Chapter Twenty Five: All's Doof that Ends Doof
Perry woke up to a poke in his snout. He immediately blinked his eyes open, crossed them, and chattered, waking up Phineas and Ferb, "Hey Perry! Boy it's good to be back! Hey Ferb, let's go check out the tower, and see why it stopped broadcasting!"
"Boys, breakfast is ready!"
Phineas amended, "After breakfast, that is!"
They hurried downstairs, Perry plodding along after them. Dare I hope?
He allowed a small smile at the crayfish in his bowl, quickly hiding it as he ate. The boys finished first, and darted out back.
Perry started to follow when his watch beeped, "Agent P, I hope you're feeling better, because this is urgent! Doofenshmirtz has bought the house directly behind yours! The truck's outside as we speak! Get over there quickly, before he see's you with your family!"
Perry saluted, and hurried out. The boys were trying to figure out where their tower had gone, not knowing that the OWCA had dismantled it so that L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. couldn't keep using it.
More importantly right now, was the truck behind the fence. Perry slipped under, and noted as he passed it that there were indeed huge letters proclaiming D.E.I.
He went to the front door, slipping his hat on. Hm, a dog door, no wall breaking today!
He slipped in, and the door beeped behind him. He waited expectantly for the trap.
A hunched figure in the shadows muttered as it tried to untangle some wires. It called out, "Coffee's on the table, Puddin'!"
Perry flipped the light switch and stared at Annie, who still didn't look up from the television wires she was frantically trying to untangle, "Thanks. I didn't want to pull you away from your family so soon, but Monogram insisted. He wanted to see your reaction. He's probably going to make Carl clean gas station bathrooms when he realizes he forgot to set up this stupid video camera."
Perry walked over calmly, and pulled one wire out, untangling the rest. He helped her connect the wires, then wrapped his arms around her neck. She kissed the top of his head, and whispered, "Told ya you're a darling!"
He winked, and darted out the door. She activated the camera, and turned to smile as he dove in, and stood and stared at her in convincing shock.
Monogram chuckled at him, "That's exactly what AJ said when she heard! Sorry about the false alarm Agent P!"
The platypus opened the door, and peered back out at the moving truck, this time taking the time to notice the words underneath the letters. D.E.I. Danville Everything Interior moving co.
He shut the door again, and crossed his arms, and waited for Monogram to continue, "Right. Um, so, as you can see, AJ here has been relocated, but to the best place possible."
Annie and Perry exchanged pointed glances with one another, then quickly looked back to the screen, "Now she can still pet sit for the Flynn-Fletchers, and help you keep an eye on them. And after the way you two teamed up this week, I think its safe to assume that neither of you will mind being assigned as each others' partner."
Annie said, "Not at all sir!" As Perry shook his head.
This is to good to be true!
Monogram out!
As the screen blinked out, Annie turned to Perry, "You don't think…"
Perry motioned for her to follow as he went back out the front door. There's only one way to find out!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Doof opened the door to the agent's knocking, and eyed them suspiciously, "I'm not finished yet."
Annie crossed her arms, "You don't seem surprised to see me."
He glared at them, "Eh. People I don't like show up at my door everyday! But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Perry the thwart-apus!"
Annie blinked innocently, "So... you haven't been firing any, I don't know… reversed-get-rid-of-inator beams, have you?"
He sighed, "... Fine... I felt bad for breaking down your door… even though that kind of stuff happened to me all the time…" He glared at his nemesis, "…and… well… I just don't need anymore emotionally scaring back-stories, okay? Now could you both go away? I'm almost done… I just need a few more minutes, actually, you could come in and wait Perry the Platypus, you're good about that kind of stuff. You, AJ, however, aren't my nemesis. Get out!"
She smiled, "Thanks Doof." and waved to Perry, who tipped his hat, and went inside to sit down in Doof's waiting corner. He picked up an outdated magazine, and smiled.
It was good to be back to the old routine.
The Doof
(Well, okay, The End)
A/N: Nope, still don't own the unoriginal.
Well, that it! Hope you all liked it! This ending seemed to fit best, but… what do I know? And yes, there may be a few sequels coming up, but they will be shorter.
Annie ideas? .. … …ha ha ha, ha... sorry.
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Special thanks to NattyMc, who has faithfully reviewed everything I've posted, you're awesome! Also to PhineasAndFerbFan114, who is also awesome! And to Radar180, who has graciously promised to Beta read this and Platyborg's Agent Predicament!
All three of them are superb authors, and you should defiantly check out their stories!
And, once again, Thanks for reading! -veryloyalfan
