Me: Okay everyone! It's now time for the moment some of us are waiting for!
StArS-AnD-RoSeS: Yay! Lemons! Hot and steamy--!
Me: Not yet!
StArS-AnD-RoSeS: (frowns) Sorry...
Me: As I was saying, it's time for another sense-of-humor-busting chappie.
StArS-AnD-RoSeS: Is it a total make-out session?
Me: Not really, but someone gets something in their mouth, though.
StArS-AnD-RoSeS: Damn! I wanna see a romantic situation!
Me: Well, there is a--oh, nevermind. Just let the readers read this chapter.
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Chapter 24: Another "Sit" Uation
Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kirara were still waiting for Kagome while she was trying to get the arrow out of her chest. It was difficult since the arrow was shot by Kikyo. In the hospitality tent where Kagome was taken to after the battle against Kikyo, several soldiers were trying to get Kagome ready for the arrow to come out.
"I hope she'll live through this," mumbled Inuyasha outside the tent. "I can't see her die just like that. Why, Kikyo...why?"
Shippo was crying and said, "I hope Kagome doesn't die! Kikyo is such a bitch!"
WHAM!
"OW!" cried Shippo. "I'm just trying to show my support for Kagome!"
"I did that 'cause you need to watch your mouth," said Inuyasha.
"You say bad words all the time!" shouted Shippo.
"Please, be quiet," said one of the soldiers.
"Sorry," said Inuyasha.
"You're acting weird," whispered Shippo. "What are you up to?"
"Shut up!" whispered Inuyasha.
The army's doctor got ready to try and pull the arrow out of Kagome's breastplate. "This will hurt," said the doctor, "so try to stay still and shout if it helps get your mind off of the pain."
"Just pull it out, please," said a weak Kagome.
The doctor tugged a little, and pain went through Kagome's body. She winced a bit and yelled out a little, "Sit!"
BAM!
Outside, Inuyasha fell face first onto the ground. She must be in major pain! thought Inuyasha.
"Here we go again, Kagome," said the doctor. Then he tugged a little harder. More pain came to Kagome.
SIT!
BAM!
"By the way that Inuyasha looks," said Shippo, "Kagome must be in real pain."
The doctor started to pull harder and harder.
SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
The more that Kagome shouts "sit", the harder Inuyasha's face started to go into the ground. Even his mouth was starting to fill up with dirt. I will never let Kagome get hurt again, Inuyasha thought, since this is what Kagome might be saying while in major pain.
After the final pull, the doctor managed to get the arrow out of Kagome's chest.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha hit the ground twice as hard. "Need any help, Inuyasha?' asked Shippo.
"I'm fine," Inuyasha said while his face was still on the ground.
"That should do it," said the doctor. "Let's get some bandages on you and you'll be back at your tent for rest."
"Thanks...doc," said Kagome.
Once Inuyasha got his face off the ground, his mouth was still full of dirt and grass. He spat it all out and said, "Is there--yuck!--a river--spit!--nearby?"
"Here's Kagome's waterbottle," said Shippo handing over a bottle of water to Inuyasha.
"Thanks," said Inuyasha. He got some water in his mouth, gargled for a bit, and then spat it out to get the dirt out. "Never let Kagome make a sound when she's in super pain."
Some of the soldiers had escourted Kagome back to her tent. There, Inuyasha was waiting for her.
"You look pretty beat," said Kagome. "Guess I said S-I-T too much."
"It's okay," said Inuyasha. "No big deal. You okay?"
"I'm still a little sore," said Kagome, "but I'll be fine."
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Me: Well, sorry that this chapter is short.
StArS-AnD-RoSeS: Short? Who's cares if it's short?! I had to go to the bathroom about five times when I read this!
Me: Are you sure it isn't those five cups of coffee and four cups of cappiccino you drank this morning?
StArS-AnD-RoSeS: I'm sure, I'm sure.
Sutarumahari: When are we gonna get to the lemon?!
Me: Sutarumahari? Where'd you come from?
Sutarumahari: I was trying to get a front row seat, but some of these girls won't even make room!
StArS-AnD-RoSeS: You're not the only Sesshy-fan here.
Sutarumahari: It's obessor!
StArS-AnD-RoSeS: Same dif, woman!
Me: While they're catfighting, please R&R...