Gamma Man
hey so I have a funny story for u
Idiotic Genius
yeah
what is it
im borrredd
Gamma Man
so this morning I was in the park right
taking Bucky for his walk cos it was my turn
Idiotic Genius
he's not a dog u kno that right
Gamma Man
tru but still he's sorta one
anyways
so then who guess who I see?
Idiotic Genius
Santa?
Gamma Man
what
no
Idiotic Genius
A unicorn? Oh plz tell me it was a unicorn
ive been trying to prove those for yrs
was it a unicorn?
Gamma Man
…no.
u kno, im curious as to how taylor turned out ok
obviously neither of her parents are the least bit sane
and 2 wrongs don't make a right
so what
Idiotic Genius
im going to ignore that whole thing
so who did u see
Gamma Man
oh right
sam
and guess what he was doing?
Idiotic Genius
um im innocent
Gamma Man
FLYING
Sam was FLYING
tony WHAT DID U DOOO
Idiotic Genius
um ok so
u see thing is sam is falcon and he can't even fly
which is sad
so tay and I made wings
Gamma Man
they r safe?
Idiotic Genius
they are
but sam never is
Gamma Man
tru
by the way I think he's kicking out windows on the trump bldg. looking for Trump
I think he wants to throw him off his own roof
something about taxes
Idiotic Genius
just so long as he makes it look like a suicide
maybe a suicide will get it shut down
Gamma Man
ur a superhero
shouldn't u be like
idk stopping this or something
Idiotic Genius
hahahahahhaaahah
ha
ha
Idiotic Genius
hell no