We need to get Light back! I hate to say this, but it's getting boring without him actually with us. *one dramatic escape scene later*
Light: It's about time!
You should be happy that I even decided to bring you back!
Light: Then why did you?
B-because your my enemy and it's no fun if your being tortured and I'm not their to cause it. Plus Misa was driving me crazy!
Misa: Lightz! *glomps*
Scrambled-eggs-at-midnight asks:
Hallo! First off, I would like to inform Beyond Birthday of the fact that I know a guy who used to be in a band called Strawberry Jam. O_o No kidding. Mello: Chocolate releases happy hormones. When people are happy, they are more inclined to believe in things that they might otherwise doubt, such as the existance of a food (chocolate) that can solve your problems. And you know who else is said to solve problems? God. So, following that logic, God is actually a chocolate bar. Okay, now on to my actual plea for advice: I have a terrible case of writer's block right now, and all of my muses have either run away to an island in the Bahamas or given up and jumped off of buildings. Any help? -Eggy
All: Hola and welcome.
Beyond: A band called Strawberry Jam? Now that's a cool band name! Maybe I should start a band with that name?...
Mello: Heh, go figure. No wonder I pretty much worship my chocolate.
Near: The best advice I can give is to gather material, listen to music, observe everything around you, live your life, and soak up all that life has to offer so you can do what you love—write.
Ryuk: Or you could carry around a notebook, so whenever an idea comes to mind, you can write it down. Carrying around a death note could work too.
Matt: Even though you may not like an idea, go ahead and write it down so you can tweak it or completely alter it. But atleast you'll have an idea to go off of. Next!
L.E-chan-Hetalia-DN-fangirl. asks:
Beyond: No problem! 1:Try and survive a day with your victims' ghosts! XDD I DARE YOU! Mello: 1:Are you and Switzerland related? You both have an obsession with chocolate and have an annoying rival.
(No offense, Near & Austria!) All: 1: I can say Hello in about 11 languages. Hello, Privet, Sveiki, Hola, Guten Tag, Bonjour, Ni hao, Konnichiwa, Sa-wat-dii Kha, Shalom, Ciao/Bongourno! 2: I know at least one word in about 14 languages. Russian, Lithuanian, Thai, Polish, Japanese, French, Hebrew, Spanish, Italian, Chinese, English, Latin and German. I cannot remember the 14th. XD
Beyond: Eh, I don't think that would go over well...
Mello: Could be. We even have pretty much the same hair cut.
All: How fluent you are! You must be quite smart to atleast know one word in 13/14 languages! Next!
TheOriginalGloryGirl asks:
Hey death note characters! I am Glory Girl. And this is Angel. Angel: Hi, I'm a seven year old kidnapped birdkid from the Maximum Ride book series.
I can read and control minds amongst other things.
Me: I don't know if any of you have read it so I feel the need to explain. Anywho... I have plenty to say :D Angel: At least one of them is going to suffer... Me: I hope its Light :D In MR (I'm a bit of a fangirl...) theres a character named Fang. He could so pass as a mini L! He always has a straight face, he barely talks, he has longish black messy hair. He and L are really similar. Angel: the Flock doesn't get many sweets though, and Fang has olive skin. and he's not an insomniac. Me: Minor details. Why are you all so mean to Matsuda :( He's so cute have you seen his chibi? It ties L for second in cute chibis. Near's chibi is the cutest :D Matsu is awesome though -huggles matsu- Angel: Hey Kira, and I mean you Light, I can take over your mind and make you suffer in pits of despair. Me: Believe it or not that was only slightly OOC. I hate you Light.
I give you a punch in the face and I whack you with a herring. Angel: Near you are so cute. Your not as cute as me -cute face that even Near can't beat-. But your still cute! Me: Mello. To be honest, I don't like you. Angel: That was rather blunt. Me: Your not nice, you dress like a poser, your very mean, you seriously look like a girl though. And you can't come and hurt me cuz I gots the mind contoller. Angel: Thats me :P Me: hmmm is this too long of a review? Angel: meh. Me: Matt, I like you :) Except for the whole smoking thing. You do realize your slowly killing yourself. L, You didn't desearve to die :( -whacks Light with a herring- . Angel: Hi L, I have wings and I can fly. Me: Even though thats the truth, he wont believe it. Angel: I know. Me: BB, I dont particularly know anything about you. Only that your a psychotic killer who likes jam. Hey Light, spell Yagami backwards. Misa... I am unable to relate. Angel: Her hair is cute. Me: I think all of you should try reading Maximum Ride, at least just the first book.
