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I got this idea awhile my doing my piano homework (obviously)

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Warning: Um...swearing much?

50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei

Number Twenty-Five

I will not do piano homework ever again.

Ah...it was just another lovely day at Hyoutei. Yeah. Lovely indeed. Pshh. There was definitely something chaotic going around. Seriously.

No, seriously.

"I hate piano homework," Mukahi muttered.

"Gakuto, it's your fault, since you were the one who asked your parents to let you take piano lessons," Oshitari said.

"Well, I only started, and look what they're making me do! Study about fermatas and scales!"

"Everyone has to study scales."

"Scales suck. Why can't I just steal one from a dragon and call it a day?"

"Okay...number one, dragons don't really exist. Number two, they're asking for musical scales...not dragon scales," Shishido said.

"I hate theory homework. It's like they're trying to teach me about science."

"It's just piano homework. Just do it."

"It's so hard!!!"

Oshitari sighed. "Okay, what's the first note in the A Major scale?"

"Um...E?"

"...No...A..."

"Well what the heck is up with that?!"

"..."

"I mean, seriously! What about the Z Major scale? THEY HAVEN'T TAUGHT ME THAT YET, HAVE THEY?!"

Shishido frowned. "Idiot, there's only A, B, C, D, E, F, and G. There is no 'Z'."

"Well that's just retarded."

"You're retarded."

"Ore-sama demands that you two stop this nonsense at once!"

"No one cares about your needs, Atobe," Mukahi shot back.

"ORE-SAMA IS GOD!! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ORE-SAMA!"

"IF YOU'RE SO GOOD, WHY DON'T YOU JUST HELP ME WITH MY THEORY HOMEWORK, HUH?!"

Atobe grabbed the book from Mukahi and began reading. "The A flat major scale has four flats."

"Why does it have FOUR flats? I mean...seriously. It's not like it can DRIVE."

"..."

"I think he's mistaking it for something else..."

"Okay..."

Atobe continued. "The D flat major scale has 5 flats."

"BUT, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! CARS ONLY HAVE FOUR TIRES, RIGHT? SO HOW CAN IT HAVE FIVE FLAT TIRES?!" Mukahi waved his arms wildly in the air. "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER!!"

Shishido rolled his eyes. "Retard, we aren't talking about cars here, we're talking about MUSIC."

"Musical cars? I thought it was musical chairs..."

"Um...okay..."

"CAKE WALK!"

"Are you talking about the piece, or the game?" Oshitari asked.

"Um...there's a piece called 'Cake Walk'?"

"...Never mind."

"COWS!!!"

"..."

"I KNOW! WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE OUR OWN MANGA!"

Shishido stared. "How did we get from piano homework to manga?"

"I totally know what should happen first!"

"What is so important that even Ore-sama is being ignored?" Atobe asked.

No one answered.

"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS TO BE ANSWERED! GET DRUNK ON MY SKILLS!"

"..."

Silence...

"Atobe, have you been reading Viz translations lately?" Oshitari asked.

"Get drunk on my skills...what the hell..." Mukahi muttered. "Whatever. Anyways, I totally know what should happen first!"

"We heard you the first time." Shishido began flipping through a tennis magazine.

"SOMEBODY SHOULD CHOKE ON A CACTUS!!"

Atobe dropped his glass of iced tea. "Did Ore-sama hear correctly? Did you just say that someone should choke on a cactus?"

"Uh...chyeah."

"..."

"Has Fuji gone into his head and mind-raped him, or what?" Shishido asked.

"..."

"I KNOW!! SOMEONE SHOULD GET KILLED BY A VIOLIN!"

Oshitari twitched. "I play the violin you know."

"Yeah...I think everybody noticed."

"So how does a person get killed by a violin, exactly?"

"I dunno. He chokes on the bow?"

"..."

"At least we're back on the topic of musical instruments...kind of..." Shishido commented.

"Yeah..." Oshitari sighed.

"Ore-sama wants a unicorn," Atobe said randomly.

"Um..."

Shishido started banging his head on the table. He really wished he'd stay home today...