To put a roitelet among the aliens

by CreativeCreature

The story is set in the AU where Chuborinci the Creature lives, and wouldn't be possible without the charismatic mustelid. The story is long, it has no beginning and no end. What it has are a lot of portals, dimension-travelling, multiverse theories and so on. Please read introduction for more details. The other main show is called Lastman (check it out by the way.)

25. The cons

It takes place on a convention (well, two cons at the same hotel, MIB and Lastman related.), and the Chub-related people and Rizel from the other world have the same cars.
Since they don't want to mix them up, one of them proposed an idea to draw something on their car.
So, they all are at the lobby, the grop with Chub discussing that idea, and there Boris comes with a permanent marker
- Done.
Rizel goes out to take a look, and dashes in in a few seconds:
- YOU DREW A DICKBUTT?!

On the first day as everyone arrived at the con Boris shown Chub to everyone and said "This is Chuborinci the Creature. It is big, teethy and clawy, but it won't hurt anyone." - he looked at the being - "It will just watch"
The same day, at night, Richard sneaked into Tomie's room, and during the act, right getting close to the peak, they both noticed something white behind their window.
IT WILL JUST WATCH
JUST
WATCH

Kaiser walked into his room. It's time to undress, before he could turn into Gobniu, or he'd have to find new clothes, like that one last time in the gallery.
Singing "Whenever wherever" and moving along with the song he started taking his clothes off, when he felt like someone was watching him.
Nah, he's in the middle of the room, and even if someone could have crawled up the sevenths floor they couldn't see him through the tree branches...
Wait, what's this?
The Creature breathed on the glass to make it misty.
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Thanks, fluffbutt.
I appreciate your input on my stripping.

Siri walked downstairs with a box of expensive candy.
- Where did you get that?! - Dave and Richard alerted immideately. Instead of answering Siri just passed them a paper.
- I saw the Creature watching me from the other end of the corridor yesterday, and I decided to tame it somehow. We spent a few hours togther, it was getting closer and I almost pet it, but then someone decided to come back to their room and it run away. - Sirio tried to explain as they were reading the note. - And today I found this on my doorstep. They're tasty, try some.
Dave looked up from the paper, his expression slowly changing from angry to extremely confused.
- I guess you were lucky, kid...
The paper said:
"| wanted t0 get you a dead bird, but | don't know if you'd like that kind 0f stuff, so |'ve got y0u some candy from the nearby candy sh0p."
- The nearest candy shop is 70 miles away.

Morning. Everyone eats calmly.
Suddenly a small figure dashes into the dining hall.
- WHAT IS THIS? - Rizel asks loudly, shaking something small in his hand: - WHAT'S THIS I AM ASKING YOU ALL?!
- Where did you find it?! - Muttered one of the Boris-es, who was picking his breakfast still.
- ...It was at my doorstep this morning. - hissed the roitelet and then continued: - THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING KINGLET, YA'LL!
Right at that moment, he shook the poor thing so hard, that its legs broke, and the legless feathery body flied accross the hall in a perfect parabola, before falling into a jam jar.
Silence fell for a few seconds, before Boris quickly grabbed the jar with something like "Oooh, yummy".
On the background J asked for some water.