Im am very very very very very very sorry, you probably think that i've disapeared off the face of the earth! But yeah, ive been preparin for a performance of 'a christmas carol' that I performed last thursday, then it SNOWED again this weekend, and i've been out enjoying it :D but anyway, im back now, and heres a new chapter, just for you :)

I hope you like it, its kinda short and has my attempt at comedy at the end (well actually, its just an adapted verion of some HILARIOUS michael macuntyre stuuf ;-)) but anyway, I had HUGE writers block for this, so I hope this is satisfactory ;-)

this is a huge rames/jiona chappy, I need to know which name is better ;-) but i'm sorry HeyIt'sME2610, but I cant promise you that she wont be hurt. But if she is (which is very likely) she wont be for too long. And its not in this chappy ;-)

disclaimer:

me: nominom c hristmas cookies!

Swac official: im sorry but you dont own swac

me: ill give you a cookie for it?

Swac official: no

me: fine, they're all mine! Ill drown my sorrows in cookies! I hope you're happy when im all fat!

Swac official: I really dont care

me: thats offensive :'( -stuffs face-

EDIT: I'M REALLY SORRY, FOR ANYONE THAT SAW THE CHAPPY I UPLOADED ACCIDENTALLY LAST NIGHT I'M REALLY SORRY! I FORGOT TO SAVE IT, SO WHEN I LOOKED AT IT AGAIN I SAW IT WAS WRONG AND DELETED IT. FOR ANYONE WHO GOT THE MESSAGE 'PAGE NOT FOUND, PLEASE NOTE IT TAKES 15 MINUTES FOR NEW CHAPTERS TO SHOW UP' YOU LOOKED WHEN IT WAS DELETED, SORRY AGAIN! xx

Riona's pov

james took me to the nearby fair that was on. I needed to escape my over protective cast, they were suffocating me. I mean nothing bad could happen, james had changed...right?

'come on james!' I cried excitedly, pulling him through the gates that were lit up with lights all the colours of the rainbow! 'look at all the rides!'

'yeah, they're pretty cool' he replied, his voice trailing off just before his phone rang loudly 'sorry Riona, i've gotta take this' he said before sprinting into the boys toilets. I stared after him until I was distracted by all the rides and sweet smelling treats.

James' pov

as I spoke on the phone I could see Riona running from booth to booth, her eyes lighting up with all the sweets, chocolates, rides and presents she could see.

'where are you?' portlyn hissed down the phone, I could see her in my minds eye, her eyes narrowed and her hands tensed

'i'm at the fair' I replied, watching Riona take a small bite out of some fudge, licking her lips and closing her eyes to savour the flavour

'what are you doing at the fair?' she stressed back

'having fun' I sighed

'what?'

'im joking, god, i'm on a date' I said

'with?' portlyn asked

'santa, who do you think? Riona obviously!' I said sarcastically

'well what are you doing talking on the phone to me, get back to your date!' portlyn screamed, cutting off the phone

'but you rang me' I muttered, storing my phone back in my pocket and walking back into the bright lights and noise of the fair.

'james, over here!' Riona called from where she was stood by the hook a duck stall

'hey, sorry about that. It was important' I said,

'who was it?' she asked curiously

'oh, no-one' I brushed off the question

'well, if it was important then it must have been someone' Riona said awkwardly

'welll it wasnt important then' I said impatiently 'now why don't we play this game then'

'if it wasn't important then why did you answer it during our date then' sonny muttered, I decided to ignore this and passed her a hook

'you can go first' I said, letting her try. But everytime she nearly got it, her hands shook and it knocked the duck, it floating away from her. After this happened a few times I had to help her 'come here' I said, wrapping my arms around her so I could reach the hook and we picked up a duck together. It was only when she turned in my arms that I realised how closes we were. I felt my face flush and I didnt know what to do. My eyes closed of their own accord and I automatically leant in while Riona did the same. I didnt understand what was happening because I thought that I didnt like Riona, it was just so we could win, but why was I leaning in...

'so, what do you want for your prize?' a loud rude teen asked, she was obviously a so sketchy fan from her t-shirt and was sending dirty looks at Riona

'what do you want?' I asked a pink cheeked Riona, with emphesis on the you, to show that i was with Riona

'can I have the purple unicorn? Its so fluffy!' she squealed pointing at a large purple unicorn hanging from the roof

'anything for you' I said sweetly to Riona, it was easier being with her than I thought it would be 'she would like the purple unicorn, please'

'great, there you go' the teen said sarcastically, rolling her eyes and handing it over

'thanks' Riona said to her then turned to me and kissed my cheek 'thanks to you too, james' then she skipped away holding the stufed toy in her arms. I lifted my hand to the cheek that she'd kissed. I had to admit it to myself, I liked her. But admitting it to so sketchy! would be a lot harder.

