Bro, we made it to 1,000 views. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! You guys are awesomer than Prussia. Seriously.

Ohio was walking through the house. Not his house, America's house. Where all the states normally stayed unless something crazy was going on or something.

Needless to say, It got LOUD.

While he was walking past the Closet Of Calm The Fuck Down Before Someone Comes Over And Sees How You Idiots Are, he heard some random fighting inside. America would never put two states in the Calm Down Closet together, he would put them in the Closets Of No More Civil Wars Ever So Stop Fighting. Those closets were not fun. He had to go in there a few times when he was fighting with NC over the first in flight thing.

So Ohio knocked on the door, and heard whomever was inside stop fighting. "What's going on in there?" He called.

"Let us out now!" He heard a voice call. It had a southern accent. And it sounded kinda thick. Ohio hoped it wasn't one of the states still bitter about losing the civil war. That would suck.

But, if he didn't open the door, those states would be even madder at him. Maybe Alaska was in there, and that would be horrible. That dude's creepier than Russia! And he lived closer!

So Ohio opened the door. He found two states, it looked like South Dakota and that guy that started the Civil War... Well, he was still a little mad about losing the Civil War. At least South Dakota was here to help him if he needed to kill that South Carolina guy.

"Hey! It's Ohio! Hey Ohio, you don't like NC that much either!" South Carolina said.

"Well, we have a rivalry going and-" Ohio tried to say.

"Great! You wanna help us get back at her and North Dakota?" SC asked.

"Umm...Sure?" Ohio nervously said. Then he spied a piece of paper on the floor. "Hey, what's this?" Ohio read the paper out loud.

Cardinals are red

Wild Prairie Roses are pink

You may ask how we found you

We just followed your stink

Signed,

The North Southern State

The North Northern State

P.S. Roanoke wants me to smack/hit/kick/kill you.

P.P.S. He was hiding in a fucking TREE.

"A tree? Are you serious Roanoke? Gosh! We almost got in huge trouble!" SC said.

"Who's Roanoke?" a confused SD asked.

"He's this colony. I'll tell you later. You're too young to understand."

NC and ND were having a celebration. They were having a great time congratulating themselves on outsmarting their brothers, when the lights went out.

"What's going on?" ND asked to no one in particular.

"It's just the boys. They're trying to scare us." NC said. Then she leaned in and whispered. "Act really scared at them. I have an idea."

She used some Voodoo that Louisiana had taught her to change her clothes into Blackbeard's clothes. Ah, Blackbeard. That dude was awesome. She also summoned a fake Blackbeard head. Sorry Blackbeard, she thought, But this is to get my idiot brother. Pulling the pirate outfit up so it covered her face, she peeked out through two very convenient holes, and tucked the fake head under her arm.

"Pretend I was never here and that you can't see me," NC told ND, and she moved over to the door. ND grabbed a piece of cake, and sat down in a chair, pretending like she was annoyed that the TV went out.

"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooh," Came three voices. Following NC's orders ND started to look around act scared.

"Who's there?" She said. In came SC, SD, and Ohio dressed up as zombies. "OH MY GOD!"

This was just too easy, thought NC. She stepped out from her place near the door and put her free hand on SC's shoulder.

He turned around and screamed causing the other male states to turn towards SC and freak out. They weren't alive during Blackbeard's time, but sure had heard stories.

"Guys, come on. You got me. But why are you screaming at nothing? Seriously!" SD said. She was now having a hard time not laughing at the three scared states.

"I-It's B-B-Bl-BLACKBEARD!" SC screamed.

"North Carolina is under my protection. Do not bother her, or you might wake up and find you have no navy or cargo ships," NC said, in a damn good imitation of Blackbeard's voice.

"Y-Yes, Sir," SC said. Even SD and Ohio, who really had nothing to fear, were completely terrified. They then ran out of the room.

"DADDY!" They were yelling.

North Carolina poked her head out. "Should we get America?" She asked.

"I heard Britain is over here," ND responded.

Britain and America were playing chess. America was losing.

"This game is IMPOSSIBLE!" America yelled.

Britain was just about to say something when three horrified states ran in and all started talking at once.

"CALM DOWN!" America yelled at his kids. "Now, what happened?"

"We were gonna prank North Carolina and North Dakota," said SD.

"And then they locked us in the Calm Down Closet," SC said.

"And then I saved them and we were gonna prank them," Said Ohio.

"So we turned off the lights in the living room," Said SD.

"And we were dressed like zombies," Said SC. The face make-up had rubbed off mostly from their tears of terror.

"And we got North Dakota good, but North Carolina wasn't there," Ohio said.

"And then Blackbeard came and tried to kill us!" Finished South Carolina.

"Wait. I thought Blackbeard died!" Britain said.

"OMG! Blackbeard is a GHOST!" America was now freaking out.

"How do you survive? It was obviously just an illusion in the dark," the Logical Britain said.

Just then, NC, who had placed the fake head on top of hers, so it looked exactly like Blackbeard, walked in.

"BLOODY HELL!" Britain screamed.

NC then took off the fake head and threw it at Britain, who freaked out even more. America and the other states ran out of the room, leaving Britain behind to die.

"Well, hello, Mr. Blackbeard. Would you like another Royal Pardon?" Britain nervously asked.

"No."

Britain proceeded to wet himself and run out of the room. ND caught the whole thing on camera from an air duct.

ND jumped out of the duct, and NC used Voodoo to change back into her regular clothes.

"We need to do this again," ND said.

"Oh, yeah."