Alarm Clock-Kurama/Hiei
"Hiei...would you mind telling me what the point of this was?" Kurama's voice was soft, but laced with irritation none the less. Hiei cracked open his eyes, following his lover's hand to where it gestured to the pile of melted plastic on the floor.
"Hn," he stretched, yawning, "It woke me up."
"Yes," Kurama sighed, pinching the bride of his nose, "It's called an alarm clock. It is supposed to bring one out of sleep! Fool."
"Ah but you did not wake up. So there was no need for it to awaken me. Thus it had to be punished." There was amusement showing on the hiyoukai's child-like face. The ancient fox took a few deep breaths. Honestly, this was the fourth electronic appliance Hiei had broken! What was the point.
"I'm going to work," he sighed, throwing his hands up in deafeat. Hiei snickered, snuggling into the still-warm blankets, wrapping his arms around his fox's pillow. Kurama could always get another noisy clock.