Keeper of the Harem

A Hayate the Combat Butler drabble collection

By

EvilFuzzy9

WARNING: This fanfic depicts activities of an adult nature between characters who would be minors in the real world. The author of this fic does not endorse such things being done by minors in real life, and in fact strongly discourages minors from reading this, and also from participating in any and all such activities until they are at the age of majority/consent as defined in the laws or customs of their state or principality.

Haremette Diaries:

Nagi

Hamster-sama is a complete and total perv. I mean, seriously, she has to be some kind of utter deviant. Some people take baths in money (I never saw the appeal, personally, because what if you got a coin stuck up your...?) and I've even heard of a few bathing in milk, or wine.

But that mistress of ours might be the only person I've ever seen to bathe in women. It's something else entirely.

Let me paint a picture for you: Hamster-sama wakes up in the morning, and summons a number of slaves to her and Master's chambers. Say... Aika, Chiharu, me, Maria, and Saku. She tells us to get naked, and we do (and I don't feel insecure next to those four, because Hayate— Master—says he likes tiny boobs just as much as big ones).

So after we get naked, Hamster-sama looks us up and down. She gropes and fondles us, testing us, appraising us like she hasn't already explored every inch of our bodies ten times over. After a few minutes of this, she smiles and tells us to follow her. We do, and she leads us to her and master's private bathroom.

It's incredibly modest by Sanzen'in standards, but Master is a wonderfully humble man. He doesn't need all that extravagant luxury – just a roof over his head, food on the table, and a beautiful woman or two in his bed would be plenty enough for him. He is such a gentleman~!

But, anyway, Hamster-sama shows us to the tub, and tells us to get in. We do, clustering together at the edge nearest to our mistress. Our naked bodies are pressing together (Maria's boobs are right on top of my head, and I'm practically spooning Sakuya) and Hamster-sama is obviously pleased with what she sees.

Her teddy is crotchless, and practically transparent. It doesn't take a by*kugan or X-ray vision to see that she's wet.

She grabs a bottle of soap then, and tells us to close our eyes and mouths. I hear the wet, vaguely flatulent of the bottle being squeezed, and I feel cool, room temperature soap hit my skin. With my eyes closed, it reminds me an awful lot of...

[The writing becomes briefly illegible here, as if the writer had either switched to their off hand, or been preoccupied while scribing this portion]

...and Aika starts licking up Saku's cum – it's a good thing that soap is non-toxic, because she probably swallowed at least a few teaspoons of the stuff while eating Sakuya out – while Chiharu and Maria make out and squeeze each other's boobs.

Then Hamster-sama puts the hose down and says we've worked up enough of a lather. She tells us to make room, and then steps into the tub. We crowd in around her and start to rub our soapy bodies against hers, like she tells us to, and I'll admit that maybe I stuck a couple of foamy fingers up her butt.

I guess she really likes anal play, too, because once we were finished and all rinsed off, Hamster-sama took me from the rest of the group and said I would get to help her wake up and bathe Master. Which entailed the same basic process as bathing her, except that it would be a lot more intimate with just the three of us.

I should definitely stick things up Ayumu-sama's butt more often❤

A/N: Bathing in beautiful women would probably be a very fun way to start the day... but maybe also a bit of a hassle. Haha! XD

Updated: 8-14-14

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