3rd person

After that, the guy ran after the pale bruneete as she skipped around the fair, taking in the sights and smells. After a while they came to a ferris wheel. James look aprehensive but Riona tugged on his arm and batted her eyelashes until he agreed and bought them tickets. They spent their time in line signing autographs and giggling at how crazy it got around them. When they finally got to the front of the queue they were given a part to theirselves which both of them were secretly happy about. As they went up james casually rested his arm around rionas shoulder and slowly she placed her head on his shoulder. When the ferris wheel reached the top and there was that big cliché moment when, in a movie, you just knew that they were going to kiss. But when, for the second time that night, their eyes met and they both leant in the wheel shuddered to a stop, leaving the two stranded on top of the high wheel.

The other passengers of the ride where all low enough to the ground to be taken down to safety but the couple on top were too high to be let down.

'i'm sorry but you're going to have to stay up there until we can get an engioneer to come fix it, we will of course, give you a full refund once you are both on solid ground again' the owner of the ride shouted up through a mega-phone. Riona shvered through her thin woolen cardigan, rubbing her hands together. Her companion debated for a few seconds on whether he should offer his jacket to her, before pulling it off and wrapping it around her

'but, wont you get cold?' she asked, blinking it up at him and pulling the jacket closer around herself dispite what she had said

'you need it more than me' he replied, pulling her in for a hug 'it looks like we're going to be up here for a while...'

meanwhile

at condor studios they were preparing for the competition that james and sonny forgot about. It was the stand up comedy section of the competition for best comedy show and to see who would get to keep their show. Both shows were frantic bercause of course, sonny and james were still at the fair. But they had to start without them.

So random! Were pretty hyped up about the competition because (minus the fact they were one person down) it was impossible to cheat on this one. You had to be good at comedy to make up the jokes, you couldnt cheat.

So sketchy! Were up first to do their first joke, they sent devon up there to start them off. He stood alone on the huge stage, scuffing his feet and clearing his throat nervously

'so, er, hi?' he said quietly into his microphone. Silence blew across the stage as the audience stared blankly back at him 'so...shoelaces. Whats the deal with them?' he said awkwardly, the audience started to murmur loudly and devons face flushed bright red 'yeah, because their so long and er- stringy? And you can use velcro, or elastic. You really dont need them!' at this some of the audience started to boo, and one rude guy at the back stood up and screamed

'whats your problem with shoelaces?' and some other guys yelled back 'yeah!'

'and thats all for now...bye!' devon said in a high voice running back to his cast, drawing cheers and claps from the audience that were relieved he had gone. Then it was time for So Random! To have a go. They sent Nico up there to begin their turn

'hey guys! How're you all doin'?' Nico cried into the microphone and a chorus of cheers came from the audience.

'so, when I was told I had to do this I went straight to my parents to find out if I did anything funny or unusual when I was little. They told me that, to their annoyance, I was a pretty boring kid. But one day, my dad took me to the playground for the day. When we got there, I ran off to play with all the other kids and my dad sat down on the bench where two mothers sat watching their children play.

'so, are you here with your child, or children?' one of the women asked my dad. Back then, my dad thought he was clever so he decided to be sarcastic

'no, i'm here to watch the children' he didnt realise what he'd said until the two women jumped away from him and ran out of the playground with their children, muttering to each other about peado's and 'what has the world come to?'s'

when Nico had finished talking the audience burst into roars of laughter, clapping and cheering as he said his goodbyes and skipped offstage [a/n hahaa michael macintyre]

so then again, it was So Sketchy!'s turn to have a go. This time, they sent chasity up there to have a go. But she didnt get the chance. All she said was a shaky 'hi?' and the rowdy crowd booed her off the stage in floods of tears. So then it was So Random!'s go, due to disqualification. The second part of the dynamic duo consisting of Nico & Grady skipped onto the stage

'hello!' he yelled out

'hello!' the crowd shouted back cheerily

'so, when likewise I found out that i'd be doing this, I did the same thing as my man Nico here, and asked if I did anything interesting or funny when I was a kid. My mum told me that, unlike Nico, I was a funny little kid. The first word I ever learnt was 'no' so I just went round saying no to everyone. I was also addicted to juice when I was little, so my second word was 'juice' but I couldnt pronounce it properly so I said it as 'ju' which sounded a lot like jew. So, to my mum's embarrasment when one say, we went out, we walked past a jewish synagogue. We went by just as they were all coming out and I suddenly shouted 'NO JU!' pointing at them, because one of them had a bottle of water. Lets just say, my mum didnt take me out again for a while, since all the jews in town thought I was a nazi wannabe' once again the room started laughing and cheering and clapping for him while he bowed camply.

But during all this, the big double doors and the back of the stage flew open with a bang, to reveal Riona and james, Riona hugging james side and giggling. This was when the audience's laughs trailed off and Grady turned and gasped dramatically

'-when they were all like 'you're going to have to stay up there' it was the best date ever! And...' but at the end of this, she looked up to see hundreds of confused eyes staring back at her. 'erm... I can explain?'

so, devons attempt would have been what mine was like, so neither of them wouldve won ;-)

sorry again

love

Riona