Yes I am a MR fangirl. But I do not SQUEEE. Not even at fax. Angel: -sigh- Me: Sorry that was so long... BYE!
All: Nice to meet you Glory girl and Angel!
L: Really now? I should like to meet him someday.
Light: I wouldn't say we're "mean" to him. He's just like our jester, you could say.
Matt: That's kinda harsh Light.
Light: Wait now- *recieves punch and get's whacked with herring* Aw come on. My bruises from last time I got punched aren't even healed yet!
Near: Thank you; but you can have the title of 'cute'. It seems to make people put me in the 'sheep' category. Which I do not like.
Mello: I won't get mad, for one, because Poizun will take away my chocolate, and because everyone has their own opinions. I've never realized I dressed like a poser... O_o
Matt: Thanks!
L: I would believe you, Angel, if you had some proof of this. Could you show me your wings?
Beyond: Eh, that's pretty much all you need to know, actually.
Light: *sarcastic* Ha ha ha, yes I am very aware what my last name spells, thank you.
Misa: Thank you!
I, for one, love the book! :)
All: Will do! Thanks for the review~ Next!
BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare asks:
*hugs and kisses BB* Sorry, I wasn't trying to get you in trouble =( Anyways, I'm always asking y'all questions so why don't ask me some questions? It'll be a nice change of pace. Matt: Of course! This means I'll have to practice even harder at Japanese! Mello: Here you go, truffles just like I promised. L: You aren't? But don't people pay you for solving the cases? BTW You're my favorite character too, just thought I'd say that since I've paying more attention to B lately I didn't want you to feel bad. ALL: This is a moral question. Ok my cousin's husband just died (he had liver disease due to his heavy drinking which is why they were separated) and she didn't go see him when he was in the hospital on his deathbed and she didn't go to his funeral. Now because he's a veteran, spouses are entitled to benefits for the rest of their lives. Every since he died she has talked about nothing but getting the money from his death, in fact she didn't even know where the funeral was held at! She said she didn't go because it wasn't her problem. Do you think this is right? Should she have gone to his funeral even though they were separated?
I honestly think she's been waiting on that man to die.
Beyond: It's alright.
All: Sounds nice to switch it around for once!
Matt: Okay! Probably, or you won't be able to understand anything they say in the game. ^^; So, which gaming system is your favorite?
Mello: Thank you muchly! Uh..do you like motorcycles? I just bought another one and now have an extra.
L: Well yes, but Watari manages all the financial staples while I focus on the cases. Why thank you. That is very kind. Hmm, what is your favorite sugary treat?
Near: Truthly, no; that is not right. If she ever cared for the man, she should have gone to the funeral. My question is, out of interest, are you fluent in any languages? Like Spanish, French, etc.?
Misa: That is very cruel thing! If that was me in that situation, I would be there! Do you have any intrests in yaoi? :D
Light: Even though that sounds like something I would do, atleast I'd go to the funeral. I'm not really sure what to ask you since we aren't too fond of eachother. So I see you like Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. Who's you're favorite character?
Ryuk: Humans can be so greedy. Much like us shinigami. Now, what's your favorite type of apple?
Beyond: You already know my answer, so I'm not going to bother. Have you ever commited a crime or done something illegal? Next.
ZetsubouAi asks:
Yay~! Gosh, I always love updates :3 *high-fives Poizun* No, fortunatly, nobody died during the wait of the update~...I hope...Anyway *gives you a 2-liter of Mt. Dew* Back to the DN crew...:D ~~ More Questions + Responses ~~ To begin with, I'm sorry I forgot to give Mello and BB presents in my last review T.T For Mello, you get to star in one of those chocolate commercials for Bliss(?) =P
Because we all know you'd be much more suited for that role anyway ^_^ As for Beyond, I brought you a special knife~ (look up Osaka and the knife scene from Azumanga Daioh.
THAT is why you and she are made of awesome). Okay, as for Light,...Now that I think about it, you do kinda look like him(don't hurt meh! D:), just a little.
