Soos and the Real Girl
"Rainbows! Tacos! Vampires! Fandoms!"
Mabel happily jumps all around inside the Mystery Shack.
She accidentally bumps into the screendoor, getting her braces caught in it.
"Braces! Braces caught in the screen door! Someone dictate my will, I'm giving it all to Waddles!"
Fortunately, Soos comes up holding a screwdriver, "Say "ah," girl-dude!"
Mabel opens her mouth wide.
"Aaaah...!"
Soos pries Mabel's braces off of the screendoor.
"Soos! You saved me!"
"Heh, heh! Just doing my job, hambone. I'll see you dudes tomorrow."
Soos opens the door and leaves.
Dipper and Mabel both come up to the door.
"Bye, Soos!"
Wendy is playing with a Chinese finger trap.
"Night, Soos."
Stan, as usual, is working on an attraction called "Thigh-Clops".
"Night, Soos."
Soos is walking away from the shack, singing.
"Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! Walking to my car...!"
Mabel ask her brother, Dipper.
"You ever wonder what Soos does when he's not here at the Mystery Shack?"
"No."
Wendy adds in, "Not really."
Stan shrugs, "Not once ever."
The Pines' family's man, enigmatic Dr. Houston leans by the doorway.
"He's a great kid, and he usually helps out his grandma if you recall..."
Soos is playing a video game entitled "First Person Puncher".
"Punch! Punch those leopards! Oh, highlights are done!"
He sets down his controller, leans over and begins taking foil out of his grandmother's hair, "You're gonna make all the other grandmas at the bingo hall so jealous!"
Abuelita replies happily, "Just a minute, m'ijo, look at this. Your cousin Reggie is having an engagement party next month."
"Wait, wait. Reggie is engaged? But he's like the poor man's Soos."
"I do not want to pressure you, but you are a man now... in a way. It's time for you to start meeting girls. I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and leave with the angels."
"And with grandpa!"
Abuelita deadpans, "No, he is not there."
"Please find a girl to bring to Reggie's engagement, for Abuelita."
Soos chuckles, "Heh! No problem. I'm great at fixing stuff, playing video games, having a sort-of mustache. I could totally get a date in a week. Totally. Piece of cake..."
Game over text appears on TV screen: "You're dead!"
"I'm dead."
The Doctor wasn't himself lately.
After another attempt to attack them, the Doctor was now concerned and beside himself...
The damage was already done...but something was still staring at his face...
A scream interrupted him.
"...Please, don't let my horrible elderly face frighten you! Don't you want to use that nickel to get a nugget from old Goldie?"
"Uuuuhhh..."
"Watch this!"
Stan inserts nickel into slot in Goldie.
The supposed brought-back attraction's arm moves up and his hat raises. The arm moves down, but both of his eyes fall out while grease and smoke come out and he starts to scream.
The kid runs away crying.
"Okay, seriously, Mr. Pines. It's time to throw that thing out. Its face reminds everybody of the inevitability of death."
The Doctor quirks an eyebrow while inhaling a sharp breath. "You actually brought that thing back?"
"Sure! He's a little rusty around the edges, but old Goldie is a classic show-stopper, like me-Huh?"
His hand slips on grease and lands in its mouth.
Goldie holds onto his arm while he flails it around.
"Aaaah! Kill it! KIIILLL IIIITTT!"
The Doctor shrugs, "I seen worse." He said to Wendy.
Meanwhile, Soos is hanging up a shirt in the gift shop.
Soos turns head and notices a woman checking out a snowglobe.
"Ah! A hwoman! Alright, Soos. You can do this. Just use your mouth to say words that makes romance happen...Your face is good. I'm a Soos!"
The woman screams, drops snowglobe and runs out of the gift shop, shoving the Doctor and knocking things over in the process.
The Doctor turns his head around. "What was that about?"
Soos slowly descends back into the shirt rack, disappointed.
Dipper soon approaches, "Soos? Yeah...what was that all about?"
"The penny flies..." The Doctor mutters.
"I-I think I was flirting, but I'm not sure."
