easy go
little high
little low
anyways the wind blows
doesn't really matter
to me
to me
mama just kill the man
put a gun against his head
pull the trigger
now he's dead.
mama
life had just begun
but now i've gone and thrown it all away
mama
ooooohhhooohhhhhh
didn't mean to make you cry
One day Erik was sitting in his batcave and reading a book entitled "Why has nobody killed miley cyrus yet?". It was the sequal to the book that he was reading in chapter 19.
Erik smiled. He was enjoying his book. But suddenly, his day was ruined by Raoul walking up to him.
"Hey Erik. How's it goin'?" Raoul asked. Erik sighed and rubbed his temples.
"Horrible" he muttered. Raoul looked at him sadly.
"Aw, what's wrong?" he asked sympathetically. Erik set his book aside.
"Well, I'm a miserable, insane, deformed old man and the love of my life has been stolen away from me by a complete and I have no real friends." Erik spat. Raoul pretended that he knew what Erik was saying.
"I see. Well....I'll be your friend!" Raoul suggested. Erik smiled.
"Really?" He asked hopefully. Raoul nodded.
"Yeah!"
"NEAT! I HAVE A FRIEND!" Erik exclaimed.
There was a long akward silence. Raoul turned to Erik.
"Hey Erik, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face, then you have cancer?" Raoul asked while he was suppresing a chuckle.
Erik looked shocked.
"Really?" he asked. Raoul nodded.
Erik placed his hand on his face.
Raoul smashed Etiks hand into his face forcefully.
"OW! YOU BASTARD!" Erik screamed as Raoul ran away giggling.
The next day, Erik tried this trick on Raoul.
Raoul had completely forgotten about the trick and he fell for it.
Twice.