Chapter 25

Back in the wastes we would trade each other for packs of cigarettes, things aren't like that here. ...The Kid from Vault 101

Hive of the Enclave

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'Whoa, the hell's with this jackass?' Scratchin the back of my head with my free hand, the other loosely holding my Chinese assault rife. I leaned forward and rested my right foot on the armored backside of the figure. It was definitely power armor of some kind, Damned if I had ever seen any like it before now. This one was different, it was sparking.. tantalizing.

Closing my eyes, I let out a groan of disappointment. A completely badass suit of power armor and I still didn't know how to move in the fuckin thing.

'OwW! Fucker!' I screamed as a worker ant tried to take a bite out of my ass.

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Big Town

Briefly I looked to a small cluster of wires and pointed them out to Pappy, a few cuts with his knife and the bright lights of the switchboard flickered on.

'It's gonna need a fresh fission battery.' I muttered grumpily. Beside me, Pappy nodded his head looking irritated.

'That's not the kinda thing we have just laying around.' He pointed out.

Fighting down the urge to kick the busted robot, I prepared myself for yet another trip back to Megaton.

'Bring Beer!'

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Police HQ

The loud pounding of my fist at the front desk echos throughout the police station.

'Officer! Officer! I'd like to report a crime!'

'Waa can ah do fooorr yoouu?'

Shrieking in shock, I felt my eyes bulged as a giant green super mutant popped up from behind the front deck. 'Holy Crap!' I shouted as I took a step back fumbling awkwardly with my submachine gun for a moment before managing to point it at the calmly slouching super mutant.

'Iss soommthing thhe maatteer?

'You are not a cop!'

'Am tooo.'

'Are not.'

'Am tooo.'

'Are Not!!'

'Amm Tooo!!'

'Prove it then!'

The supermutant gave an annoyed huff before pointing up to where a delicate blue police cap sat perched upon his head.

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U.S to Annex Canada

'You ever worry about getting old gob?'

'No. Ghouls don't age.'

'Yeah, me to....wait, what?'

'Don't you ever pay any attention to anything?'

'When it suits me, so you don't age? At all? Bastard!'

'Relax, you're already half a ghoul anyways.'

'...eh?'

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Getting to Know Yourself

'You eat like a Cannibal.'

'It's a lifestyle!'

'You drink like a Hematophage.'

'It's a medical condition!'

'Rad Regeneration? You call that normal?'

'It's an experimental Treatment!'

'You know Ghoul Ecology!'

'It's a hobby!'

'What about your Rad Resistance?'

'That's..um, next question!'

'Uh huh, so why are your hands flaking all over my table?'

I felt my face drain instantly, Gob looked startled.

'Holy Fuck! I forgot to take the krevichity thing to the Dunwhich building!'

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A/N I hereby declare this a crossover as of now! Watch as vault gall escapes the life sucking wastes in a very vault like manner.