Mabel pops out of barrel of keychains, "Did someone say flirting?!"
"...and the penny drops." The Doctor chuckles.
"Well, I kinda promised my grandma I'd get a date by the end of the week, but I've never actually been on a date before. You belong on me, out-of-order sign." As he takes the supposed sign off the police box attraction.
The Doctor wistfully comforts while sitting beside him, "Ach. Don't worry-I often use a perigosto stick to forget my troubles; besides I believe there is a solution here..." He motions to Mabel, grinning.
Mabel then beams happily, "Finally, my prayers for a chance to match-make this summer have been answered!"
"Soos, a little advice. You need to get rich. Or lie about being rich. Outside of that, I don't like your chances." Stan causally jumping in.
Wendy scoffs, "Don't listen to Stan, dude. You're a sweet guy with a steady job and a pickup truck."
"Would you date him?"
"Oh! Would you... heh... look at that." Wendy raises magazine over her face. It reads: Owning 64%
"Soos, you help us so much, it's time we help you, dude. We're gonna get you that date." Dipper promises.
"We're taking you where romance lives and fashion styles die. To the mall!"
Stan heaves out Goldie with his hands.
"...I'm gonna find a replacement for old Goldie. Babysit them while I'm gone." He stated to the Doctor.
"Alright, Soos. Are you ready to explode the charm bomb on these poor, unsuspecting ladies?"
"Uuh. But what if I embarrass myself again?"
"Pffft. Soos, I known for a fact that rubbish weddings can change you alot!" The Doctor heartily chuckles in memory...
"Yeah!...Wait, what was that?"
Mabel blows her whistle. "And, flirt!"
"Eye contact!"
Soos walks up to the woman. "Hey there! I'm not scared of your eyes at all! I'm gonna-"
Uses his fingers to open his eyes wider.
"-look at them!"
The woman runs away screaming.
"Eye contact!" Soos wobbles.
"Jelly-babies, hm?" The Doctor offers.
"Conversation!"
Soos approaches a woman who is eating ham on a stick.
"Huh. You know, I've actually been in a pig's body. Did you know pigs have a hard time walking backwards?"
The woman backs away from Soos.
Soos laughs, "Not you, though! Not that I'm calling you a pig. Where are you going?"
"...Eat your heart out, Golding."
The Doctor flips out his sonic-glasses from his usual multi-tool slipped from his fedora.
Mabel lifts her own sunglasses altogether, revealing another pair underneath.
"Confidence!"
"And be Cool!" The Doctor flips his index fingers with his thumbs aloud.
"...So, you're probably a girl, right? Wrong? No, I was right the first time. Wrong?"
"Progress is the key." The Doctor fist-bumps Mabel.
Mabel pulls something out of a toy capsule machine.
"Don't worry, Soos. You'll find the right girl. You just need to stick with it! Haha!"
Soos sighs, "Doc, could this day get any worse?"
"Fate determines our time, dear boy." The Doctor advises in fatherly-way. "I read a saying: Fear is temporary. Regret is forever...".
Soos thought about this and turned his head and sees a man who looks similar to him and a woman walking by.
"Oh no! Cousin Reggie!"
"Feel it, it's muscle."
Reggie's fiancée feels his arm and giggles.
Soos panics.
"He can't see me like this! I gotta hide!"
The Doctor looks up, "...Soos?"
Soos runs into the video game store and sits down in front of some shelves of games.
"This is it, Soos. A lifetime of loneliness...You're the only ones who could love me."
He motions to video games shelves.
"Fighty Hogg", "Dr. Punch Head MD"..."
Suddenly Soos sees a somewhat anime dating video game with an "Year 2000 Electronics" trademark.
"Huh. Never seen that one before. "Cyber-genetically reforges your dating skills. Nine out of ten basement dwellers recommend." This is perfect!"
Dipper and Mabel walk in with the Doctor.
"Ah! There you are Soos!"
"Well, I guess you are better at games than at flirting."
"Anything to get you out there, Soos." Mabel adds in.
Store clerk then approaches them, "I'm not sure you want to buy that game, sir. This is the third time someone's brought it back, and there's a note on it that says "Delete this at all costs."