I dunno, pick up any Death Note volume and look to the very back. There should be a picture of you, Naruto, Ichigo, and that kid from One Piece. That's the picture she says looks like you...kinda. But why didn't you throw tha movie out the window? I know I would have. Or are you just to nice? :)
*gives you the most justice-y potato chips ever to make up for it* Okay, and for Beyond...congratulations, you are officially my current anime-character fave~ :3 And I just love those three words you chose. Very epic indeed. Now, let us see...Oh, you see a little girl walking down the street singing a song or something. A car is coming dangerously close to her. Do you A) push her out of the way. B) Push her into the car's way. C) Do nothing and walk away. Or D) You're the one driving the car =D By the way, I want you to go to youtube and type in BB's theme. It sould be the one with just you and L in the picture. Personally, it kinda sounds like a breaking down carousel and it makes me think of a bunch of kids saying 'Mommy! It's going too fast!' while you're in the background about to throw knives or something o.o
It gave me a lot of inspiration to write this new fanfic... Oh, and Light, so you really think no one on earth would write a Light/Matsuda? Well I must be a shinigami because I now feel really tempted to write that(no offense or nothing; I just like to prove people wrong) ^_^ Mmkay...Misa, have you ever seen Hamtaro? I used to love that show :3 And I now have a burning hatred for the people of cartoon Network for taking it down...along with all the other good shows for that matter...grr...say, Light, you wouldn't happen to have a, oh, I don't know, a way to /delete/ those idiots, would you? *looks hopefully at Death Note* Oh, Near, so you really like my Dear Near story? That's awesome!...Can I give you a hug? :3 Hm...L, can I see your best Light impression? :P Hm...Light, can I see your best L impression? :3 Ryuk, why are shinigami so amazingly awesome? :D Mmkay, this one's for Matt, Mello, and Near. Pick a name from out of the hat, and name one good thing about him. Idk, I just think y'all need to get along a little better...or not. *holds out magical hat* Oh, look~ Near, you got... Mello. Mello, you got... Near. Matt, you got...oh...there's no names left. Well, you just get a magical video game system that transports you to any anime you want =D Oh, take the Death Note cast to Ouran High School Host Club~ That would rock =] Or, just any anime...your gift :3 Well, that's all for now...oh, lookie, it's three in the AM. ^v^ Okay, so, until next time, bye-b-
*falls asleep on keyboard*
So do I! *high fives back* And I would hope not o.o Speaking of which, you better update girlie, even though you just updated not to long ago... =p
Mello: Cool. Next stop Hollywood!
Beyond: Thank you. I will treasure it always.
Light: *looks at back of manga* I refuse to comment. And I didn't throw it out cause Poizun wants to sell it on e-bay. Might as well get some money for it? *snacks on chips*
Beyond: Thanks and thanks. Some people just don't understand how awesome I am. I would have to say B or D if I had a cloning machine. I do agree; I would do such a thing!
Light: You wouldn't dare... *glares*
Misa: Sure I have! I used to watch it as a kid! Oh, Lighty-cake, could you pleeaaseee do something about those horrid people that upset me and Su-chan?
Light: Eh, why should I? I would have no personal gain.
Light, do it or so help me, I'll show the entire world your "High School Musical" incident!
Light: You actually scare me for once. Fine. *pulls out handy-dandy notebook* There, happy?
Near: ...Sure *hugs*
L: No promises that it's good; 'I am Kira. Killer of the innocent! Player of Little Big Planet! Watcher of The Nanny! Creator of the new world! Eater of potato chips!'.
Light: I don't sound like that!
L: Notice how he didn't deny any of the things I said. Isn't that right Kira?
Light: Shut up, you have no proof. Okay; 'I am L. I'm a descendant of pandas! Chocolate cake is FTW! I sew in my spare time! And I'm going to die because of a high risk of diabetes!'.
L: That was horrendous. Hardly any of that is true. And since when do I say "FTW"?
Ryuk: Because we were made that way.
Near: I gather that you only put Mello and my name in there on purpose. I do admire Mello's will to leap before looking. I've always admired that about him.
Mello: *mumbles* I guess I like Near's composed demeanor. It is a flaw of mine, but It suits him well.
Aww! So do you guys feel like you accomplished something?
Near: I would like to say yes, but probably not.
Mello: Not really.
Atleast you tried. =_=;
Matt: I love how advanced technology is now these days! I might... or I could send us into Devil May Cry. Or both! ;)
All: Until next time Zetsu, ciao! Next.
