Chapter Twenty Five!

~MIDDLE ENEMY BUILDING~

The second team consisted of the RED Soldier, Heavy and Medic. The Soldier ran point, rocket launcher at the ready. The Heavy, spinning his minigun, was next in line in front of the Medic prepping his medigun.

Their master strategy was to charge at the central building and ideally kill everyone in sight. Easy win, right?

The Soldier raised his weapon, but just as he fired a scattergun blast narrowly avoided his legs, and Hell knows where that particular rocket went. Taking his shovel he put an end to the nearby BLU Scout then switched for his shotgun.

Meanwhile the RED Heavy opened fire, striding toward the building accompanied by the Medic. As they destroyed all the BLUs in between the buildings the Soldier fell back to them;

"The maggots are retreating into the house!" he loaded the rocket launcher, "give 'em Hell!" He aimed for the remainder of the roof and watched in satisfaction as it caved in, crushing BLU mercs. By then, the three RED members had pulled out their close-quarter weapons as they were mere feet from the door.

They all charged in, screeching battle cries, which instantly died to girlish screams as they barrelled back outside. A huge explosion was right behind them.

"Zhat's just cheap!" the Medic grumbled, "who rigs doors with sticky bombs!?" The Soldier just made a manly frustrated sound and retrieved his gun. Glancing at their target, the REDs found quite a few opponents were still in there.

Having a rare brainwave, the Heavy asked excitably;

"Doctor, can you do that cool thing again with the medicine gun?"

"Übercharge, you mean?" the Medic pondered, "I don't see why not. Soldier, go keep zhem busy while I do zhis."

Saluting, the Soldier rushed away. The Heavy shifted happily as the Medic began to fiddle with the medigun.

The Soldier approached the BLU team, firing his shotgun like nobody's business. The only reason he wasn't immediately slaughtered is because he's a main character. He also got shot in the foot.

Fortunately for him that's when the Heavy hurried past, yelling the 'I am bulletproof!' line again. The Medic jogged after him, medigun trained on the glowing (?) man.

The Soldier opted to stand by on one leg and just watch.

The Heavy and Medic meanwhile stormed the BLU building, invincible Heavy shooting the equivalent of over five hundred thousand dollars worth in custom-made bullets, more or less.

In under a minute, the battle was won.

"That was fun!" the Heavy decided. Wait- both defence classes so far thought it fun, both offense were shot, both teams got blown up… Nah. Like that would happen three times.

Anyway somewhere off to the left a voice called for;

"Medic!"


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