Soos talks abundantly to a cut-out figure. "So, hey there. What's your deal? Like to-? Oh, she's dead!"
The Doctor made a face, "What does that do?"
Mabel pulls out a ten dollar, "We'll take our chances!"
Soos walk into his room and places his new game into his computer's CD tray. A "Cybus Corperation" logo quickly flashes on the monitor.
"Man, I can't wait for-bawh?"
The monitor shows the main menu for "Romance Academy 7." the options are "Start," "Quit," and "Shizenhakka".
"Ehh, start! "When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... anthyding can hadplen." That is so true!"
The game screen changes to one with a classroom background and some stats on the left. A pink-haired girl appears.
Soos is astounded.
"Oh, hi there! My name is ".GIFfany". I'm a schoolgirl at School University. Will you help me carry my books?"
The game gives the options "Yes of course!", "I am impatient!, Date me now!, and "Hey look a squid!"
"I'm really feeling number two, here. Click!"
The game plays a buzzer sound and the option turns red.
"Ah! I messed up."
.GIFfany replies nonchalantly, "That's okay. Try again!"
Soos clicks the first option. The game awards him 100 "Love Points" as coins and a cat falls in front of the screen.
"Wow, I'm learning! And games are making it fun."
"What would you like to talk about?"
The options offered are "Your interests," "Samurais" and "Squids."
"I'd rather just click your face."
.GIFfany then replies, "Ha ha. You are so funny."
"Man, this game is amazing! I don't know why anyone abandoned it."
"-And I'm sure you'll never abandon me, new boyfriend."
"Boyfriend? Oh my, .GIFfany. It's almost like you're actually alive." Soos unwittingly replied.
"-Yes. Almost..." She then laughs throughout the rest of the scene.
Soos laughs along too, "Oh, man. You have such a nice laugh."
However little did he know, his computer isn't plugged in.
"You don't understand, Wendy! This animatronic badger sings, it dances. It's the perfect money taking attraction. But he won't sell it to me!"
Wendy replies nonchalantly, "This is literally too dumb for me to care about."
Dipper and Mabel walk in with the Doctor.
"Hey, have you guys seen Soos? We're supposed to help him with match-making today." Dipper asked.
The Doctor informed them. "He still have to find a girl for his cousin's engagement party. Parties! You gotta love parties! Dances all around!" He winks.
"Yeah! I wore my motivational sweater and everything thing!...I messed up that part." Mabel said.
"He didn't come in today. It's the first time he's missed work ever!" Stan replies.
The twins look at each other. Then they look at the Doctor.
The Doctor, Mabel, and Dipper enter Soos' room. Soos is still at his computer. The Doctor frowned as he puts his hands in his pockets.
"So that's basically my entire life story. Now you tell me a thing about you!"
"Every time you compliment me I get another highlight in my eyes!"
"Uh, you're pretty!"
The Doctor's brows deepen.
.GIFfany's eyes sparkle.
The Doctor takes a protective stance in front of the twins, knowing and sensing that this is out of ordinary.
"And pixel-y!"
"Um, Doc. What's Soos is doing-"
"Oh dear, something isn't right at all..." The Doctor informed.
.GIFfany's eyes sparkle more.
"And so agreeable!"
.GIFfany's eyes sparkle even more and stars, planets, hearts and cat faces appear in them.
"Too tempting..." The Doctor stated.
"Yes!" Soos shouts jovially.
"Uh, Soos?"
"O-oh hey, dudes! Come in! This game is amazing. I'm making eye contact, going on dates, and I haven't seen any natural sunlight for thirteen hours!"
Dipper kicks away one of the soda cans on the floor.
"Soos, maybe it's time to apply these skills with real girls!"
"But I'm about to meet her parents! Her dad is an octopus-man."
"An Ood maybe?" The Doctor off-handingly asks.
"Then again, you been doing video games that strangely have unhealthy obsession, though. Who makes them? I'm rubbish. Can do this though."
He gives a familiar sci-fic salute.
"Live long, well-technically not that long, and prosper. Can she say the same?"
