Another parody written by lovethatignites - and today's her birthday!
This is called 'Froptastic' to 'Bombastic Love' by Britney Spears.
I... am here to rick and cry
That Emma's ugly and only Mom's cute
I do not have a heart
It was ran over by a cart
Now Fran's the only one I wanna do
Emma realized
I only have eyes
For men, I am not bi
Hey Fran
(I know my diaper's wet, know I look like shit but)
Average like, is my specialty
Where you will call the cops and I will cry
And the window will
Be filled in at 8 in the morning
When you are disturbed, and I am high
Now I know why, it got stuck in the door
That's not what a miler's supposed to be for
Hope you don't smell my dankness when I creep again
I can't go to jail anymore
I slapped my upper thighs
When those other guys
Said it's weird that I bake
Mom jeans
(My hair is poofin' up, like it smoked a blunt, my)
Froptastic toup fell in Mom's soup
Where I'm the janitor, and I probs die
And Make It Poop
Is only on air when I am
Held at the airport, against my will
Rick, don't tell me... I am a creep
You just don't understand our close like
...Mommy holds me when I cry
Francisco please... don't blowtorch me
When I wake up my knee is still burning
Well the back of my knee!
(That pervy smell is me)
Danktastic stench... is in the air
Where it kills all of your gardening crops
And the back of knee I'm
Scratching way up thirteen feet
Where my douchy toup got a frop bite
(I know my ankle smells, dankle smells like my face)
Stalktastic hoe
So creeptastic
Where I just want some more of my blanky
And I'm banned from
Miami with the Childrenmobile
Which I drive around... to pick up kids.
REVIEW BECAUSE IT'S HER BIRTHDAY.