Italiangurlinamessedupworld asks:
Pffffffffffffffffffft! Hahahaha! "Me without reviews is like an Otaku without anime. The world will end!" Best one yet. You POSITIVE you can't give me his number Light? Oh well... tell him that R2 made me cry. I passed this time! I CAN NOW DRIVE! Oh yes, be afraid... be VERY afraid. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And of course other Griffins flew threw the dimentional rip! Would you like one of the opposite gender so Griffins can fly around the world bringing about world peace in the form of love, happiness, and death? I think the sun boiled my brain... in that case, what's the best treatment for a sunburn? AND HOW IS PRINCESS PRINCESS DISTURBING? :( Near, Misa, you are both loved 30 percent more. Because you at least think it's INTERESTING! Mwahahahaha...haha...ha. Ho :) Preseeeeeents! L: I won't put any strange ingredients in it. Ah, so their not killing each other, JUST MAKE SURE THERE'S CLOTHES FOR THEM WHEN THEY CHANGE BACK! Like I said, you can just FedEx them back if you want. You get a Sugar Castle, I'll give you some furniture next time. Near: You get... a gigantic playhouse. With a code only known to you so no clowns or prostitutes can get in it. And Mello... it's indestructable, don't even try... Light: Yes... let us. I can't give you scissors... but I do have this VERY HANDY sword you can have... and here's the arm, you know for the Griffin, I'll tell you if Harry screams or not... Do you think the Griffin will eat Edward Cullens foot? Because I closed that one before anything could eat me... Beyond: I LOVE THAT VIDEO! Except when I watch it during the part with the saw and their cutting open the mouth at the edges, my cheeks feel very strange... A Beretta 9 mm and a nuclear plant... I'm sorry you had to go through that Authoress...you get 124 2 liters of Mountain Dew, and 134 other food and drink items of your choosing. Misa: REALLY? Interesting. You get... 28 new outfits. Enjoy! Mello: It would have been funny though... oh well. Today you get... A new hideout!
Next time maybe I'll give you explosives. Matt: I hope you like the games you bought... you get the new Kingdom Hearts games.
Who's your favorite gaming character of all time? Ryuk: Pffft, you wouldn't want to come to my house than, we have 5 cats. There's candy apples, will you go? You get a fort made out of apples. Sorry this review is so late! I WILL go someday! I swear on my ninja way! Imagine me with ninja weapons... fuuuuuun. Keep writing, Italy
Thanks! I try~ =)
Light: Extremely! We made a deal that if we don't give out eachother's numbers, then we won't try to kill eachother. I'll be sure to pass on the message, though.
All: That worries us...
Light: Sure! I recommend using aloe vera juice. You must keep the spot moist.
Mello: You're too old fashioned Light. Use Noxzema. It really freaking works!
Light: It's disturbing in my eyes. Just look at it as an opinion.
Near and Misa: Thank you.!
L: That is already taken care of. And they ate almost all of my fruits, so I'll go ahead and send them back now. Furniture, I assume, that is going to be made of sugar?
Near: I really appreciate that. Atleast now I have a place that no one can break into.
Light: A sword, nice! Here goes *gives arm to griffin* Edward Cullen's foot, huh? I don't know, the sparkly-ness might mess with his stomach...
Beyond: Really? I feel all tingly inside during that part!
It wasn't so bad at first, but then it got worse and worse... The horror. Yay! Now I'm all better :3
Misa: Really! Omg, thank you Italy!
Mello: Yes, it would have. Finally! You know how long I've been trying to find a new one?
Matt: Oh, I do! Thanks, this saves me a trip to GameStop! I have to say either good old Link or Kratos.
Ryuk: You convinced me. But keep those cats away from me!
It's okay. You must! I would be scared of you with ninja weapons. xD Next!
Undercover92 asks:
This is Undercover92 speaking from a height of 5000 feet. I have Misa Amane with me and if you people don't surrender Light Yagami to me, I swear I will push her off the cliff. When Light will be surrendered to me, I will push the murderous duo off the cliff. Which option is better? L: I am sincerely sorry for taking you to the toruture cell of mine so as to make up for it, how about two tickets to a Hershey's factory for 24 hours. The choice is up to you to take which person.
Matt: What would you do if some one forced you to pat Mello on the head and say "Beautiful young lad, I cut thee down"? Ryuk: Can a shinigami fly around the world without plummeting midway? Yours in fanship, Undercover92
Holy shiz. I didn't even see her take Misa! You're a ninja... o.o
Light: You seriously aren't going to give me to her after I just escaped are you?
Pfft, duh I would! *hands over Light* Quick Near, get the popcorn!
L: You seem forthright. I shall forgive you. Will you accompany me and Mello to Hershey's factory?
Matt: Um, awkward. I would question why I was "cutting thee down"?
Ryuk: Since we aren't, in any way, human, we can fly for days. I would test it for you but I'm not motivated enough.
Are you going to push them off now! :D
Though this advice column thingy is for fun and is humorous at times, diabetes is no laughing matter. An estimation of 180,000 people die each year directly from diabetes. You know what else isn't funny? The way Christopher Nolan ended "Inception"! LIKE OMG *!#$%
Anyshoe, I apologize for the late update blah blah. You guys probably get tired of hearing the same thing over and over again, don't you?
Me without reviews is like Light without The Nanny. The world will end!
~Lia