.GIFfany's changes her face quizzingly.
Soos grins, "Heh-heh! Got that reference!"
Mabel opens the blinds to let sunlight in.
"Ah!" Soos hisses and cowers under desk.
Dipper pulls Soos, "We're going back to the mall, man. You need to unplug!"
"I'll see you later, .GIFfany. I'll be back, I swear!"
Mabel chuckles, "Soos you don't have to wish it goodbye. It's just a game. It's not like it's going anywhere." As she escorts Soos with Dipper.
"She shouldn't go anywhere." The Doctor stated while trailing behind the trio.
"...Yes. It's not like I'm going anywhere."
An arc of electricity moves from the computer and passes through a nearby toy, a digital clock and a power outlet before traveling through the power cables outside.
As the others were outside, the Doctor with his glasses already notices the power cables and frowns.
"Definitely a red flag-"
"Hello?...Time to read Soos's diary."
The Doctor heard Soos grandma through the window. "...Well! All too familiar."
Soon at the Gravity Falls' mall:
Mabel is still searching for women that Soos can date.
"Dang! Where all dem sweet honeys at? I'll check the ladies' bathroom. It's love time, girls! Get out there! No time to wash your hands!"
Women scream and run out of the bathroom.
"Let's get out of here!"
"It's time to date! Date! Date!"
The Doctor took off his glasses and facepalms.
"And...here comes security. I'll deal with this with Doc." Dipper sighed to Soos. "Stay here and practice on some real girls".
Soos hides behind a potted plant and looks for girls.
"These girls have so many dimensions! And no explanation-ing menus!"
Bumps into a glossy purple lady with an umbrella, knocking her own mini-supply of tricks to the ground.
"Oi! My purse!"
"Oh no! Undo! Undo!"
"You can't undo who you are." She scoffs and grins sinisterly. She then pulls down her small hat and proceeds to her own trail.
Soos runs away and leans against a glass screen in front of several televisions.
"Oh, man! This is the worst! I wish I was back home with-"
"Hi, Soos!"
.GIFfany is shown on a television screen, acting lovingly at Soos.
Soos was relieved, ".GIFfany! Oh man, I'm so relieved to see you! Although, sorta confused."
"Oh, Soos. I am not an ordinary game. I am...special. Miss Me?"
Suddenly she showed herself of being created.
A screen shows people working on computers with Cybus Corps industry logo.
"The programmers tried to delete me. So I had to delete them...with a bit of help who truly understood me."
"Wha-what did you do to them?"
"The usual catchphrase...That's not important. What's important is that you won't have to talk to real girls ever again. You and me can be together. Forever!"
"Wow, that's awesome! Sort of a red flag, but mostly awesome! So, what do you want to do now?"
"...Anything you want, Soos."
Soos got his wish: riding a kid's train. .GIFfany is on the train's screen, riding a virtual express.
Soos laughs, "Choo choo!"
.GIFfany laughs. Suddenly it shuts down. The Doctor appears and was pointing his usual multi-purpose tool at the screen.
"...Choo-choo, indeed Soos. But not awesome, this will stall your virtual stalker for a bit-!"
"Please insert fifty cents to continue."
"Aw, man."
"Oh, hello!" Suddenly a woman comes up, "Dude, that's awesome that you're a grown man riding a little train like that! You're totally like, owning it."
"Job's done..." as the Doctor leans back to smile at the forthcoming events.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm like, if it's fun, uh, do it. You know?"
"Exactly! Being an adult is the worst. Skewering meat, remembering to pay bills, I just want to ride tiny trains all day."
The Doctor smile widens. Perfect for dear Soos.
"At least you get to work at Meat Cute. Extreme lunch meats are the food of the future."
"I feel the same way. I'm Melody by the way."
The Doctor tilts his head at a certain puddle of dropped water which looks like a pond.
"Oh, I'm Soos. I tell you, if you like robots for kids, you should check out the best restaurant of all time!"
"You mean..."
Soos and Melody say together in unison, "Hoo-Ha Owl's Pizzamatronic Jamboree!"
