Chapter 24: Floating Around in Ecstasy
Killer Queen was celebrating amongst her chamberpersons as usual. She was The Queen, ruler of all, and she could do whatever she wanted. This fat bottomed girl defiantly made the world go round.
What's more her minions knew it. As she partied they gathered around her, mimicking her movements and fulfilling her every wish.
Suddenly, when KQ was in full swing, Khashoggi rushed in. He was jumpy, excited but just a little nervous.
"Ma'am, I bring splendid news!" he announced
With a click, Killer Queen dismissed her yuppies.
"My officers have been successful in breaking up the Bohemian stronghold!" he continued, "The Heartbreak Hotel is destroyed!!"
"Khashoggi!" KQ enthused, "this is wonderful! The Resistance is vanquished! We've won!"
"Umm yes Ma'am, except if I might contin..."
But Killer Queen was already engrossed in her victory.
She began to sing:
"Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real
good time"
In desperation Khashoggi tried to get her attention, "Yes Ma'am if I could just..."
But she just ignored him:
"I feel ali-hi-hi-ive!"
"Ma'am it's just that..."
"And the world, turning inside out
Floating around in ecstasy
So..."
"Ma'am"
She was getting impatient now and her song began to reflect this
impatience in both lyrics and pace:
"Don't stop me now..."
"Ma'am"
"Don't stop me now
Cos I'm having a good time
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity..."
"MADAM!"
"I'm a racing car passing by
Like Lady Godiva I'm gonna..."
"MADAAAM!!"