YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS? Chapter 25: LOVE YOU ALL!, a lord of the rings fanfic

Dear Journal

Have been playing the Backstreet Boys nonstop to annoy all the people in the hospital.

They hate me now, this is Legolas saying Christmas sucks journal, I hate life, I hate you, but I don't hate Kali.

We made out for half an hour today, and she said that she had a special gift to give me journal, and get your mind out of the gutter, she is not like that.

So…yeah…Pippin came to see me with Merry, and gushed for about two hours about how he is so sorry that I fell, and then said that he would hurt him self the same, if it would ease my pain.

At first I was excited, but then I thought what it would actually be like to spend Christmas with that nut job, and yes journal, it would suck more than Christmas usually does.

GO TO HELL!

Have been subjected to Christmas chorals, all day, sung by christens, that can't sing and think that if they sing loud enough, it will make up initially for there off key voices, never mind if it makes me deaf.

GOD HATES YOU ALL!

FUCKING CRISTAINS! TRY CONVERTING ME AND I'LL SHOVE THAT BIBLE UP YOUR ASS!

Fuck! Now I have to eat that horrible shitty food man life sucks.

Anyway Haldir still is in a snit with me, coz I haven't apologized for throwing that vase at him.

I mean what am I supposed to say I'm sorry it hit you, or sorry you got in the way, or what about sorry I hit you, I meant it at the time, but I don't now, but that's just the thing I still mean it, even now.

If he were here, I would probably do it again just because he would be here.

Anyway he's a prat.

Ok so I've decided to not give presents this year, coz they just do not deserve them, come to think of it I never give presents anyway, oh well their loss really.

Anyway, mum has made the entire family come to the hospital this year and eat Christmas dinner, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, they get just as much of a crappy Christmas as I do, lol.

I have just killed Christmas for everyone, except dear old mum, I swear nothing ever dampens her mood; she is kind of scary that way, oh well.

So far I have ruined a lot of people's Christmases this year, and so far I think this is a personal best for me.

God I hate this time of year, man it sucks lord have Mersey on your soul, and Bart's soul, and Maggie's soul, and everybody's soul.

Hey now I have nothing to talk about, so I have decided to write the letter, s, until I can think of something important to say.

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I have it, wait, no, no I don't, it's gone.

Ok so yesterday, I had decided that I would be a little shit all day.

Fist I faked a seizure, and by the end of the day I had convinced all of Fridays staff, that I get seizure's, then at every mealtime, I would throw all my food on the floor, and scream that they couldn't put my tray there, because a dead person was sitting there.

Then on my walk, I went into a room that held some guy that thought the government was spying on him, and convinced him that I was a government agent sent to kill him.

It took eight nurses and four doctors to convince him that I wasn't working for the government.

Oh and I also started a fight with this drunk guy, over a bottle of water.

All and all, it was a fun day at the hospital.

Have also been reading JTHM, (Johnny The Homicidal Maniac) it is a fucking AWESOME comic book; oh Squee, and I Feel Sick are also very AWESOME too, so you should read them as well.

Ok so my faveroute bit out of the JTHM comics, is the bedtime story bit, I'll write it out for you now:

'OH! AND THISIS THEPART THAT REALLY GETS ME! HEE! HEE!'

'OKAY, SO I HAVE HER STRAPPED IN JUST LIKE THIS. AND SHE'S CRYING, DOING THIS GREAT "LETS BE RATIONAL" ROUTINE!'

'I WAITED UNTIL SHE WAS AT HER MOST FRANTIC, AND, EH HEH! AND…'

'I STARTED THE MOTOR! BUT THE STRAP AROUND HER HEAD WAS TOO TIGHT! THE STRAPS WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO CUT OFF BLOOD CIRCULATION. BUT …giggle…BUT…'

'BUT IT WAS SO TIGHT IT JUST CLAMPED HARD AROUND HER SKULL! YOU COULD HEAR IT CRACKING LIKE OLD WOOD!'

'AND SHE'S SCREAMING! AND SHE STARTS CURSING ME AND TELLS ME SHE WONT GIVE ME THE SATIAFACTION OF HEARING HER SUFFER! AND …HAH! HOO! HAH!…AND…'

'JUST AS SHE GOES QUIET, TRYING TO BE SO STOIC…HER EYES SHOOT OUT OF HER HEAD! AND SHE JUST SCREEEAMS! HA! HA! HEEEAHHAHAAHAA!'

'HA! HEH! HEH. HAAAah.'

'What's wrong? You don't think that's funny?'

It' so AWESOME, I love that comic book.

Oh got to go, the head nurse is coming, oh shit, and she looks pissed, write more tomorrow on Christmas day, night, night.

LATER.

HAVE A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

AND I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, SO YEAH, LOL.

LOVE ALL MY READERS! HAVE AN AWESOME CRISTMAS DAY! WITH LOTS OF PRESENTS! AND FOOD! AND MOST OF ALL LOVE!

I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT REVEWED MY STORY! EVEN WHEN I DID'NT UPDATE FOR LIKE DAYS ON END, AND I'M TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT SO, YAY!

HAVE FUN! SING SONGS! PLAY GAMES! AND DANCE TO HEAVY MEATAL MUSIC FOR HOURS ON END!

LATER DAYZ!

(Oh, the reason I never say bye, is bye, is like forever, and I don't like to ever say good bye forever, unless you hate me, and I hate you, but I don't, so I can't say bye, so I wont)