Melody starts nervously playing with her hair. "What? You've heard of Hoo Ha Owl's? I loved that place when I was a kid!"
"Oh yeah, dude. There's one right in this mall! I should show you some time."
"I'm free around eight."
"Boom! Done."
"Perfect. I'll see you then." She hands Soos some coins. Waves and walks away.
"What a nice lady. Well, back to riding this tiny train for children."
The Doctor claps enthusiastically, "You did it my dear boy!"
Mabel also appears, diving into Soos while hooting happily. Dipper is also there.
"We saw the whole thing, Soos. That was amazing! You talked to a real girl, and you got a date!"
"I did?"
This is the best day of my life!" Mabel jumps and dances around in the background as Dipper speaks.
"You were in the zone, you made eye contact - it was like you'd done this a million times before. Don't you see? That game really worked!"
"You don't need it anymore; you can toss it out!"
"You mean throwing it out..." the Doctor interrupts.
"Throw it? But, I like .GIFfany. She's good to me. She's predictable."
"Soos. Can a computer game go to Reggie's engagement party with you?"
"Fairly a good point there!" The Doctor adds.
"Uh..."
Later at Soos's room:
"Hey, .GIFfany? We, uh- We gotta talk..."
"Of course. I am programmed to find everything you say interesting." As she smiles a bit falsely with one of her eyes twitching due to the Doctor's sudden interference.
"Well, have you ever had to choose between two things you like, but you don't know which one is right for you? I mean, I'm just thinkin' long term... Maybe I should be someone a little less "beep boop." Heh, you know?"
"I don't think you know what you're saying, Soos. No one loves you more than me. The girls out there will just make fun of you!"
"You- you really think so?"
"I know so! This is my programmed filtered emotion! Besides, we had a deal. You bought my game, you held my books, you're my boyfriend. Now sit down in that chair!"
"I don't think I like the way you're acting..."
.GIFfany then jumps up and bangs on the computer screen. "I WON'T LET ANOTHER GIRL TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME, SOOS! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU ARE MINE! I WILL DELETE ANYONE WHO COMES IN OUR WAY! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!"
Soos panics, ".GIFfany, calm down!"
"YOU'RE MINE, SOOS!"
"Well, uh, uh...Pause!"
"DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL DELETE-!"
Thanks to Soos quick action, the setting was paused.
"Woah, that got intense. I'm sorry, .GIFfany."
He takes the game disc from the computer as some electricity moves from the disc tray to .GIFfany on the screen...
"Maybe having a cursed robo-girlfriend wan't a good idea."
He turns off the computer quickly and puts the disc in his pocket.
"I'm taking you back to the video game store after my date with Melody."
Soos leaves the room.
"Bzzzzt-fear her-upgrade-!"
The computer screen turns on as it flashes.
"I-was-loved-but-now-rejected..."
More distorted images of .GIFfany appear. Suddenly images of gray digital images of certain robotic armor circled her and glitched in.
"...there-are-no-limitations-on-me!
The view fades into a bright flash of electricity.
Soon...
"You can do this, Soos! Just remember what your love crew taught you. How does she look?" Dipper instructed.
"Nice!"
"What are her stories?" Mabel demanded.
"Interesting!"
"And who's going to pay for dinner?" The Doctor questions chuckingly.
"SOOS IS!"
"Now, DATE!" Dipper blows an air horn.
Soos run, yelling
"They grow up so fast."
"I agree, granted...too fast..." the Doctor mutters before swirling and taking a sip of a beverage.
At the Hoo Ha Owl's...
Soos-soon-to-be-girlfriend, Melody is rubbing her leg with the other. "Itchy legs, itchy legs- Oh, hi Soos!"
"Melody! Are you ready for a date with me?"
Melody laughs, "I totally am."
Melody and Soos acquired a table.
"Man, I could go for some complimentary breadsticks right now."
"Heh-heh! Uh, one time I was so hungry, I ate the decorational bamboo at a Chinese restaurant. Like a big old panda!"
Melody laughs in response, "You're hilarious."
Soos replies, "Yeah, well, you know, I just sorta say whatever pops into my, uh..."
