"butt me did evetthing said mawy" "there aint no me in teame" said every1. END OF Chap. Cahker 21. Rearend was in his garog wich was the size of texas which everything were bigger in except for California and a froven dessert which no1 cares about except for soccer mommies. He was checking his cars which were compensation for small man thingy and he had to compensate he walked past the real cars section and into the fiction cars section which included spacecraft and into the impossib section with cars so impossible that they can't be described. Anywai there was a bright blak car which was a farrari but he took a porch and smoshed the 2 2 make a farrari porch then he took that and added a hummer and another farrari to get a super farrari porch hummer which made rearend all the compensating to the MAX. to describe this it is golden and has a big everything lick a hummer but it is also all sleek and takes up both 6 lanes of a highway and so is so impacticle becosine u can only drive on places with 2 groups of 6 lane driveways. His man thingy shrunk to the size of an ant and shrunk even more until it became a girl thingy because it length now negative and hank rearend become hankena rearend and was now a female women who was a girl. sHE was thinking what would they do to change the tim so they could freedom torcheredly and he new if they could destroy the world then they would reproduce and every1 wood have the freedom jeans and the world wood b saved. "Hello mawy" said hankena "what have u bin doin?" "YOUR MOM" said mawy and it was true see last chapker for the dentures where marty, john, and Francisco found a way to beat the tim police. "Anyway do you have a plan?" "Yes if we destroy world then we can pass on freedom lavaing jeans and we can save the world?" I have a better plan" said mawy if we can go back in tim to roman times bring some freedom lavaing peeps from roman tims and we can invent America and use it to concor the world using supery tech and reseurse and every1 will have to freedom withut feer of repress OR ELSE." So they went back to tim and went bak in tim to the year 1600 which was roman tims. Meanwhile the gang had tricked the guardyman using exploding dognnut with magical exploding bit wich explodeed with the force of all the matter in the universe give or take a gram and he had a stomache ache becosine of hicks. Now everyone locked him in a police bokx and this will be relvant latter (I don now what will happen maybe something in 30 chaps or so). "So wait are plan is to destroy world so to save world" said fransco in his heavy Frenchish accent "isn't that kinda I don now dum" said fransicso in his portigesians accent which was heavy, u now realy heavy lick 3*10^609978868887kg which was prity hev. Anyway back in roman tims a roman guy who was named gluteus maximus was pointing a katana at marty it is a type of roman famous sword which was short and marty lookd at it and ate it. "our u a freedom lover?" yes he said "anyway I am a subtle and magnificent bastart guy who is leading every1 out who loves freedom and stuffs and It is secret to every1 now cum with me to invent America and we can CONCOR THE WORLD" john said inconspecusly. "Ok said gluteus maximus and he pulled a aircraft carrier out of his backpack". Thay all went to invent America but they all got taken by an octopuss. 私はこれが起こっているかを知るために十分な変態を見てきました they all said and yes an octopus and they were right about what they said. Anyway they invented America and where about to start making a freedom loving country when the tim police appeare. every1 looking at rearendsex's awesome rack. We killed u. "well said rearendsex it was already established that we have a tim and clown machine I can do anything" said rearendsex which was what she said. "this story makes no sense" said fransisco in his heavy Italian accent. "what do u mean it makes no sense it makes perfect sense" said marty punching him in the body. "ow said fransco" "well said john" "the convoluted tim travel, the confused characters and plots of people acting not how they should act, the impossible cars owned by hankena, the insane immposible unexplained inventions and the dumb lines that sound lick forced meme lick, "who is john galt?" me, the bland characters who are mary sues and marty stus or goate villains who want to impale people on spikes… and that is why it is no sense" said john btw the … was 9001 lines of pure speech. "ok the story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and evry1 nows hicks BUT I FREEDOM" and he ripped off his shirt reavedaling his 20 pack of pure abbs. "O YEAH" said rearendsex taking off her shirt revealing her 40 pack and then hankena and eddie took off their shirt revealing no abs kinda lick normal peeps u now slightly flabbed. So marty tok off his pants and consentrated making a 93908128932892310982309823908238901210982309821982310982310981320983210982319083219082310983210982310982319083219083219802381921398932108932182302319712334862187548732638715216!3462363287436327846238754263452365434623723532%$^$^#%^%#%$7283473298472389 pack of abs. and then they got all turned on and they all intercourced the end. OK here are my demands" said marty having intercurced with every1 "but you are in no place to make demands" said rearendsex who was in a giant mecha rearendsex robot. MY DEMANDS: 1:FREEDOM 2: no more lag 3: no more errors in games especially unspecified errors that prevent me from concoring europ in vid games. 4: freedom 5:fredumb 6: no regulations 7: every1 must be required to own a nuke and a machine gun to ensure freedom. 8: god is to be loved but not in that way u perv. 9:All touth paste must taste good even if it is the paste toothpaste denist use which must now taste like acutali mint. 10: There is not to not be no anti freedom if there is it must be not combined with freedom to produce something. 11: no more calling me an marty stu. Even if u aren't I am not a marty sue and mawy is nt a mary sue. 12: No more tim police enforing tim laws I don't lick. 13: I want the tim police to tell me how they new my plane. "oh that we are the tim police we can see what will happens if we do nothing" 14: I want a real explination lick are u phycis OMG U our. 15: I want to b physics. 16: I want a place named after me and it must be awesome. 17: is a prime number and is the "most random numer". 18: no1 will make long complex lists of rules. 19: yes I get the joke from 18. 20: no more mary sues who listen to Lincoln park and wear only brick cloths and have big bobs I mean we have enough of them. 21: I am a nice guy and u must intercourse me or u will be forced to date abusers and rapists becosine I am nice guy. 22: no more mary sues cutting there writs and whining about how they cant do anything they want. 23: something else I forgot. "but u are in no position to make demands" said rearendsex with a billion tim police and roman letuses. "I am said marty and marty poked her robot and it exploded and every1 dyed" NOW every1 is dyed" said some1 u can find out becosine he is is the only one alive left. "Now I am the roman emporot" and it was true even though the world destroyed so it was pointless. "we destroyed the world" said marty 2 no one1 becosine marty killed them all destroyingatereresting the universe. "non all we have hav 2 du is sav the world" said marty and him shit his writ. End of chapter Chopper 22. It was bad becosine marty had destroyed the universe and he had to remave the universe into the freedomverse which was lick the universe but with FREEDOM