I put the laptop in front of Hermione.
"This is painful stuff. Be warned", I told her as I caught the page of the first chapter.
A few minutes later:
"AH! TAKE IT AWAY! REPORT! PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE, HEEEEEELP!"
She threw her arms around me, sobbing.
I patted her back soothingly, and said, "There there. At least you get to be with Ron…I mean Diabolo"
"Just shut it", she sniffled.
"No, seriously, it sounds like, EVIL! But don't get me started on Bloody Mary"
"ALICE!"
I didn't put the apostrophe in Bloody. I no like red squiggles.