This one you can blame on ROSELLA1. I like it. I hope it's clear enough. Let me know.
"Hey, Lance?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm good at what I do, right?"
"Umm… Arthur? What—"
"Just answer me."
"Yeah. You're the best agent the FBI has."
"All right. Thanks."
"What brought this on?"
"Well, this one lab geek… he called me a dollop-head."
"A… what?"
"Dollop-head."
"What does that mean?"
Arthur shrugged. They were silent for a moment, contemplating it.
"The thing is," Arthur went on. "I feel like I've heard it before. And like he thinks I'm an ass."
"Wait," Lance interrupted, "Are you talking about Merlin?"
Arthur nodded. Lance chuckled.
"Yeah. He thinks you're an ass. And an idiot."