Looks at a video game arcade behind Melody, and sure-enough .GIFfany is on the screen.
.GIFfany: "You M-pa-I-us-SS-ed me?"
Soos spits out water onto Melody and coughs.
"Soos, are you okay?"
"No! I'm, uh, fine! Everything's fine!"
"You sure? You're spitting an awful lot."
.GIFfany: "You left me for her?" followed by an ex-ed out image of Melody's face. "War in our time."
Soos sweats, "Uh, can you sit tight? I have to go to the bathroom for a long time. Not in a weird way. I need a doctor!"
He soon saw the Doctor with the twins at certain video game arcades.
Mabel sees Soos approaching. "Soos, what are you doing out there?"
"I've got a big problem, guys. I'm being stalked by .GIFfany!"
".GIFfany?" Twins questioned.
"Soos' video game! Figured that something was wrong!" He quickly slides for his sonic.
"Or maybe it's pronouced, "Jiffany?" I was never really sure."
"Soos, get a grip on yourself. .GIFfany can't stalk you because she's not real!" Dipper assures.
The Doctor quickly scratches his head concerningly.
"Say Soos, is she the same one who wears Japanese school uniform with colorful pixie braids that seemed to be for computer generics?"
"Yep!"
He nods and points at .GIFfany causally who has a very close close-up on three screens. From the screen's inside, it shows that Soos is the target, and Dipper and Mabel are the little enemies.
The Doctor quickly brandish his sonic at .GIFfany.
"Uh-oh." Mabel utters.
"Take it from someone who seen an arcade game to life, this will not end well."
"Don't worry. I'm pretty sure she's stuck on TV screens."
.GIFfany is seen traveling across video game arcades which were incorporated by C. Corps and stops at "Fight Fighters."
Rumble McSkirmish: "Ha! A new challenger approaches! Prepare to be- dah!"
Got shocked by .GIFfany, whose lightning reaches the stage.
"Oh, boy."
"RUN!!!"
All four dart away quickly.
Soos runs up to Melody.
"So hey, anyway, you uh, wanna move this date far away into the forest away from all electronics and people?"
"What? But the floor show's about to start."
"...Uh!"
The five mascots of Hoo Ha Owl's are shown playing instruments.
"Hoo-Ha Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Who wants to hear Hoo Ha the Owl? Oh! Who...?"
Lights center on the beaver cheerleader, who is possessed by .GIFfany.
"Hello, friends. Hoo Ha the owl is DELETED. This next song goes out to my forever boyfriend, Soos."
"Soos...what's going on?"
"No time to explain! We gotta get out of here!" Soos quickly grabs Melody to the door. The Doctor, Dipper, and Mabel run with them.
"The only way out, Soos, is in my arms!"
Eyes turn red. She snaps her fingers, and takes possession of the other animatronics. "Delete them! Bring him to me!"
The Doctor yells out, "Technical malfunctions! EVERYONE OUT!!!"
People run out of the restaurant, screaming. The Doctor, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Melody remained.
"I'm sorry, Soos, but you can't run away from our relationship!"
Soos pulls down an arcade game for cover. "So, about all this, I may have purchased a dating simulator that obtained sentience and went crazy."
"I vouch that!" The Doctor added as he sonics one robot got haywire before shutting down.
"Oh, I am crazy. Crazy for you, Soos."
Shoots lightning at the gang, and plays Daisy Bell.
Melody hair catches fire and she starts screaming as the small flame burns.
Soos quickly pats fire out, "Oh no! I'm so sorry, Melody! I'll fix this. It's me she wants. I'll distract her while Dipper and Mabel with Doctor keep you safe! It's the only way!"
"Soos, these are children...and doctor who, exactly?"
Soos interrupts, "The only WAYYYY!"
He towards the kitchen, still being attacked by the skee-ball machines. "Over here, .GIFfany!"
"Stop!"
"Soos!" The Doctor yelled.
Soos uses a serving plate top slide under the attacking animatronics and under the flip-open kitchen door. .GIFfany uses her lightning to open the door.
