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A/N: Thanks to KBerry, Cat attack 411 and DarrenShanForeva123 for their reviews of the last chapter. All your comments made me laugh for some reason. Don't know why.

Chapter 25: Plan Baa

An irritating chuckle informed us of Debbie's arrival. She then came into view, and I shuddered again involuntarily at her looks. She didn't seem to notice. R.V. trailed behind her, looking happy.

"Hello, my lovelies," she said.

"We're not your lovelies!" SDBHS squeaked. Then she turned to me. "...Are we?"

"No," I told her clearly.

"Yeah, no!" she said, somehow agreeing with my negation.

Debbie rolled her eyes, the right of which started twitching as if the contact lense was tickling her eyeball. Which it might have been. "Whatever," she said, but I was too distracted by her twitching eye. "It's fifteen minutes to midnight. Just fifteen glorious minutes until I kill you three eyesores," She gave us one last triumphant smirk, and a wink in my direction before barking orders to the vampaneze - including R.V. - to bring us out for our execution in five minutes, before leaving, her cloak sweeping the floor behind her.

I exchanged looks with Steve and SDBHS, but none of us could find anything to say.

Five agonising minutes passed, before the guard approached our cell, the same triumphant smirk Debbie had was plastered onto his face.

"Come on, come on, hurry now. The Lady doesn't like delays," said the purple-haired vampaneze, sliding a key into the lock. R.V. gave a snort of agreement.

"Baa?" Steve suddenly said.

The lock slid back.

"Baa," SDBHS replied.

"Baa, baa, baa," Steve baa-ed. The vampaneze guard swung the gate open.

"Baa baaa?" she asked.

"Baaaaaa!" Steve responded, and somehow, he punched the purple-haired guard just as SDBHS had outstretched her tiny leg through one of the bars and punched another guard out. Then out of nowhere, Steve lifted her and threw her at R.V. She promptly proceeded to claw at his face, and hopped off just as quickly to avoid his hooks injuring her. R.V. moaned and tried to soothe his wounds with his hands. Only, he didn't have hands. He had hooks. Really, really, really sharp hooks.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!" R.V. screamed. I winced. Well, that's what you got for forgetting you had hooks instead of hands.

"Nice, sheepy!" Steve said, high fiving the strangely named kid.

"Baa!" she said as her palm came in contact with Steve's.

I was too in shock that they could understand each other to even register the fact that I should be jealous of the fact that this pink little kid and my boyfriend had a secret language.

"Come on, Darren," Steve said, holding a hand out to me. When I just stared at him blankly, he grabbed hold of my hand and pulled me forward, towards him, as he burst into a run and we ran through the dark, dank cave, SDBHS hot on his heels.

"It's time to end this!" Steve declared, his hand still clamped tightly over mine.

A/N: O... Oh my gosh. I didn't notice how short this chapter was. I... will hopefully post the next one as soon as I can.