Soundwave Meets the Internet
AN: This chapter takes place in AU (Alternate Universe) where the people of Earth know about the Autobots and Decepticons. Anyways, hope you like it :D R&R Please, and if you have any requests for the next chapter leave a review or PM :D Love you guys! Warning: I'm giving this chapter a rated T for certain subjects from Deviant ART.
Soundwave's internet addiction had let him to discover many things. From videos, to movies and so much more! It was almost as if he had seen everything there was to see on the internet. But, like a sequel to a block buster film, there was always going to be more.
"Humans have such interesting arts." Soundwave noted as he scrolled through the multiple different pictures of both Autobots and Decepticons. It was an accident that the public found out about his secret race. How that taxi guy was able to upload that video, Soundwave would never know. Worst part was, it was posted on so many different sights, and even the news! If that didn't catch anyone's attention, he wasn't sure what will.
"Ha, I can defiantly see that happening!" Soundwave laughed. The picture was one of Knockout trying to steal a bucket of wax from Sunstreaker, an Autobot. Those two were defiantly a lot alike in more ways than one. If one didn't know it, they would have considered the two twins. Sadly, Sunstreaker already had a twin, Sideswipe. The artist was very good. The drawings were obviously made with crayons, and possibly colored pencils. The outlined image was firmly drawn, while the inside was lazily shaded the respective colors of both mechs.
"Humans have such amazing imaginations." He muttered to himself. Curiously, Soundwave clicked on the link that led to a sight called 'DevaintART.' That's a very odd name for a website. Then again YouTube was also a very odd name.
His optics widened at the wide verity of different pictures, drawings, and stories! There were even a few videos!
Soundwave was in heaven.
He clicked on the search bar. If they had pictures of Sunstreaker and Knockout, maybe they had pictures of him and the other cons.
'Soundwave and the Decepticons'. He practically punched the enter button. The computer hummed and loaded the pages.
"Sweet, look at all these pictures of me!" He paused for a second, "I'm starting to sound a lot like Knockout…"
There were a lot of pictures of Soundwave along with most of the cons. Man, he looked hot!
Soundwave continued to scroll down the page. All the pictures were so wonderful! Some may need a little work, but it was a lot better then what he could do. Soundwave couldn't even draw a stick figure.
Yes, he was in heaven. Until he saw a certain selection of images involving him and a certain war lord.
Soundwave's screen broke in half, allowing his jaw to hang in sheer horror.
What in the name of Primus was he looking at?!
The picture was of him lying back with a deep blush spread across his screen plate. Practically sprawled out on a berth, like some sort of pleasure bot. Everything was exposed! Megatron stood over him with a sinister grin spread across his dark face plate. A small white, word filled, bubble with a tail pointing to Megatron's mouth read:
"Awe, Soundwave, don't' you look delectable~"
It was the most horrifying thing he had ever seen! Immediately, Soundwave backed out of the page and tried to repress his memory. He continued to scroll through until he stumbled upon another photo.
The mech nearly gagged; this was far worse than the first one. This time, however, he was bent over on another berth, covered in multi colored… wait, was that transfluid?
This time he did throw up. What type of sick humor was this! Did humans truly think of him as a lowly pleasure bot! He hoped to pit not!
He exited out of the web page, wanting to forget this ever happened. Sadly, his curiosity was playing at him again. Why were humans so addicted to this type of stuff? Maybe he should look it up?
Weighing his options, Soundwave decided it would be best to safe search this answer on the search engine 'Google Chrome.' Surely, that won't cause any harm right?
It took a few tries, but Soundwave finally found what he was looking for. Clicking on the page, the mech raised an invisible optic ridge at the simple words.
"Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it."
"Wow that actually makes a lot of sense."
AN: Okay, I know this sounds bad, but please don't hate me *ducks behind table.* I'm sorry if I was late. I've been pretty busy, with testing and a stupid cold. I'm up to my neck in crazy stuff. Anyways, this idea came from DragoPrime. Thank you for the suggestion! :D I hope you like it! Anyways, this semester is going to be pretty tough, so a heads up I might have some trouble updating. I'm hoping to graduate in either May or June, possibly. So, I'm going to work extra hard to achieve that :D And as always, I don't own anything!
DeviantART doesn't belong to me and neither does any of it's pics, videos, stories, ect. I also don't' own Google Chrome or anything else that was mentioned in this chapter. I hope you guys like this, please leave a review or PM me if you want to send me an idea. I love you guys! Hope you have a great weekend!