so-called "smartness" in everyone's faces! It's no wonder she doesn't have any friends!
WiseOwl: POSEIDON! I do too have friends! And I am the goddess of wisdom! What do you mean, "so-called smartness"? I am plenty smarter than you'll ever be.
SeaLord: Oh yeah? Prove it.
WiseOwl: I don't need to. Just ask anyone.
SeaLord: Okay. Everyone, is Athena smarter than me?
WiseGirl: Yes.
SilverMoonlight: Of course.
MrPrankster: Yes.
ToughGuy: Definitely.
FlamingHotSunGod:
God of hotness says
Of course Athena is way
Smarter than SeaLord.
GrimCreeper: Yes.
SeaweedBrain: No.
SkyLord: Poseidon, everyone's smarter than you. Except for your son.
SeaweedBrain: Hey!
SeaLord: Grrrrr.
SilverMoonlight: Athena is very responsible. Unlike some brothers I know.
FlamingHotSunGod: I'm responsible!
SilverMoonlight: Says the guy who almost set an entire town on fire.
FlamingHotSunGod: WHAT?! How'd you find out about that?!
SilverMoonlight: Well, when every headline was "City Almost Torched" and every newspaper showed a picture of a field with a perfect black circle scorched in the middle, it was kind of obvious.
SeaLord: And you caused quite the fire, too. It took a lot of water to put that thing out!
WeRFamily: Fire? Fire is good.
SilverMoonlight: Not if it's in the hands of someone so irresponsible! Like a boy!
MasterCraftsman: Like the GOD of fire? The MALE god of fire?
SeaweedBrain: Like Leo?
SkyQueen: Yes. Just like Leo.
HotStuff: You guys talking about me again?
WiseGirl: No, we're talking about the other Leo.
HotStuff: I feel so loved.
SeaweedBrain: You know we're talking about how you can't be trusted with fire, right?
HotStuff: What? I can be trusted with fire. Here, watch this.
WiseGirl: We don't need a demonstra-
HotStuff: FLAME ON!
SeaLord: ?
WiseOwl: ?
ToughGuy: Was anything supposed to happen? Nothing happened. At least, not here.
KatieKat: LEEEEOOOOO!
WiseGirl: What did he do this time?
KatieKat: THE MANIAC SET THE ENTIRE DEMETER CABIN ON FIRE!
LordOfTime: Teehee. Pain. Teehee.
HotStuff: Hehe. Oops.
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: You slimy, no-good… MALE!
WineDude: I couldn't agree more. That goes for every camper. The slimy and no-good part, that is.
SeaLord: Demeter, chill. I took care of it.
KatieKat: Yeah, thanks for that. We're now soaking wet.
SeaweedBrain: At least it's not ice water.
WiseGirl: Again, it's not my fault that you forgot about your own powers!
SeaweedBrain: Oh, my amazing powers. What would I do without them?
KatieKat: Well, we can't all be sons and daughters of Poseidon!
SeaLord: Alas, that's true. But you know you wanna. ;)
WiseOwl: Kelp Head, no one wants you as their father. Now, me, on the other hand: everyone wants me as a mother.
SeaweedBrain: Not me!
WiseGirl: Excuse me?
SeaweedBrain: Uh, I mean… I don't want to be related to Annabeth because then we wouldn't be able to date!
SexyLady: Awwwwww! How cute!
WiseGirl: Thank you.
SexyLady: You're welcome!
WiseGirl: Actually, that was aimed at Percy. But sure, whatever.
MrPrankster: Ahh, the joys of young love. Well, that's a wrap for today! Join us next time!