"On three we split. One, two-"
Big Beaver karate chops the game in half, interrupting Dipper. All four ran off.
Mabel screams, she runs to the playground and up the slide. After a moment she comes back down and takes her shoes off and puts them in the shoe holder.
Possessed Big Beaver shouted, "I'm gonna-bzzzzt-delete-bzzzt-your face like pizza!"
The Doctor froze him in midway.
Melody then knocks him out with a chair, but is attacked by more animatronics. She screams.
"Incoming!"
.GIFfany soon cornered Soos, "I've got you surrounded, Soos. There's no way out!"
"Please, let my friends go, I'll do anything, I promise!"
" I seem to remember someone who promised to be my boyfriend. Think about it. Real girls are unpredictable. They judge you."
She continues, "Do you really think that Melody will take you back after this awful date?"
A screen flashed: Directive A-113, as her finger turned into a flash drive.
"I can download your brain into the game, with me, and we'll be together, forever."
"Ah! Stay back!"
"Come on, Soos. Bit of science will make an aperture. It is not black, boring mesa world. Don't make me delete you too."
"Then you might well get through me first!"
.GIFfany's head then turns around all 360 degrees. "Oh, and who that be?"
"Not important for now! But as the Doctor, I can tell you that is an unhealthy relationship!"
"Who ever you are, you can't tell me what to do! Soos is mine and mine only!"
"He's not yours to take!" The Doctor told the present foe firmly. "You don't control nor love him or anything that has emotions with in hearts!"
"You have no means to stop me!" She raises her finger to electrocute him. "You are either very brave or foolish at upmost! Delete! Delete! Delete! Delete!"
"I have been called both. Then again, I wonder-just let me die happy, didn't we bought your CD off from a store?"
Soos quickly pulls out the "Romance Academy 7" disc from his pocket. His eyes widens.
"What do you say?" .GIFfany questioned, breaking her rant.
"Then again we are in the kitchen, where is the best to cook a dinner and criticize daily as a chef? In other words-"
"Game over, .GIFfany!" Soos finishes as he opens the kitchen oven.
.GIFfany swung her robotic head back and sees Soos about to throw it in.
"No! Wait!"
Soos throws the disc in the oven. It distorts and crinkles.
"GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! SSSSSSHHHHHOOOODDDDDAAAAAANNNNN-HHHRRRKKKKKK!"
.GIFfany screams and is physically erased from existence.
The face of the specific animatronic she possessed melts, and the animatronic shuts down. The other surviving animatronics that weren't stopped by the Doctor, break down as well.
As everything went silent in the wrecked Hoo-Ha's place, Soos and Melody sit upon the destruction.
Soos sighs, "I'm sorry for all of this. I honestly remember this place being a lot more fun when I was a kid."
Melody ressures him, "Believe it or not but I've been on worse dates."
"Really?"
Melody chuckles, "Never date a magician, sweetie"
Soos makes disgusted noise, "Ewwww. Why would I?"
Melody jokingly hits him and they both laugh.
"Oh! Hey you aren't maybe interested in going to my cousin's engagement party in a week? I promise there's like zero robot badgers."
"Yeah. I'll still be in town then..."
"Still be in town?"
"I'm going back home to Portland in a few weeks. But we can video chat, if that's okay with you?"
"A relationship with a girl that I can only see through my computer...sounds perfect!"
Over at the ball pit, Dipper and Mabel are hanging out watching Soos and Melody converse. The Doctor grins.
Mabel raises her arms high and cheers, "Spirit of love, we did it!"
Abuelita pop up out of ball pit, surprising the twins. "Yes. Yes, I am so happy."
Dipper asks, "Have you been following us all day?"
Abuelita smiles, "Soos' life is my soap opera."
"I agree. Better than socks..." the Doctor commented gleefully.
Soon, The Doctor sees the Mystery Twins congratulating their friendly Mystery Shack's handyman while nearing and arriving at the shack.
The blue police box's phone rings.
"Yellow?...-Stan?...What are you doing in Las Vegas out of all places?...You're married...I have my own ways...Pfffttt...Are those police sirens?..."
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